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Reviews by 'JWMP'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
428
reviews published to date.
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102 Dalmatians (2000)
102 Damnations for Cruella.
Dec 9, 2004
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Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Fairlane rolls the Dice.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Murphy- Muppet In Space.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Beam me up, Shatner.
Jul 13, 2004
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
An airbus of laughs.
Aug 25, 2004
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Airport (1970)
Lancaster gets terminal illness.
Jan 10, 2005
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American Pie (1999)
Apple pie loses virginity.
Oct 2, 2004
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Vote
(7)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Geek weds pie lover.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Sexist weatherman gets girl.
Dec 23, 2004
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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
It's apocalypse now...again.
Feb 9, 2005
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(3)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Mystery man angers Evil.
Mar 20, 2005
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Mojo missing; Austin shags.
Dec 27, 2004
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Back To The Future (1985)
Fox almost becomes father.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff biff's past Marty.
Dec 7, 2004
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
DeLorean trained by Doc.
Jan 6, 2005
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(2)
Barefoot Executive, The (1971)
Apish programmer monkeys around.
Jan 22, 2005
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BASEketball (1998)
New sport creates confusion.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
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Being Mick (2001)
Mick Jagger's shameless biography.
Feb 9, 2005
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Stoners rewrite history; Whoa...
Jan 28, 2005
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(2)
Billy Joel: In His Own Words (2001)
Billy Joel praises self.
Jan 9, 2005
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Blanche Fury (1947)
Killer woos assisted killer.
Mar 24, 2005
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Brain just won't (de)cease.
Apr 7, 2005
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Breaker Morant (1980)
British attack Australian outback.
Mar 6, 2005
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Breaker Morant (1980)
Boer war flick kills.
Jan 8, 2005
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Breast Men (1997)
Breast friends are boobs.
Mar 31, 2005
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(1)
Brother (1999)
Pirate plasticine brother bellows.
Dec 15, 2004
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Bull Fight, No. 1 (1898)
First helping of bull.
Apr 7, 2005
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Bull Fight, No. 3 (1898)
Third helping of bull.
Apr 2, 2005
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Cable Guy, The (1996)
Electrifying acting from (s)Carrey.
Aug 25, 2004
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Candy Stripe Nurses (1974)
Nurses sweet as Candy.
Dec 27, 2004
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(2)
Cars (2006)
CGI cars go racing.
Jan 11, 2005
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Mike Myers meows maniacally.
Oct 23, 2004
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(1)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corny children are stalk(er)s.
Jan 12, 2005
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(2)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Car flies, we cry.
Dec 6, 2004
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Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The (1969)
Dexter gets massive upgrade.
Mar 11, 2005
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Clays animation plays re-animation.
Jun 13, 2006
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Creature Comforts (1990)
Comfortable Creatures create catchphrases.
Oct 23, 2004
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Creature Comforts (1990)
Plasticine pets prove palpable!
Oct 23, 2004
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Curious George (2006)
George is too curious.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Cruise (out of) control.
Jan 29, 2005
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(2)
Doctor Who (1996)
Mysterious doctor time travels.
Mar 31, 2005
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Doctor Who (1996)
Doctor Who does LA.
Apr 4, 2005
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End Of The Affair, The (1999)
Affair ends...no Moore.
Apr 5, 2005
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(1)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Ghostly spirits are CGI.
Dec 19, 2004
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Father finds funny fish.
Aug 18, 2004
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Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning (1987)
Slasher flashes, slashes, crashes.
Dec 24, 2004
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From Puppets To Pixels: Digital Characters In Episode II (2002)
Digital puppets come alive!
Jan 8, 2005
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Garfield In Paradise (1986)
Frustrated feline foils volcano.
Dec 7, 2004
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Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Godzilla goes clog shopping.
Dec 2, 2004
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Graduate, The (1967)
Graduate graduates then gropes.
Jan 28, 2005
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Greedy Humpty Dumpty (1936)
Round egg gets rounder.
Jan 25, 2005
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Gremlins start eating yankees.
Oct 23, 2004
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Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Elephant outruns raging Nazis.
Jan 12, 2005
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Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler plays with balls.
Apr 7, 2005
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Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Bigfoot adopted by weirdos.
Jan 8, 2005
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Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Lohan polishes her headlamps.
Oct 19, 2005
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Home Alone (1990)
Kid nearly kills intruders.
Jan 3, 2005
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(2)
How A Rat Interrupted An Afternoon Tea (1897)
Tea has rodent problem.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
How To Vote (1961)
Indian has trouble voting.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
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Ice Age (2002)
Mammoth makes massive meltdown.
Jul 15, 2004
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In Search Of Dr. Seuss (1994)
Dr. Seuss is missing.
Dec 18, 2004
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Jack (1996)
Robin Williams plays BFG.
Dec 18, 2004
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Jesus Trip, The (1971)
Bikers search for Jesus.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
French discover bad tomatoes.
Oct 1, 2004
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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1990)
Third helping of tomatoes.
Mar 13, 2005
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(2)
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Irish midgets' space adventure!
Feb 9, 2005
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Flashing of the Christ.
Apr 7, 2005
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Cub becomes Shakespearian tiger.
Dec 19, 2004
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents pretend they're trees.
Mar 29, 2005
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Mallrats (1995)
Clerks gets a sequel.
Apr 4, 2005
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Life explained by Pythons.
Apr 4, 2005
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Overused Focker joke tires.
Mar 29, 2005
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Microwave Massacre (1983)
Microwave's owners for dinner.
Oct 19, 2005
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(1)
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)
Drebin beats up Barbara.
Feb 27, 2005
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Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Drebin dreading baseball game.
Dec 11, 2004
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Nederlandse Robinson Crusoe, Een (1969)
Crusoe goes clog shopping.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Freddies fingers: freaky fright.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Permanent Midnight (1998)
Stiller still drug addict.
Jan 9, 2005
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Swann dives into Depp.
Apr 3, 2005
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(1)
Police Academy (1984)
Stupid cops begin saga.
Jan 28, 2005
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Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
First assignment; second film.
Nov 25, 2004
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(1)
Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (1987)
Citizens get cop role.
Jan 17, 2005
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Punk's Not Dead (2007)
Dischord strikes. Rollins groans.
Jan 31, 2005
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(2)
Queen Kong (1976)
King Kong gets sexchange.
Sep 12, 2004
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(2)
Queen's Speech (1999)
Queen gets royal upstaging.
Jan 14, 2005
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(1)
Raise The Titanic (1980)
Titanic makes a comeback.
Apr 4, 2005
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Rat Race (2001)
Bean there, run that.
Dec 28, 2004
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(2)
Roof Sex (2003)
Chimney becomes new aphrodisiac.
Nov 20, 2004
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Scooby-Doo (2002)
Scrappy is Atkinson's bitch.
Nov 11, 2004
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Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Goat murders unfortunate sheep.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Short Films By Short People: The Adventures Of Sam Digital (1999)
Digital adventures of Digital.
Mar 16, 2005
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Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk finally dies. Hooray.
Jan 28, 2005
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Hans 'not so' Solo.
Jan 28, 2005
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Strongest Man In The World, The (1975)
Dexter eats strong breakfast.
Jan 22, 2005
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(2)
Stuart Little (1999)
Small car, littler mouse.
Jan 8, 2005
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(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Good Talent for killing.
May 12, 2005
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Girl beats up robot.
Apr 8, 2005
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Timecop (1994)
History altered by cops.
Dec 12, 2004
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Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Intent Tintin persues Peru.
Dec 12, 2004
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie can't memorise Mars.
Oct 31, 2004
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