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Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999) |
| 90 reviews |
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Film rated 2.9 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.9 / 5)
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| French teenager starts smoking. |
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| Don't burn the Messenger! |
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| English enjoy French cooking. |
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| French fry makes history. |
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| French heroine burns out. |
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| Heroine makes French toast. |
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| French crossdresser gains sainthood. |
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| Kill the Messenger! Done. |
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| French army celebrity roast. |
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| Joan's superiors fire her. |
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| Vision quest Joan, burnt. |
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| Divine conversations doom Joan. |
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| First Element saves France. |
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| Milla's performance 'well done'. |
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| Besson--burning, backstory. |
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| Milla martyred, medium rare. |
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| Arc's angelic; fire stings! |
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| France: everything's at stake. |
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| Milla becomes stake flamb�. |
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| Warriorette betrayed by D'oh!phin. |
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| Milla demonstrates 'rare' talent. |
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| Joan's high stakes well-done. |
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| (Don't) burn the messenger! |
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| Proves Frenchmen can't fight. |
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| Besson celebrates bonfire knight. |
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| Besson's flaming miss stake. |
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| Orl�ans maiden becomes saint. |
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| Malkovich/ kitch: Jovovich/ witch. |
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| ARChaic story on heroine. |
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| Confessing girl given roasting. |
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| Milla Jovovich gets burned. |
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| Heroine hallucinates; fuels fire. |
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| Hoffman somehow not short. |
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| Hallucinating peasant spit roast. |
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| Saint Joan: revisionist herstory. |
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| Joan saves France, burns. |
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| Saintly, gory, bloody, toothy. |
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| Beautiful Milla has visions. |
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| Milla mangles mythic 'Maid'. |
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| Besson bungles French myth. |
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| Messenger Joan gets burned. |
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| Lush visuals. Dustin, why? |
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| Milla makes medieval mayhem. |
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