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Reviews by 'JWMP'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
428
reviews published to date.
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace's bad hare day.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Spoiler: Dorothy goes home.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Bored in 60 seconds.
Mar 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
American Pie (1999)
Apple pie loses virginity.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Cleaning Pig's Feet (1901)
Load of hog wash.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Ron has chess pains.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Dracula 3000 (2004)
Drac' To The Future.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
American Pie (1999)
It crust be love.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Making animal ends meat.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Pinocchio (2002)
'Liar, Liar' meets 'Roxanne'.
Jan 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)
It's Smelly The Elephant.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Door to door monsters.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Friendship not Crystal clear.
Nov 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Grinch has heart defect.
Oct 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ringers: Lord Of The Fans (2005)
Nerds of the rings.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Loving glue is easy.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Live and let shag.
Mar 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
How to make Pooh.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
It's apocalypse now...again.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)
Shore enough, Pauly's dead.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Egg egg-sposed for egg-xamination.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk finally dies. Hooray.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Potato Head gets lucky.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1976)
Dead Lee attacks: deadly.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Magnolia (1999)
Raining cats and frogs.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pajama Game, The (1957)
Doris finally gets Dunn.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Terrorism by a thread.
Oct 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Admiral Cigarette (1897)
Smokers targeted by officer.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
DeLorean trained by Doc.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Biker Zombies (2001)
Zoombies: The driving dead.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Spoiler: Freddy actually dies.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gingerdead Man, The (2005)
All's fair; oven war.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
In Search Of Dr. Seuss (1994)
The doctor is out.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1990)
Third helping of tomatoes.
Mar 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Mother and Father Focker.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Mundae - Monday's naked chef.
Dec 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Snakes slide past security.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Strongest Man In The World, The (1975)
Dexter eats strong breakfast.
Jan 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Stuart Little (1999)
Small car, littler mouse.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Unbreakable (2000)
Glass man finally cracks.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)
Snake genre is reBorneo.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
From fearing to being.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Ducks soar over Ice(land).
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Tornadoes rip Hollywood apart.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien fingers little kid.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Wooden boy gets wood.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams; what a drag.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Muppets' Wizard Of Oz, The (2005)
Muppets mock wizardly tale.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shark Tale (2004)
Shark mafia get teethy.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Two Brothers (2004)
Tale of two tigers.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Pythons attack Toad Hall.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Murphy- Muppet In Space.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child abuse with pies.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Final Destination (2000)
Death drives an aeroplane.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Humpty's Troubles With The Policeman (1903)
Egg tossed by pig.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kermit's Swamp Years (2002)
Behind The Actor's Lilypad.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Killer Condom (1996)
To protect and sever.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Punk's Not Dead (2007)
Dischord strikes. Rollins groans.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rat Race (2001)
Bean there, run that.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Pseudo substitute scams school.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies up a Pegg.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Kid sees dead people.
Jan 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spy Hard (1996)
James Bond meets 'Airplane'.
Mar 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Good Talent for killing.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tromeo And Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare meets American Pie.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Pie (1999)
Pie in the fly.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Stoners rewrite history; Whoa...
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Candy Stripe Nurses (1974)
Nurses sweet as Candy.
Dec 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corny children are stalk(er)s.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Cruise (out of) control.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Kid nearly kills intruders.
Jan 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Humpty And The Demon (1903)
Egg meets it's toaster.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Queen Kong (1976)
King Kong gets sexchange.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Terminal, The (2004)
Waiting for baggage claim.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Metamorphosis; Penguin becomes chicken.
Aug 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
'A' (1965)
'A' deserves an 'F'.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
GHcool is running short.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Boa vs. Python (2004)
Clash of the snakes.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Australians solve tourist problem.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Golden ticket to ride.
Mar 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Rapist has got milk.
Nov 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Bed causes severe headaches.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gamera (1965)
Teenage mutant injured turtle.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Point Blank is gross(e).
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Green man steals presents.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Humpty's Troubles With The Washwoman (1903)
Washwoman hassles poor egg.
Jan 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Interview, The (1998)
Weaving doesn't weave truth.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Saviour savours lesbian love.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Kong Vs. Godzilla (1962)
Godzilla plays with monkey.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Flamboyant hobbit marries somehow.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Magical Mystery Tour (1967)
Cartoon bus Beatle infested.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mules In The Coal Mines (1903)
Donkeys: new slave labourers.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Homo sapiens present homosexuals.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Repossessed (1990)
Nielsen's silly 'Exorcist' spoof.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Snow White: A Tale Of Terror (1997)
Snow White sees red.
Mar 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Hills are perfect remedy.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stuck On You (2003)
Brothers are too close.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Austrian robot is back.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Austrian robot terminates stuff.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Titanic on ice. Berg.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
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