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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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| Podrace cool, at least... |
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| Pure, undiluted, Godless crap! |
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| Anakin commences dark journey. |
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| Jedi's become CG-jed-I's. |
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| Queen is Portman/ Knightley. |
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| Anakin as precocious brat. |
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| C3PO's birth, Qui-Gon's death. |
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| Gungans rage against machines. |
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| Pod racers' remarkable reflexes. |
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| Sofia Sach�-s across screen. |
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| Pre-pubescent pod-racing. |
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| Best makes 'Menace' worst. |
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| Ani-noying Vader joins Jedi. |
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| Jar-Jarring speech patterns. |
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| Episode menaced by Jar-Jar. |
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| 'Manequin' sucked. Portman, too. |
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| Misunderstood set-up for series. |
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| Annoying frog ruins saga. |
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| Vader young, slave sprung. |
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| Vader desires a 'TurboMan'... |
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| Sith slayer gets slashed. |
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| Palpatine leads recall initiative. |
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| NASCAR in another galaxy. |
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| Padawans sport rat tails. |
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| Darth Maul character truncated. |
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| Palpatine pulls a swifty. |
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| Queen's Knightley double. Menacing. |
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| Apprentice Obi-Wan dices Sith. |
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| Qui-Gon gets Darth Mauled. |
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| Toads attempt Jedi assassination. |
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| Inauspicious beginning, JarJar blows. |
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| Meesa not understand Jar-Jar. |
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| Peacetime planetbound 'Star Wars'???? |
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| Sith apprentices: half off. |
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| Horny bloke sabers Neeson. |
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| Bisected Sith slays Qui-Gon. |
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| 'Episode I' Phantom Purpose. |
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| Anakin, Sebulba: Pod people. |
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| Races: pods and stereotypes. |
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| Jar-Jar is true MENACE!!! |
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| It's all Qui-gon's fault. |
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| Shocker- C-3P0 goes naked. |
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| Prequel bad idea, George. |
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| Science fantasy + politics = unPalpatinable. |
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| Binks sinks Lucas spaceship. |
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| Jamaicans, Japanese offensively caricatured. |
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| McGregor impersonates Guinness artfully. |
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| Kid actor's career finished. |
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| Naboo's in Sidious' sights. |
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| Star Wars: The Pipsqueakuel. |
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| Rastafarian cartoon ruins everything. |
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| Lucas's anime epitomizes bigotry. |
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| Darth Vader before puberty. |
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| Anakin's Padme's at 'hello'. |
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| Watto draws anti-Semitism allegations. |
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| Bisected Sith takes tumble. |
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| Sith career swiftly truncated. |
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