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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
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Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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Silver Dream Racer (1980)
Essex vs the World.
Nov 1, 2010
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Assault (1971)
Kendall seeks woodland killer.
Nov 1, 2010
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Terminator Salvation (2009)
Human? Cyborg? Sam difference.
Oct 30, 2010
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Terminator Salvation (2009)
Marcus Wright is wrong.
Oct 30, 2010
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Last Pogo Jumps Again: A Biased & Incomplete History Of Toronto Punk Rock And New Wave Music Circa September 24 1976 To December 1 1978, The (2013)
Eh? It's punk.
Oct 28, 2010
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(1)
Commando (1985)
Arnie is...The Matrix!?
Oct 28, 2010
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Papillon (1973)
Butterfly floats free.
Oct 28, 2010
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(1)
Porridge (1979)
Slade Prison's 'Mean Machine'.
Oct 28, 2010
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Con Air (1997)
Cage halts Virus breakout.
Oct 28, 2010
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Cool Hand, boiled eggs.
Oct 28, 2010
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Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Alcatraz, missing Morris.
Oct 28, 2010
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Fled (1996)
Dodge dodges chain-gang.
Oct 28, 2010
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Airport (1970)
Disaster movie? It's plane!
Oct 27, 2010
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Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Ford, Heche: mis-cast castaways.
Oct 27, 2010
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American Pie (1999)
Apple Pie, extra juicy.
Oct 27, 2010
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Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus, The (2009)
Parnassus makes devilish deal.
Oct 27, 2010
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Spanking The Monkey (1994)
Toni confuses masturbating Raymond.
Oct 27, 2010
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Ed Wood (1994)
Depp does Wood, good.
Oct 27, 2010
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Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
Starkers Trek: Nude Generation.
Oct 27, 2010
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Some Like It Hot (1959)
Lemmon squeezed into dress.
Oct 27, 2010
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Airport (1970)
Disaster movie inspires Airplane!
Oct 27, 2010
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Alpha And Omega (2010)
Alpha? More like D-minus.
Oct 26, 2010
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Alpha And Omega (2010)
Animated howler.
Oct 26, 2010
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(1)
Vampires Suck (2010)
Comedy with no bite.
Oct 26, 2010
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(2)
Bee Movie (2007)
Bee, courts, controversy.
Oct 23, 2010
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Woody's insect ant-ics.
Oct 23, 2010
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(1)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Penguins build plane, fly.
Oct 23, 2010
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Evita (1996)
Peron. Song. Gone.
Oct 21, 2010
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Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Burgers. The King (Whopper).
Oct 21, 2010
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Where The Day Takes You (1992)
Will: He da Manny!
Oct 19, 2010
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(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's a silly Wonka.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Silencer of the Lambs.
Oct 18, 2010
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(4)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Wave. Goodbye to Clooney.
Oct 18, 2010
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(2)
21 Grams (2003)
Crossing Rivers, Jordan.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
Battle Royale II (2003)
Desperately seeking Shuya.
Oct 18, 2010
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American Graffiti (1973)
Harrison Ford in drag.
Oct 18, 2010
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(3)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Bonnie, Barrow, banks, bullets.
Oct 18, 2010
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Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna sees Warren's Dick.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
Pi (1998)
Maths: easy as pi.
Oct 18, 2010
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(2)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Brooke has baby, accidentally.
Oct 18, 2010
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Twister (1996)
Helen Hunts for tornadoes.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Bad wind affects Paxton.
Oct 18, 2010
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(2)
The Abstinence Teacher (2012)
Sandra: Bullock's to sex.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
The Abstinence Teacher (2012)
Sex? Just say no.
Oct 18, 2010
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Scoring's just grand.
Oct 18, 2010
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THX 1138 (1971)
Desperately seeking LUH, SEN.
Oct 17, 2010
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(1)
Sex And Zen (1992)
Zen & Zensuality.
Oct 16, 2010
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(2)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Tom, Meg, crater, escape.
Oct 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Made In Dagenham (2010)
Women stitch up Ford.
Oct 10, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Outlander (2008)
Kainan saves Viking village.
