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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Forest in the jungle.
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Leon (1994)
Girl learns to clean.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Riggs, Murtaugh, Chinese takeout.
Aug 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Hoovers' lives suck.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Miss Nude America (1976)
American booty.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Quadrophenia (1979)
The Modfathers.
Mar 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Ratatouille (2007)
Rat cooks with Gusteau.
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Ratatouille (2007)
Little chef, happy eaters.
Dec 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010)
Spasticus Autisticus Historicus.
Nov 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010)
Ian Dury's rhythms stick.
Dec 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman's weakness in continents.
Sep 13, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(11)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Cricketer's luck: run out.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)
Some-of-a-sault.
Mar 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Creaky Riders.
Apr 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
More FXXXing sXXX.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
10 (1979)
Dud and Bo-dacious woman.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Desperately seeking Zuzu.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley, spawn again.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Big (1988)
Tom Hanks = toy boy.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Billy Elliot (2000)
It's ballet for Billy.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Jim fixes Jennifer's boobs.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Cage Aux Zombies, La (1995)
Bi sees dead people.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Carry On Emmannuelle (1978)
Carry On, going down.
Jan 10, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
A mooving ending.
Nov 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cleopatra (1963)
Burton, Taylor, in de-Nile.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Creature Comforts (1990)
The menagerie monologues.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)
Jesus Christ, Super-size.
Feb 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Fart-all attraction.
Oct 20, 2009
Unscored
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(10)
Flood In Baath Country, A (2005)
Baath full of water.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Four matches, one despatch.
Mar 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Sheffield's finest flash, dance.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando's a Family man.
May 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Nick nicks many cars.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)
Dances With Apes.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Harry's punishment: hand writing.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Answer: Mos Def-initely 42.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Connery, Russian about. Underwater.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
Goys and girls.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Last lamb standing.
Aug 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Ultimatrix.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Angelina hits on Brad.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Pitt has Jolie time.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
Ham and exit.
Feb 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Red Baron, The (1971)
Led the Fokkers.
May 12, 2007
Unscored
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(10)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky BalbOAP.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Shadowlands (1993)
Hopkins does write thing.
Aug 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Spider-Man (2002)
MJ dates a swinger.
May 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Roger rogers Russian.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Stardust (1974)
David Essex has Faith.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
That'll Be The Day (1973)
David Essex, guiding Starr.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography Of Margaret Thatcher (1994)
Documen-Tory.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Trip To The Moon, A (1902)
Apollo 1902.
Jan 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Troy (2004)
Achilles- 'e's a killer.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Up (2009)
Dreams balloon into reality.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin jailed, Gromit hailed.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Bend it like Cohen!
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Story of Flight 001.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait (2006)
Football: A to Zizou.
Mar 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Animal Farm (1954)
Two better than four.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeiffer purrfect in catsuit.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Black Sheep (2006)
Ewe-icide.
Feb 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
King-size Creole.
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Casino Royale (2006)
Blonde Bond-shell.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens escape clucking hell.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
America fights cold war.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
James Bond on ice.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Russia, Lean's, towards Communism.
Jan 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)
The King and diet.
Feb 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Snipers duel in Stalingrad.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Firefox (1982)
Clint flies, almost undone.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Less than perfect Prefect.
Jun 13, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(9)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy's last crusade?
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
The death of ewe.
Aug 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Mystic putter.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Smith, and chips.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Laryngitis leads to love.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Die H4rd.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Made In Jamaica (2006)
Reggae, reggae source.
Nov 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Stars Connery, Lee, nipple.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
MASH (1970)
Painless is suicidal.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005)
Who's Sayuri now?
Jan 28, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Miiissiiion Iiimpossiiible.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
My Left Foot (1989)
The leg-end of Christy.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Poofy cats.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Back-door spiders.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Buggery-gars.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Multi-colours, cop shot.
Jul 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010)
Dury's Jukebox.
Nov 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010)
Blockhead's reasons for cheerfulness.
Dec 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Super Size Me (2004)
Spurlock the Burger King.
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Swiss castaways need 'alp.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cameron, Cruise: crash. Cruz.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Snip movie.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Watership Down (1978)
Fiver, survivor.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Kelsey Grammer's a Beast!
May 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Flynn's arrows, outrageous misfortunes.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley: jailbait for alien.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien� (1992)
Aliiien.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Animalympics (1980)
Cheetahs prosper in sprints.
May 14, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Battle Of Midway, The (1942)
Hiryu, Soryu, Got you!
Nov 12, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
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