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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
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with a total of
2031
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Cast Away (2000)
Hanks' career: beached.
Jun 19, 2010
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio fakes everything.
Jun 20, 2010
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Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
A mooving ending.
Nov 16, 2009
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(10)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
No more bull shit.
Dec 1, 2009
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(1)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Friesian to death.
Dec 9, 2009
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(16)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Bad news, no moos.
Apr 15, 2010
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(1)
Central Airport (1933)
Blaine, brother, fly, feud.
Jun 18, 2010
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(1)
Charley Varrick (1973)
Cropduster becomes bank robber.
Apr 3, 2006
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(3)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's a silly Wonka.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Conversation taken (c)litorally.
Jun 13, 2007
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(2)
Chatterbox (1977)
Geni-tales.
Dec 8, 2009
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(2)
Chewing Gum Industry, The (1920)
Docgumentury.
Dec 30, 2009
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Chocolate shakes up villagers.
Apr 25, 2010
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Milky Bar.
Nov 5, 2009
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(1)
Chromium Hook, The (2000)
Urban legend hooks you.
Mar 16, 2010
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(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Silver Chair, The (2015)
Return to N4rniA.
Dec 3, 2010
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, The (2010)
Ship happens in Narnia.
Jan 24, 2010
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(2)
Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Darren learns to suck.
Oct 26, 2009
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Citadel, The (1938)
Miners, hypochondriacs, coughing up.
Jul 11, 2007
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Reporter looks for Rosebud.
Feb 11, 2010
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(1)
City Of Gold (1957)
Klondikers g-Au for gold.
May 28, 2010
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(1)
City Of Gold (1957)
Gold Diggers of 1897.
May 16, 2010
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(2)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Titans spar.
Apr 8, 2010
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(1)
Class Dismissed: How TV Frames The Working Class (2005)
Class dissed by TV.
Jan 16, 2013
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beethoven as aversion therapy.
Feb 13, 2007
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(1)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Aliens visit Devil's Tower.
Mar 2, 2007
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(1)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Aliens communicate musically.
Mar 2, 2007
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(1)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
Fishy tales about cod.
Apr 20, 2006
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(7)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
Cod: Sole survivor.
Jan 26, 2007
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(4)
Cola Conquest, The (1998)
The cola of money.
Apr 30, 2011
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(2)
College Girls Taking Oral Exams (2000)
Blow-levels.
Jan 23, 2010
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(3)
Commando (1985)
Arnie is...The Matrix!?
Oct 28, 2010
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Ham. Actors.
Jan 1, 2011
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Cage halts Virus breakout.
Oct 28, 2010
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Concorde: Airport '79, The (1979)
Supersonic disaster movie.
Jun 18, 2010
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(1)
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Mel sees conspiracies everywhere.
Jan 24, 2010
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Constructing Reality: Exploring Media Issues In Documentary - Voices Of Experience, Voices For Change Part 1 (1993)
Talking about documentaries.
Jan 28, 2010
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(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Chef tries spit-roast.
Jan 24, 2007
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(2)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Meat and 2 veg.
Apr 22, 2007
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(2)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Cream with everything.
Apr 22, 2007
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(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ring doughnuts, with cream.
May 8, 2007
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Spit-roast, with stuffing.
May 8, 2007
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(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Leg or breast meat?
May 8, 2007
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Meat. Balls.
Jun 18, 2007
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(16)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Spunkin' Donuts.
Feb 13, 2010
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(11)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Pulling crackers after dinner.
Jun 21, 2007
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(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Christmas pud, with cream.
Jun 22, 2007
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(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Roast turkey, with (t)rimmings.
May 17, 2007
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(2)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Cool Hand, boiled eggs.
Oct 28, 2010
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Cooler, The (2003)
Lootz winz lots.
Nov 16, 2010
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Copycat (1995)
Holly, hunter of killer.
Jan 28, 2010
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(1)
Coraline (2009)
Coraline in clone-world.
Nov 5, 2010
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Corner In Wheat, A (1909)
Grainiac.
