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Reviews by 'JWMP'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 428 reviews published to date.

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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)

Many hands; might work.

Dec 18, 2004
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)

Transvestite queen goes outback.

Jan 9, 2005
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Am�lie (2001)

Gnome Alone: Photo Booth.

Sep 27, 2004
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Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)

Bloody orchid with snakes.

Aug 12, 2005
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Arrival Of Humpty Dumpty (1903)

Humpty's shell cracked up.

Dec 11, 2004
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Bad fridge kills coldly.

Apr 3, 2005
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)

Fixing the Marty paradox.

Dec 7, 2004
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Bear Who Slept Through Christmas, The (1973)

Sleepy bear misses Christmas.

Jan 11, 2005
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Birds Of Prey (1973)

Helicopter searches for prey.

Dec 18, 2004
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Blood River (1991)

Western filled to Brim(ley).

Mar 22, 2005
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Boys Think They Have One On Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them, The (1902)

Grandpa finally gets revenge.

Dec 11, 2004
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)

Crap cat's carapice collapses.

Dec 6, 2004
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Catwoman (2004)

Stone sinks under Berry.

Jan 14, 2005
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Catwoman (2004)

Berry purrfects cat scream.

Jan 25, 2005
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Chasing Amy (1997)

Amy chased by perverts.

Nov 29, 2004
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Rapist meets fruity psychiatrist.

Nov 1, 2004
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Dark Waters (1944)

Shipwrecked girl goes mental.

Mar 22, 2005
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Escape To Witch Mountain (1975)

Magic orphans get kidnapped.

Apr 10, 2005
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Kids cut class cooly.

Oct 23, 2004
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Few Good Men, A (1992)

Lawyers defend killing marines.

Mar 21, 2005
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First Nudie Musical, The (1976)

Nudes of the dance.

Apr 8, 2005
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Flubber (1997)

Flying rubber saves day!

Jan 9, 2005
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Gamera Vs. Viras (1968)

Gamera revisits previous films.

Feb 9, 2005
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Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)

Douglas is main course.

Jan 6, 2005
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Gremlins (1984)

'Critters' with fur attached.

Aug 26, 2004
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Gremlins make attack! Again!

Oct 23, 2004
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Hard Day's Night, A (1964)

Running Beatles sing colourfully.

Mar 22, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Chamber not so Secret.

Nov 10, 2004
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Hot Chick, The (2002)

Schneider becomes female. Weird.

Jan 28, 2005
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Grinch has heart defect.

Dec 16, 2004
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In Her Defense (1998)

Lawyer screws deaf artist.

Mar 15, 2005
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Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)

Frosty finally gets revenge.

Feb 1, 2005
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Jumanji (1995)

Animals escape board game.

Dec 8, 2004
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Jungle Burger (1975)

Tarzan does it French.

Dec 9, 2004
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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1990)

Famed tomatoes get sequel.

Dec 18, 2004
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King Kong Lives (1986)

Big ape is back?

Jan 28, 2005
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)

Cow milks Chosen One.

Apr 3, 2005
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Leprechaun (1993)

Irish midgets get revenge.

Nov 3, 2004
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Let It Be (1970)

Beatles get bugged out.

Apr 7, 2005
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Midget hero finds ring.

Jan 9, 2005
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Rabbit proves very deadly.

Feb 15, 2005
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Fat Greeks, not racist.

Aug 12, 2004
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Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)

Drebin pumps evil maniac.

Feb 12, 2005
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Pinocchio (2002)

Nosey boy lies obviously.

Jan 12, 2005
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Pinocchio (2002)

Big nosed boy transforms.

Jan 28, 2005
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Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)

Pinnochio nose no bounds.

Dec 6, 2004
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Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)

Pinocchio finally gets revenge.

Sep 26, 2004
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Polar Express, The (2004)

Hanks' engine rides elves.

Feb 9, 2005
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Python (2000)

Snake travels first class.

Jan 8, 2005
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Rabid Grannies (1988)

Grannies go on rampage.

Mar 29, 2005
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Return Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

Famed tomatoes get sequel.

