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Reviews by 'JWMP'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 428 reviews published to date.

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Zoolander (2001)

Gassy role model stinks.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Zombiegeddon (2003)

Zombies take out trash.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo (1970)

When Zatoichi met Yojimbo.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Zatoichi Meets The One Armed Swordsman (1971)

Unarmed swordsman battles Zatoichi.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Yellow Submarine (1968)

Meanies make men mad.

Aug 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Spoiler: Dorothy goes home.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Winsor Mccay, The Famous Cartoonist Of The N.Y. Herald And His Moving Comics (1911)

Animated drawings' first appearance.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Winnie The Pooh Spookable Pooh (2000)

Pooh gets sPoohked out.

Apr 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Wind In The Willows, The (1996)

Pythons attack Toad Hall.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Golden ticket to ride.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

White Noise (2005)

Dead wife won't (de)cease.

Jan 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

White Chicks (2004)

Wayans: Black or white?

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote

When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

Friendship not Crystal clear.

Nov 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

What Do You Say To A Naked Lady? (1970)

Roundtree plays with Funt.

Jan 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Wayne's World 2 (1993)

Old rockers Wayne away.

Feb 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Wayne's World (1992)

Wayne's wonderfully weird world.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Wayne's World (1992)

Schwingers ruin Bohemian Rhapsody.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote

War Games (1983)

Defcon dumps deadly disaster.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)

Stunt sheep save score.

Aug 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)

Metamorphosis; Penguin becomes chicken.

Aug 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Wererabbit terrorises plasticine no-brainers.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Wallace's bad hare day.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Waiting For Godot (1991)

Godot incessantly waited for.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Very Brady Christmas, A (1988)

Christmas with the Bradys.

Jan 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote

VeggieTales: The End Of Silliness? More Really Silly Songs! (1998)

Stupid songs by vegetables.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Upworld (1990)

Gnome on a mission.

Aug 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Uncle Buck (1989)

Uncle sweet as Candy.

Dec 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Uncle (1996)

Clay people actually age?

Jan 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Uncle (1996)

Old uncle realises senility.

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Unbreakable (2000)

Glass man finally cracks.

Mar 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Ugly American, The (1963)

Brando; ugly & American.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Two Brothers (2004)

Tale of two tigers.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Two Brothers (2004)

Tigers travel together tenaciously.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Turkish Star Wars (1982)

Turk Skywalker meets kebab.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Tromeo And Juliet (1996)

Shakespeare meets American Pie.

Dec 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Cow girl gets Woody.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Potato Head gets lucky.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Toy Story (1995)

'Small Soldiers' only friendlier.

Nov 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Total Recall (1990)

Arnie can't memorise Mars.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Transvestites take over city.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Titanic (1997)

Titanic on ice. Berg.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)

Intent Tintin persues Peru.

Dec 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Timecop (1994)

History altered by cops.

Dec 12, 2004
Unscored

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Thicker Than Water (1935)

Laurel's money furnishes Hardy.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Terminator, The (1984)

Austrian robot terminates stuff.

Jan 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

Girl beats up robot.

Apr 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Austrian robot is back.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Terminal, The (2004)

Waiting for baggage claim.

Sep 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Team America: World Police (2004)

Terrorism by a thread.

Oct 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)

Good Talent for killing.

May 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960)

Hood Greene with envy.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Stuck On You (2003)

Brothers are too close.

Mar 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Stuart Little (1999)

Small car, littler mouse.

Jan 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Strongest Man In The World, The (1975)

Dexter eats strong breakfast.

Jan 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Stroker Ace (1983)

NASCAR racers race acely.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Story Of O, The (1975)

O gets unfairly victimised.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Stealing A Ham (1898)

Pork rustlers get comeuppance.

Dec 8, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Stiller hitched. Hutch still.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Hans 'not so' Solo.

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Kirk finally dies. Hooray.

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Stand By Me (1986)

Kids fight over body.

Dec 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Spy Hard (1996)

James Bond meets 'Airplane'.

Mar 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)

Spongy hero makes water.

Jan 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Spider-Man (2002)

Neither man nor spider.

Jul 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Hills are perfect remedy.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Son Of Kong, The (1933)

King Kong's illegitimate son.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Snow White: A Tale Of Terror (1997)

Snow White sees red.

Mar 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Snakes On A Plane (2006)

Snakes slide past security.

Jun 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Smallpox 2002: Silent Weapon (2002)

Smallpox: Silent but deadly.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

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Small Soldiers (1998)

Small soldiers; big mistake.

Sep 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Slingshot, The (1993)

Roland selfishly protects himself.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

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Skulls II, The (2002)

Skulls' secret society scam.

Dec 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Kid sees dead people.

Jan 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Signs (2002)

Martians melt, Sign off.

Jan 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Discombobulates puss in boots.

Jul 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Shrek (2001)

Green ogre gets girl.

Jul 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Short Films By Short People: The Adventures Of Sam Digital (1999)

Digital adventures of Digital.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

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Short Films By Short People: The Adventures Of Sam Digital (1999)

Midgets discover digital animation.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Short Circuit 2 (1988)

Johnny Five does NY.

Dec 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Short Circuit 2 (1988)

Five helps, foils robbers.

Dec 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Short Circuit 2 (1988)

Johnny Five; parts missing.

Jan 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Short Circuit (1986)

Number five; soul robot.

Feb 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon (1942)

Sherlock Holmes goes Nazi.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)

Goat murders unfortunate sheep.

Jan 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

Zombies up a Pegg.

Sep 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Shark Tale (2004)

Shark mafia get teethy.

Oct 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Senior Trip (1995)

Old folks go camping.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

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Secret Policeman's Other Ball, The (1982)

Bean invited to ball?

Jan 11, 2005
Unscored

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Scooby-Doo (2002)

Scrappy is Atkinson's bitch.

Nov 11, 2004
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School Of Rock, The (2003)

Pseudo substitute scams school.

Sep 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Simon Cowell gets comeuppance.

Jan 24, 2005
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Puking priest pleases poltergeist.

Jan 31, 2005
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Exorcist spoof; saves movie.

Jan 28, 2005
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Scary Movie (2000)

Doofy acts real doofy.

Jan 9, 2005
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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Santa visits red planet.

Jan 28, 2005
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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Santa sees red...planet.

Apr 2, 2005
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Santa Claus Brothers, The (2001)

Tale of Two Santas.

Mar 18, 2005
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)

Gwyneth Paltrow does incest.

Apr 10, 2005
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Roxanne (1987)

Fireman nose no bounds.

Dec 23, 2004
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Roof Sex (2003)

Chimney becomes new aphrodisiac.

Nov 20, 2004
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