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Reviews by 'knoops'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
716
reviews published to date.
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Independence Day (1996)
Aliens need better firewall.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Free Willy (1993)
Kid plays with Willy.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Pod race 33 AD.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean, James Bean.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Rain Man (1988)
Cruise isn't autistic??
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin wants to fuck.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Jedi do 'Ben Hur'.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
American Pie (1999)
Pie fucker gets laid.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Total Recall (1990)
Nobody recalls a script.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Everybody dies saving Ryan.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Tootsie (1982)
Hoffman is ugly bitch.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Loser writes history.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Hannibal (2001)
'Alive' without a plane.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Island promoted to planet.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Annie (1982)
Bald pedophile buys girl.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday goes to camp.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Homophobic asshole gets girl.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Dyke dances with penguins.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
The Matrix (1999)
Hacker follows white rabbit.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens escape pie machine.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Se7en (1995)
Seven sins. Killer wins.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Fire with stars.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie in Escher palace.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Blade Runner (1982)
Rutger rocks replicant reality.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Supergirl (1984)
Superman with titties.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Rich folk go swimming.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Fridge from hell.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Nutcracker, the movie.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Incomprhensible book, incomprehensible movie.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bambi (1942)
Deer cannot skate.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
How to steal cars.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Dickens with strings.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Cartoon about swearing, m-m-kay.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Superhero doesn't get girl.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Amadeus (1984)
Wanker makes music rock.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Stupid doc fucks up.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Concentration camp as game.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Rug pissing epic.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus wants to hump.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny sings songs repeatedly.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Two women have period.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
'Close Encounters' for kids.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Woman sleeps above bed.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo halucinates a lot.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
'Close Encounters' under water.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Alien Nation (1988)
Aliens are new blacks.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
All well, ring melted.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Twister (1996)
Tornadoes out act actors.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Child's Play (1988)
Talking doll really talks.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Inspector Gadget (1999)
Go-go gadget flop.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mannequin (1987)
Guy humps doll.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Patton (1970)
General pisses in Rhine.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson gets philosophical.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Bones becomes logical.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Swordfish (2001)
Blow job with Travolta.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Rabbit has hot wife.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Willow (1988)
Little people rescue baby.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Shitty e-mail love story.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Karate zombies invade England.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Very black western.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Man becomes very small.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Jaws (1975)
Big shark eats all.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Marathon Man (1976)
Evading Nazi dental plan.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mighty, The (1998)
Cripple and moron bond.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Am I? (1998)
Chan fights in Rotterdam.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
10 (1979)
Ravel's Bolero with titties.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray commits suicide, repeatedly.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Nerd becomes wizard hero.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sing anthem, steal sub.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Jaws (1975)
Very, very hungry shark.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Cross-dresser wants Marilyn.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Top Gun (1986)
Pilot fucks Meg.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Wife hooked on patty-cake.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Sucks in eight dimensions.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Amsterdamned (1988)
Disformed diver kills girls.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cobra (1986)
Sly cures criminal society.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Goldfinger (1964)
Bond plays with pussy.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
It (1990)
Truth about clowns exposed.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Kick-ass kickbox fantasy.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Orca (1977)
Mammal nephew of 'Jaws'.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pocahontas (1995)
Disney turns native American.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Quo Vadis? (1951)
Roman emperor goes beserk.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Vulcans landed, stupid mistake.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Titicut Follies (1967)
Mental ward exposed.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Fake president, fake war.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Full contact divorce.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Accidental Hero (1992)
Hero loses shoe.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
Movie causes theater exodus.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Gandhi (1982)
Non-violence ass kicking.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
White dude turns Arab.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Assassin turns soft.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Julie does umbrella flying.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Robin Hood (1973)
Fox defeats coward lion.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Time Bandits (1981)
Dwarfs steal time.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Future Bruce eats spider.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Who Am I? (1998)
Commando Chan loses memory.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Zelig (1983)
Woody shows split personality.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's waltz in space.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Batman (1966)
Batman leaves television.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Hunt witch with hand-held.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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