Jan 11, 2005
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Roxanne (1987)

Fireman nose no bounds.

Dec 23, 2004
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Exorcist spoof; saves movie.

Jan 28, 2005
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Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Simon Cowell gets comeuppance.

Jan 24, 2005
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Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon (1942)

Sherlock Holmes goes Nazi.

Mar 10, 2005
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Short Films By Short People: The Adventures Of Sam Digital (1999)

Midgets discover digital animation.

Dec 19, 2004
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Shrek (2001)

Green ogre gets girl.

Jul 15, 2004
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Slingshot, The (1993)

Roland selfishly protects himself.

Apr 7, 2005
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Upworld (1990)

Gnome on a mission.

Aug 26, 2004
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What Do You Say To A Naked Lady? (1970)

Roundtree plays with Funt.

Jan 14, 2005
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White Chicks (2004)

Wayans: Black or white?

Jan 28, 2005
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Yellow Submarine (1968)

Meanies make men mad.

Aug 25, 2004
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Zatoichi Meets The One Armed Swordsman (1971)

Unarmed swordsman battles Zatoichi.

Dec 23, 2004
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Airplane! (1980)

Plane stupid, plane funny.

Aug 25, 2004
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Airport (1970)

Lancaster gets terminal illness.

Jan 10, 2005
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American Pie 2 (2001)

Stifler's mom gets laid.

Jan 28, 2005
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Anaconda (1997)

'Jaws' in the jungle.

Dec 24, 2004
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Antz (1998)

Antz attack arch enemy.

Jul 17, 2004
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)

Massive alien dog destroys.

Jan 12, 2005
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

24 karat gold carrot.

Oct 31, 2004
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Chilling mystery man frozen.

Jan 28, 2005
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Fixing the Marty paradox.

Dec 19, 2004
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Barefoot Executive, The (1971)

Apish programmer monkeys around.

Jan 22, 2005
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Beware, My Lovely (1952)

Widow hires psychopathic handyman.

Apr 5, 2005
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Death helps stoned teens.

Nov 25, 2004
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Brain just won't (de)cease.

Apr 7, 2005
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Breaker Morant (1980)

Boer war flick kills.

Jan 8, 2005
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Bruce Almighty (2003)

Carrey on preaching.

Oct 19, 2005
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Bubble Boy (2001)

Boy bounces after girl.

Jan 9, 2005
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Cars (2006)

CGI cars go racing.

Jan 11, 2005
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Cousin (1998)

Heroic spastic is hero.

Feb 16, 2005
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Creature Comforts (1990)

Plasticine animals steal show.

Oct 23, 2004
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Creature Comforts (1990)

Caged creatures chat constantly.

Oct 23, 2004
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D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

College ducks play hockey.

Apr 4, 2005
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Defending Your Life (1991)

Brooks laughs at Death.

Feb 9, 2005
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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

Tattoos confuse stoned dudes.

Feb 9, 2005
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Eat Your Makeup (1968)

Kennedy assassinated over makeup.

Dec 6, 2004
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Excalibur (1981)

Arthur gets stoned sword.

Apr 4, 2005
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Final Destination 3 (2006)

Death gets another sequel.

Mar 4, 2005
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Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Fat cat becomes fatcat.

Mar 9, 2005
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Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Cartoon cat causes catastrophe.

Jan 12, 2005
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General Line, The (1930)

Line drawn by Eisenstein.

Dec 9, 2004
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Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The (1966)

Foul fool meets spectre.

Jan 9, 2005
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Happy Gilmore (1996)

Sandler plays with balls.

Apr 7, 2005
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Harold And Maude (1971)

Funeral goers get lucky.

Jan 29, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Potter potty for Chamber.

Nov 10, 2004
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Harvie Krumpet (2003)

Clay people get Alzheimers?

Jan 12, 2005
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History Of The Luftwaffe, The (1989)

Luftwaffe gets own show.

Apr 7, 2005
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How To Vote (1961)

Indian has election trouble.

Dec 19, 2004
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Humpty And The Piewoman (1903)

Piewoman hassles poor egg.

Feb 5, 2005
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