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40	Chris C (2031)
41	Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)

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Reviews by 'Chris C'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2031 reviews published to date.

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Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)

'Reds' in vegetable bed.

Nov 28, 2010
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It Might Get Loud (2008)

Davis Guggenheim's guitar heroes.

Jan 30, 2010
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It's A Wonderful Afterlife (2010)

Dhal 'M' for murder.

May 5, 2010
Scored 4/5

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It's A Wonderful Afterlife (2010)

Sethi sees dead people.

May 6, 2010
Scored 4/5

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It's A Wonderful Afterlife (2010)

Gitali, ganja, ghosts.

May 20, 2010
Scored 4/5

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It's A Wonderful Afterlife (2010)

Engagement night, food, fright.

May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5

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It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

Clarence gives positive feedback.

Jun 8, 2010
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Jeff Wayne's Musical Version Of 'The War Of The Worlds' (2006)

Musical martian invasion Waynes.

Oct 14, 2008
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Jeff Wayne's Musical Version Of 'The War Of The Worlds' (2006)

Martians invade Earth, musically.

Aug 4, 2008
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Jerry And The Lion (1950)

Cat, mouse, lion, about.

Dec 8, 2010
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Jerry's Cousin (1950)

Muscles Mouse menaces Tom.

Dec 1, 2010
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Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Rice. Lloyd-Webber. Gospel. Singers.

Aug 17, 2011
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Johnny English (2003)

English, idiot, saves jewels.

Mar 23, 2010
Scored 3/5

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Judge Pimple (1915)

Pimple of the Bailey.

Oct 20, 2009
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Jumper (2008)

Christensen fights in Coliseum.

Dec 15, 2009
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Jungle Book 2, The (2003)

Is remake bear necessity?

Jun 3, 2010
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Killer Bean Forever (2009)

Capuccino less than frothy.

Oct 12, 2009
Scored 2/5

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King's Speech, The (2010)

Logue receives King's shilling.

Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5

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King's Speech, The (2010)

Stop stammering? You bet!

Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5

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Knockaround Guys (2001)

Pepper, Deserves advice.

Nov 5, 2010
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Furry Fu Fighters.

Oct 21, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Porky Po, Furious Five.

Oct 21, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Panda becomes Dragon.

Oct 21, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Rhino guard swallows mace.

Oct 21, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Last Airbender, The (2010)

Surviving avatar Aangs on.

Jan 24, 2010
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Leadbelly (1976)

Leadbetter's blues on display.

May 19, 2010
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Liar Liar (1997)

Unbelievably, lawyer tells truth.

Jun 3, 2010
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Hawaiian girl, illegal alien.

Jun 3, 2010
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Lion King, The (1994)

Simba, Nala, say 'Pleeeaaasssseee'.

Sep 9, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe, The (1979)

Kids cross cartoon closet.

Dec 3, 2010
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Little Orphan, The (1948)

Nibbles for Thanksgiving.

Nov 28, 2010
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Little Orphan, The (1948)

Cat, mice, re-create pilgrims.

Nov 28, 2010
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)

Audrey demands 'Feed me.'

Jan 18, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)

Bruce, vest, internet terrorists.

Jul 17, 2008
Scored 2/5

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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Hobbit ring cycle completed.

Apr 15, 2007
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Love Actually (2003)

Romantic octet's pre-Christmas presence.

May 29, 2007
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Love Story (1970)

MacGraw never needs apologies.

Feb 18, 2010
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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Penguins build plane, fly.

Oct 23, 2010
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Made In America (1993)

Ted's tall, white, stupid.

Feb 20, 2010
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Made In Dagenham (2010)

Women stitch up Ford.

Oct 10, 2010
Scored 6/5

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MASH (1970)

Swamp life in Korea.

Apr 10, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)

Ship full of 'Surprises'.

Jul 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)

Surprise unpleasant for Acheron.

Jul 13, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Upgraded agents fight Neo.

Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Neo's 'One' is sixth.

Sep 10, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Meet The Parents (2000)

Byrnes is Focker's hell.

Dec 28, 2010
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Men In Black (1997)

Smith, Jones, squash bugs.

Feb 14, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Men In Black III (2012)

2 MIB, 3rd adventure.

May 6, 2010
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Midway (1976)

American Avengers avenge 'Yorktown'.

Nov 12, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Milky Waif, The (1946)

Jerry rescues abandoned Nibbles.