Oct 9, 2010
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World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Sch-long.
Sep 29, 2010
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(4)
Runaways, The (2010)
The (Joan) Jett set.
Sep 27, 2010
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Killer Condom (1996)
Duwrecks.
Sep 25, 2010
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(2)
District 9 (2009)
Wikus: human/prawn cocktail.
Sep 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Life And Death Of Princess Diana, The (1998)
Princess Di-aries.
Sep 10, 2010
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(1)
Mime Massacre (2006)
Silent ending for victims.
Sep 9, 2010
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(3)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Jumbo's shocking end.
Sep 9, 2010
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Simba, Nala, say 'Pleeeaaasssseee'.
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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District 13: Ultimatum (2009)
Ballerina saves Leito.
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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District 13: Ultimatum (2009)
Damien in drag - arresting!
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Ozymandias plans world domination.
Sep 8, 2010
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
The re-Hustler.
Sep 7, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Dish Ran Away With The Spoon, The (1933)
Crockery, forks off.
Sep 7, 2010
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(2)
Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Tom's trans-America romance.
Sep 7, 2010
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Horton Hears A Who! (2008)
Seuss's who's Who?
Sep 7, 2010
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Milk (2008)
Harvey Milk shows bottle.
Sep 7, 2010
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(1)
Tangled (2010)
Tower'n'hair-do.
Sep 5, 2010
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(2)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Toys get dumped, literally.
Sep 4, 2010
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(3)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Potato, peas out arse.
Sep 4, 2010
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(1)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
George Clooney: Goatbuster!
Sep 3, 2010
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(2)
Salt (2010)
Salt mines identity crisis.
Aug 29, 2010
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Gromit 'trains' Wallace.
Aug 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Man Called Horse, A (1970)
A man called Sioux.
Aug 12, 2010
Unscored
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(4)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Ship full of 'Surprises'.
Jul 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Nurse (1959)
Reckless Reckitt confronts Matron.
Jul 23, 2010
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Harvey (1950)
Stewart sees white rabbit.
Jul 23, 2010
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
When Kalle met Salander.
Jul 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monsturd (2003)
Merder most foul.
Jul 16, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Naked World (2003)
Arctit & Antarctit.
Jul 6, 2010
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Wimbledon (2004)
Dunst's love, deuces.
Jul 5, 2010
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Memento (2000)
Leonard has memorable tattoos.
Jul 2, 2010
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(1)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
A life Kurtailed.
Jun 29, 2010
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(4)
Battle Royale (2000)
Tonight's homework is murder.
Jun 28, 2010
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Me And Him (1988)
Willy warbler.
Jun 28, 2010
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Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
Canary bosses Three Lions.
Jun 28, 2010
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg gets e-male.
Jun 28, 2010
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(1)
Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939)
Everybody likes Donat's Chips.
Jun 27, 2010
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Reign Over Me (2007)
9/11 reunites college friends.
Jun 27, 2010
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Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Oh Hal! Surrogate kidnapped.
Jun 27, 2010
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Spirit Of St. Louis, The (1957)
Lindbergh hops the pond.
Jun 23, 2010
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(1)
Aviator, The (1985)
Reeve crashes with flapper.
Jun 21, 2010
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Robin And Marian (1976)
Marian's an old maid.
Jun 21, 2010
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Howard Hughes: The Real Aviator (2004)
Hughes builds huge plane.
Jun 20, 2010
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio fakes everything.
Jun 20, 2010
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Hunted, The (2003)
Killer kills deer killers.
Jun 20, 2010
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How An Aeroplane Flies: Part 1 (1975)
Story of flight.
Jun 20, 2010
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How An Aeroplane Flies: Part 1 (1975)
Ups, downs, of flying.
Jun 20, 2010
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Cast Away (2000)
Hanks' career: beached.
Jun 19, 2010
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Flight Of The Gossamer Condor, The (1978)
Plastic plane wins 'Kremer'.
Jun 19, 2010
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Dive Bomber (1941)
Flynn becomes flying doctor.
Jun 19, 2010
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