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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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| Young master Vader touching. |
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| Darth Maul, Essendon supporter. |
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| Meesa thinksa movie stinksa. |
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| Villain needs scalp dentist. |
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| $100000000 effects. $10 dialogue. |
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| Sith provoke force majeure. |
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| Queen Portman's attired Nattily. |
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| Darth Maul-ed, Qui Gon-e. |
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| Boredom... pod race! ...boredom. |
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| Young Vader sooooo irritating! |
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| Franchise continuation: Double-edged lightsaber. |
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| Young Vader: 'mostly harmless'. |
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| Forget the force, George? |
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| The Force's first, fourth. |
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| Midichlorians? What's Lucas smoking? |
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| Underwater Rastafarians befriend Jedi. |
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| Jar-Jar: Best character?! |
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| Me-sa worse-a than-a Ewoks! |
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| No phantoms menace anyone. |
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| Darth Vader still innocent. |
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| Bad hairdos are hereditary. |
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| Vader was called 'Annie'! |
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| Haploid Anakin, mucho midi-chlorians. |
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| Young Darth says 'Yippee'? |
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| Lucas's 'Star' gets Jarred. |
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| Kid Darth built C3PO?????? |
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| Unbearably long pod race. |
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| Maul mauls Qui-Gon fatally. |
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| 'Menace' to original trilogy. |
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| George Lucas's fandom menace. |
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| Meesha wantta shoots Binks! |
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| Piss-poor trilogy prequel. |
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| Race overrated, trilogy embarrassed. |
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| George Lucas's phantom script. |
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| Darth dearth, Binks stinks. |
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| Dennis the Phantom Menace. |
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| 'Force-fully' undoes previous perfections. |
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| Junior Jedi befriends bullfrog. |
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| Anakin prefers older women. |
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| Force survives Menace, Jar-Jar. |
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| Midichlorians: what the hell? |
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