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Reviews by 'Obie'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
511
reviews published to date.
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Supergirl (1984)
It is a bird!!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(139)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Bland theft auto.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(52)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Rowling. Stone.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(50)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NY Sea.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(47)
Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler pays his jews.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(46)
Blow (2001)
Diet: coke.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Babar-ic.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(44)
Antz (1998)
Ant elopes.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
F.B.Eye.Candy.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(42)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn Of The Dead.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(41)
Ring, The (2002)
Hex, Dies And Videotape.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(40)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Saved by the Belle.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Waterworld (1995)
H2nO!
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(39)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Last Fraction Hero.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Band of Brothers.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Chicken Run (2000)
Cock tale.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
Meet the Fokkers.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Insider, The (1999)
Smoking causes Crowe's feat.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Deliverance (1972)
Smokey And Ass Bandit.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Clink Eastwood.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Deity Coke.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Mannequin (1987)
Microskirt Dummies For Windows.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Superman (1978)
Tales from the Krypt.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead people? I see!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Story Of O, The (1975)
O, behave!
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(31)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
III, Robot.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
The King of Queen.
May 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Graduate, The (1967)
Privates, Benjamin.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Fur and Loathing.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Mulan (1998)
Mulan Ruse.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Air Force One (1997)
One Oldman versus another.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Knight Moves (1992)
Pawn Star.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eye, fell, Tower.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Supergirl (1984)
Bird....not Plain!
Dec 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Twins (1988)
The twin towers.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty gets 'hick-ups'.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem spears Brittany.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
'Eye' fought the law.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
L'amoor.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Desperately Shrieking Susan.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
God Zill Hunting.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(26)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Sole Man!
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Marital Arts.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Frequency (2000)
Radio Da Da.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Black Coffey and fries.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Predator (1987)
Jesse Ventura- ET Detective.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Troy (2004)
Brad + skirts = Trojans!
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human, The (1999)
Love Factually.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Jewed Law.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Mr & Mr Smith.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Bird of Pray.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Willow (1988)
Get Shorty.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Dogma (1999)
She-sus-Christ!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)
Finding Remo.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Saw (2004)
Se7en with more SeVer.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Damned Nazis!
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Open Water (2003)
Eau No!
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow, Swann and robbin'.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Wimbledon (2004)
Centre courtship.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Bambi (1942)
Fawn star.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Dot com Rom com.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Gun Hoe.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Star wars.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Groundhog Joke.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
AC dead people.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Big (1988)
Hanks grows- big pianist.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Evil Dead II (1987)
D'oh, Raimi.
May 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
JFK (1991)
JF KO'd.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
NOC, NOC. Cruise there?
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Sahara (2005)
Long time, no sea.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Swiss army wife.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Animal House (1978)
American Phi.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
II, Robot.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Pocahontas (1995)
Native American Beauty.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Saving Ryan's privates.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Bonnie hand Clyde.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Shining, The (1980)
Barman serves red rum.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
In death, Obi Won.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
6th Day, The (2000)
'Twins' finally cast correctly.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Woman and map- disaster!!
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
The Cuba missile crisis.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
The Jackal (1997)
Jackal and hide.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indi an'a Jones.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Chomper vs. chopper.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Oceans, Elven.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Ring 2 (1999)
Well well.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Behind Shylock and key.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Babe (1995)
Youth is pig-headed.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Total Recall (1990)
Three tits make film.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Leigh serviced by Butler.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Species (1995)
Born, eat, shag, die.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Jesus Christo.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Shrek (2001)
Diaz- C.G.Eye Candy.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Enemy Mine (1985)
Hell In The PaSCI-FIc.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
FUBARBAR.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Multiplicity (1996)
Keaton Keaton Keaton Keaton.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Skin flick.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Teenager learns to curse.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget bones Darcy.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
The fuck stops here.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
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