Nov 12, 2009
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(7)
Corpse Bride (2005)
'..for better, for hearse'.
Mar 31, 2007
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(19)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride of living: dead.
Apr 4, 2007
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(18)
Cotton Club, The (1984)
Gere blows own horn.
Jan 11, 2007
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(1)
Cougars, Inc. (2011)
Catty MILFs.
Sep 18, 2011
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Courtneys Of Curzon Street, The (1947)
Kate, Ted, generation games.
Apr 28, 2007
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(1)
Cove, The (2009)
Porpoise-less Japanese killings.
Feb 13, 2010
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(4)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Close Encounters, Western kind.
Sep 10, 2011
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(3)
Crazy Canucks (2004)
A canuck, can ski.
Feb 8, 2006
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(12)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Bridges: Bad. Farrell: Sweet.
Apr 5, 2011
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Creep (2004)
Franka goes underground.
Dec 7, 2010
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(1)
Cromwell (1970)
Monarchy lost, republicans rule.
Apr 19, 2006
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(2)
Cromwell (1970)
Rise of English republican.
Apr 19, 2006
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(4)
Cromwell (1970)
Cromwell heads off King.
Apr 19, 2006
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(6)
Cruise Cat (1952)
Ship happens for Tom.
Dec 6, 2010
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Cube Zero (2004)
Pre-cube-nition.
Feb 12, 2007
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(1)
Cue Ball Cat (1950)
Pool hall pussy cat.
Apr 20, 2007
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Cutting Pork (1901)
Slicing of the hams.
Jun 18, 2007
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(13)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1950)
Cyrano wins, by nose.
Apr 19, 2006
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(8)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1950)
Roxanne courted, heart captured.
Apr 19, 2006
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(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks decodes Da Vinci.
Aug 18, 2011
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(1)
Dad's Army (1971)
Home Guard high jinks.
Aug 24, 2006
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(2)
Danger Within (1959)
Italian's POWs seek traitor.
Jan 1, 2009
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(1)
Dangerous When Wet (1953)
Tom, Jerry, wetter Esther.
Dec 10, 2010
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Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Survival of least stupid.
Mar 12, 2006
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(6)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Species survival IQ dependant.
Mar 12, 2006
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(5)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Devolution.
Mar 12, 2006
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(18)
Dawn Patrol, The (1930)
RFC's early days.
Jun 18, 2010
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(1)
Dawn Patrol, The (1938)
Royal Flynn Corps.
Jun 13, 2010
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(11)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
Klaatu tells Earth 'Behave!'.
Nov 7, 2010
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(1)
Days Of Glory (2006)
Indig�nes fight for France.
May 7, 2007
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(1)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Dead poets inspire students.
Feb 6, 2010
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Bed, to worse.
Feb 7, 2010
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(6)
Death By Sex (2005)
Shagged. Out.
Dec 4, 2010
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Deathwatch (2002)
Somme-bies.
Sep 2, 2007
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(8)
Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)
Debbie visits Big Sleazy.
Jun 28, 2007
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(11)
Deep Water (2006)
Yachtsman fakes circumnavigation.
Dec 17, 2006
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(6)
Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel repeats himself.
Jan 10, 2007
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(7)
Demonstrating The Action Of An Altman-taylor Threshing Machine (1902)
...in black and wheat.
Nov 12, 2009
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(17)
Demonstrating The Action Of An Automatic Piano (1897)
Ivories tickled mechanically.
Dec 31, 2010
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Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Ore, some conveying machine.
Jan 28, 2010
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(4)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
Natural born keelers.
Jan 28, 2010
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(13)
Desert Fox, The (1951)
Life of Erwin.
Mar 30, 2006
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(4)
Desert Fox, The (1951)
Fox hunts Desert Rats.
Mar 30, 2006
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(3)
Destino (2003)
Disney does Dali drawings.
Nov 11, 2010
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Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna sees Warren's Dick.
Oct 18, 2010
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(1)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
'Marriage' before 'Sex'.
Mar 30, 2007
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(12)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Foreplay, oral, then shagging.
Mar 30, 2007
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