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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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| Anakin commences dark journey. |
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| Anakin destroys stuff accidentally. |
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| Darth Maul, Essendon supporter. |
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| Vader was called 'Annie'! |
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| Vader young, slave sprung. |
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| Council overrules Yoda. Fools. |
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| Misunderstood set-up for series. |
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| Podrace cool, at least... |
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| Junior Jedi befriends bullfrog. |
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| Jar-Jar: Best character?! |
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| Bad hairdos are hereditary. |
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| Ani-noying Vader joins Jedi. |
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| Sword fights worth ticket. |
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| Darth Vader before puberty. |
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| Bisected Sith slays Qui-Gon. |
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| Repackaged racism through CGI. |
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| Young master Vader touching. |
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| No phantoms menace anyone. |
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| Kiddie Anakin- speed racer. |
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| Vader desires a 'TurboMan'... |
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| McGregor impersonates Guinness artfully. |
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| Midichlorians? What's Lucas smoking? |
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| Anakin's potential not acting. |
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| Darth dearth, Binks stinks. |
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| $100000000 effects. $10 dialogue. |
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| Gungan sparks racial tensions. |
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| Lucas's 'Star' gets Jarred. |
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| George Lucas's phantom script. |
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| Portman plastic, no Professional. |
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| Face painter menaces Anakin. |
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| Annoying fish meets Jedis. |
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| Jar-Jar is true MENACE!!! |
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| Amidala weight trains neck. |
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| Anakin prefers older women. |
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| Someone kill the platypus. |
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| Lord Vader says 'woo-hoo'? |
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| Lucas's anime epitomizes bigotry. |
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| Gungans rage against machines. |
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| It's all Qui-gon's fault. |
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| Spent minutes on dialogue. |
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| Animated character ridicules genre. |
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| Palpatine pulls a swifty. |
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| Jedis divide and conquer. |
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| Sith career swiftly truncated. |
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| Bisected Sith takes tumble. |
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