Nov 28, 2010
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Miss Potter (2006)

Beatrix plays with rabbit.

Jan 24, 2007
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Mission: Impossible (1996)

Cruise hangs from Reno.

Mar 22, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

2nd impossible task - completed.

Mar 27, 2007
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Monsturd (2003)

Kami-Khazi.

Oct 16, 2009
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Monsturd (2003)

Same shit, different slay(ings).

Dec 16, 2010
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Moon (2009)

Sam Rockwell's split personality.

Dec 13, 2010
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Motorcade (2011)

President is potential roadkill.

Oct 4, 2009
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Mouse Cleaning (1948)

Jerry's a mud slinger.

Dec 8, 2010
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Mouse Comes To Dinner, The (1945)

Jerry waits on Tom.

Nov 28, 2010
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Mouse Comes To Dinner, The (1945)

Jerry serves up trouble.

Nov 28, 2010
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Mouse Trouble (1944)

Jerry reads 'Random Mouse'.

Nov 28, 2010
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Mucho Mouse (1957)

Tom, bullish in defeat.

Dec 4, 2010
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Mugabe And The White African (2009)

Farmer calls Mugabe 'racist'.

Jan 22, 2010
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Mulan (1998)

China girl fights Huns.

Jun 3, 2010
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Mulholland Drive (2001)

Blue key to death.

Mar 23, 2010
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My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

G-Girl's love life? Bedlam!

Dec 30, 2008
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Naked World (2003)

Arctit & Antarctit.

Jul 6, 2010
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Niagara (1953)

Disaster looms for Loomis.

Nov 3, 2009
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Nickel And Dime (2003)

Jacques' back from jail.

May 14, 2010
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Night Before Christmas, The (1941)

Tom, Jerry, Christmas Eve.

Nov 28, 2010
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Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Love, Hurts for Winston.

Jul 15, 2007
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Nit-Witty Kitty (1951)

Amnesiac cat invades mousehole.

Dec 8, 2010
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No Country For Old Men (2007)

Assassin uses airbolt.

Sep 18, 2009
Scored 6/5

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No Country For Old Men (2007)

Brolin bolts from Bardem.

Sep 20, 2009
Scored 6/5

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No Country For Old Men (2007)

Chigurh, free killer.

Sep 20, 2009
Scored 6/5

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Notting Hill (1999)

Grant grunts at Roberts.

Jun 16, 2007
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Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)

P.G.Tits.

Oct 6, 2009
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Ocean breaks Bank's bank.

Jan 26, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Oil City Confidential (2009)

Dr Feelgood movie.

Feb 4, 2010
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Old Rockin' Chair Tom (1948)

Lightning strikes for Tom.

Dec 8, 2010
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Old Rockin' Chair Tom (1948)

Ginger cat's magnetic personality.

Dec 8, 2010
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Jack's off, to asylum.

May 24, 2007
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Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Having a bear behind.

Nov 3, 2009
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Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Cockhopper penguins.

Feb 13, 2010
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Outlander (2008)

Kainan saves Viking village.

Oct 9, 2010
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Oxygen (1999)

'Harry Houdini' hides Hannon.

May 20, 2010
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Part Time Pal (1947)

Tom in cider barrel.

Nov 28, 2010
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Patton (1970)

Patton calls Russian 'S.O.B'.

Feb 9, 2010
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Perfect Breasts (2000)

Top titties for teens.

Apr 30, 2009
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Philadelphia Story, The (1940)

Divorced Lord finds love.

Jun 12, 2010
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Piano, The (1993)

Harvey scales Holly's heights.

May 31, 2010
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Piccadilly Incident (1946)

Anna and the sinker.

Jan 3, 2008
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Depp's brain goes missing.

Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Waterfall is pirates downfall.

Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Platinum Blonde (1931)

Schuyler eschews lifestyle change.

May 16, 2010
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Polka-Dot Puss (1949)

Polka-painted pussy cat.

Dec 9, 2010
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Porridge (1979)

Slade Prison's 'Mean Machine'.

Oct 28, 2010
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Private Potter (1962)

Courtenay's vision from God.

Apr 23, 2007
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Professor Tom (1948)

Tutor Tom taught lesson.

Dec 8, 2010
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Pup On A Picnic (1955)

Ants nick picnic.

Dec 30, 2010
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