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Reviews by 'JWMP'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 428 reviews published to date.

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Snakes On A Plane (2006)

Snakes slide past security.

Jun 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Humpty's Troubles With The Policeman (1903)

Egg tossed by pig.

Jun 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

House On Haunted Hill (1959)

Guests hosts: mostly ghosts.

Jun 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote

Corpse Bride (2005)

Clays animation plays re-animation.

Jun 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Uma asks for Bill.

Jun 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Lohan polishes her headlamps.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Hills are perfect remedy.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Microwave Massacre (1983)

Microwave's owners for dinner.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Bride asks for Bill.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Bruce Almighty (2003)

Carrey on preaching.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Wallace's bad hare day.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)

Bloody orchid with snakes.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Rob Roy (1995)

John Hurts Scotland's highlanders.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

New Alcatraz (2001)

Boa constricts snake fascination.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

End Of The Affair, The (1999)

Affair is no Moore.

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Wind In The Willows, The (1996)

Pythons attack Toad Hall.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)

Good Talent for killing.

May 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Flamboyant hobbit marries somehow.

Apr 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)

Gwyneth Paltrow does incest.

Apr 10, 2005
Unscored

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Help! (1965)

Ring(o) takes over band.

Apr 10, 2005
Unscored

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Escape To Witch Mountain (1975)

Magic orphans get kidnapped.

Apr 10, 2005
Unscored

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First Nudie Musical, The (1976)

Nudes of the dance.

Apr 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Ghosts Of The Abyss (2003)

Titanic goes all 3-D.

Apr 8, 2005
Unscored

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Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)

Snake genre is reBorneo.

Apr 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

Girl beats up robot.

Apr 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Aliens (1986)

Alienated aliens rip Ripley.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

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Johnny English (2003)

British clutz foils Frenchie.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote

History Of The Luftwaffe, The (1989)

Luftwaffe gets own show.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)

First helping of bull.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Slingshot, The (1993)

Roland selfishly protects himself.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

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Life Of Brian (1979)

Flashing of the Christ.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

How A Rat Interrupted An Afternoon Tea (1897)

Tea has rodent problem.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

Ducks soar over Ice(land).

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Brain just won't (de)cease.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Sandler plays with balls.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

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Let It Be (1970)

Beatles get bugged out.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960)

Hood Greene with envy.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Beware, My Lovely (1952)

Widow hires psychopathic handyman.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote

End Of The Affair, The (1999)

Affair ends...no Moore.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Wayne's World (1992)

Schwingers ruin Bohemian Rhapsody.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Thicker Than Water (1935)

Laurel's money furnishes Hardy.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Meaning Of Life, The (1983)

Life explained by Pythons.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

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Parent Trap, The (1961)

Twins reunite their parents.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

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Excalibur (1981)

Arthur gets stoned sword.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

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Killer Condom (1996)

To protect and sever.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Spoiler: Dorothy goes home.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Doctor Who (1996)

Doctor Who does LA.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)

Australians solve tourist problem.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

New Alcatraz (2001)

Cold-blooded snake kills coldly.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

College ducks play hockey.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Mallrats (1995)

Clerks gets a sequel.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Meet The Fockers (2004)

Mother and Father Focker.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Raise The Titanic (1980)

Titanic makes a comeback.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Rambo takes on Vietnam.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)

How to make Pooh.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)

Cow milks Chosen One.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Alien fingers little kid.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Bad fridge kills coldly.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Swann dives into Depp.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Winnie The Pooh Spookable Pooh (2000)

Pooh gets sPoohked out.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Bull Fight, No. 2 (1898)

Second helping of bull.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Cute deer meets monster.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Santa sees red...planet.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Bull Fight, No. 3 (1898)

Third helping of bull.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

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Meet The Fockers (2004)

Focker joke gets sequel.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

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Wayne's World (1992)

Wayne's wonderfully weird world.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Austrian robot is back.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Breast Men (1997)

Breast friends are boobs.

Mar 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Doctor Who (1996)

Mysterious doctor time travels.

Mar 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Meet The Parents (2000)

Overused Focker joke tires.

Mar 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Ents pretend they're trees.

Mar 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Unbreakable (2000)

Glass man finally cracks.

Mar 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Rabid Grannies (1988)

Grannies go on rampage.

Mar 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Blanche Fury (1947)

Killer woos assisted killer.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)

Making animal ends meat.

Mar 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Stuck On You (2003)

Brothers are too close.

Mar 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Magnolia (1999)

Raining cats and frogs.

Mar 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Golden ticket to ride.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Hard Day's Night, A (1964)

Running Beatles sing colourfully.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Blood River (1991)

Western filled to Brim(ley).

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

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Dark Waters (1944)

Shipwrecked girl goes mental.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

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Few Good Men, A (1992)

Lawyers defend killing marines.

Mar 21, 2005
Unscored

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Lost In America (1985)

Cracked egg; Vegas style.

Mar 20, 2005
Unscored

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Mystery man angers Evil.

Mar 20, 2005
Unscored

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Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)

Daleks exterminated by timelord.

Mar 19, 2005
Unscored

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Santa Claus Brothers, The (2001)

Tale of Two Santas.

Mar 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Leprechaun 2 (1994)

Irish midgets get sequel.

Mar 18, 2005
Unscored

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Snow White: A Tale Of Terror (1997)

Snow White sees red.

Mar 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Short Films By Short People: The Adventures Of Sam Digital (1999)

Digital adventures of Digital.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

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Waiting For Godot (1991)

Godot incessantly waited for.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

In Her Defense (1998)

Lawyer screws deaf artist.

Mar 15, 2005
Unscored

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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1990)

Third helping of tomatoes.

Mar 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Golden ticket to ride.

Mar 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The (1969)

Dexter gets massive upgrade.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)

Fairlane rolls the Dice.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Pucked (2006)

Bon Jovi; Frankly troubling.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon (1942)

Sherlock Holmes goes Nazi.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

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Smallpox 2002: Silent Weapon (2002)

Smallpox: Silent but deadly.

Mar 9, 2005
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Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Fat cat becomes fatcat.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

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Zombiegeddon (2003)

Zombies take out trash.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

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