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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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Aladdin (1992)
Blue genie gets gold.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Aladdin (1992)
Robin Williams. Comic Genie-ous.
Jan 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Carroll's drugged dreams, animated.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Truly mad Deppy.
Jan 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice In Underland.
Mar 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Sketches recycled, parrot-fashion.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Houston helps with problem.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Antarctic Aliens, pyramidal Predators.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Aliens, Predators: sub-zero, sub-surface.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Extraterrestrials battle beneath ice.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Baader Meinhof Complex, The (2008)
RAF terrorises Germany.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bambi (1942)
Small bucks' animated movie.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn, interrupted.
Mar 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
Hurricanes blow away Luftwaffe.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
Fritz blitz hitz London.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
London undone by Hun.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
Dorniers downed, Junkers junked.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
RAF downs sour Krauts.
May 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Beau Hunks (1931)
Stan, Ollie, sand folly.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crazy Crowe creates conspiracy.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton in a chariot.
Apr 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Twitchers get VERY twitchy.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Birds, The (1963)
Angry birds, Hitchcock style.
Feb 3, 2013
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Washington walks wilderness, westward.
Feb 21, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Assassin finds himself.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Jason chasin' CIA.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne's identity - Webb based.
Jan 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne's identity ultimately uncovered.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Braveheart (1995)
The great north woad.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Guinness blows own bridge.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Paras fall, fight, fail.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Grasshoppers antagonise animated ants.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
The magnific-ant seven.
May 3, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Tommy guns shoot goo.
Jan 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Calendar Girls (2003)
WI strip? Why not.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Callan (1974)
Killer Callan can't quit.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Callan (1974)
Woodward would. Callan can.
Feb 7, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Camping (1969)
Bab's boobs bust bra.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Carry On Camping (1969)
Kenneth Williams camps out.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Carry On Cleo (1964)
Hengist invents square wheel.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Carry On Dick (1974)
Sid James dicks about.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Carry On Doctor (1967)
Hospital? It'll Finisham!
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Carry On Jack (1964)
Kenneth Williams gets legless.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Carry On Screaming! (1966)
House of horror ha-ha's.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cat And The Mermouse, The (1949)
Paws!
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Cat Concerto, The (1946)
Tom's a grand pianist.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chicago (2002)
Gere taps up jury.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel Gibson plays chicken.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Chicken Run (2000)
Hen-gliding to freedom.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens escape clucking hell.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Chicken Run (2000)
Escape plane: battery powered.
Oct 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel Gibson's cock? Pullet!
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Children Of Men (2006)
Humanity's Kee to survival.
Nov 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Fleming's flying car.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Kids discover walk-through wardrobe.
Jan 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Cleopatra (1963)
Burton, Taylor, in de-Nile.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Collateral (2004)
Cruise controls Foxx, hunts.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Cavalryman goes native.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)
Monkey see, monkey shoot.
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)
Ape vs (Old)man
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Hunting dog chases frog.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken blows his mind.
Feb 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Die Another Day (2002)
Aston Martin (invisible) re-appears.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Bruce kills more baddies.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Bruce, vest, aircraft terrorists.
Jul 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Bruce, Sam, trash NYC.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Bruce, vest, bullion thieves.
Jul 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Punk feels lucky, blinks.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Will punk feel lucky?
Nov 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
District 13: Ultimatum (2009)
Ballerina saves Leito.
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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District 13: Ultimatum (2009)
Damien in drag - arresting!
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Lean's Russian epic.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Russia, Lean's, towards Communism.
Jan 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Besieged squaddies battle lycanthropes.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Dr. No (1962)
Honey's sticky end? No!
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dumbo (1941)
Elephant gets ear-borne.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien extends middle digit.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Educating Rita (1983)
Liverpudlian lady learns literature.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Snipers duel in Stalingrad.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Snipers, dual, in Stalingrad.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Snipers stalk Stalingrad streets.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Good Will, Hunted.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
The bra's the star.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Tale of two Bridges.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Pfeiffer paid, calls tunes.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Fantasia (1940)
Mickey makes magical mess.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Bonking begets boiled bunny.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Fever Pitch (1997)
Scousers sunk by Gunners.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Fever Pitch (1997)
Gunners commit Mersey-cide.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
K-K-Kevin K-K-Kline c-c-causes c-c-chaos.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Green fish are unripe?
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Four matches, one despatch.
Mar 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Kimble escapes, finds justice.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Tommy chases elusive Ford.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Pyle's brainwashing: bloody result.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
D'Onofrio blows his top.
Dec 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Jobless Sheffield lads strip.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Sheffield's finest flash, dance.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Gladiator (2000)
Russell, Reed, Roman rampage.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe, Joaquin to Rome.
Mar 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
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