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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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| Episode menaced by Jar-Jar. |
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| Best makes 'Menace' worst. |
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| Star Wars: The Pipsqueakuel. |
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| Shmi's Force(d) immaculate conception. |
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| Jar-Jarring speech patterns. |
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| Meesa thinksa movie stinksa. |
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| Jar-jar Stinks. Star Bore. |
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| Naboo's in Sidious' sights. |
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| Meesa not understand Jar-Jar. |
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| Sith apprentices: half off. |
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| Darth Maul character truncated. |
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| Darth Maul-ed, Qui Gon-e. |
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| The Force's first, fourth. |
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| It's all Qui-gon's fault. |
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| Jar-Jar is true MENACE!!! |
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| Inauspicious beginning, JarJar blows. |
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| Ani-noying Vader joins Jedi. |
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| Slave Skywalker's force(d) enlistment. |
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| Peacetime planetbound 'Star Wars'???? |
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| Pre-pubescent pod-racing. |
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| Sofia Sach�-s across screen. |
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| Pod racers' remarkable reflexes. |
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| Anakin's Padme's at 'hello'. |
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| Races: pods and stereotypes. |
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| Jedis divide and conquer. |
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| Gungans rage against machines. |
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| C3PO's birth, Qui-Gon's death. |
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| Watto draws anti-Semitism allegations. |
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| Anakin, Sebulba: Pod people. |
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| Rastafarian cartoon ruins everything. |
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| Portman wears clown makeup. |
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| Young Vader: 'mostly harmless'. |
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| Future Vader/ Hitler introduced. |
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| Toads attempt Jedi assassination. |
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| Snarling Sith severely sliced. |
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| Anakin prefers older women. |
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| Padawans sport rat tails. |
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| NASCAR in another galaxy. |
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| Force survives Menace, Jar-Jar. |
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| Obi (episode) one kenobi. |
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| Queen's Knightley double. Menacing. |
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| Horny bloke sabers Neeson. |
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| Haploid Anakin, mucho midi-chlorians. |
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| Maul mauls Qui-Gon fatally. |
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| Qui-Gon gets Darth Mauled. |
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| Apprentice Obi-Wan dices Sith. |
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| Lucas reconstructs force, 'kin. |
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| Boredom... pod race! ...boredom. |
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| Phantom plot Menaces audiences. |
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| Lord Vader says 'woo-hoo'? |
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| Queen is Portman/ Knightley. |
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| Anakin as precocious brat. |
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| Sith career swiftly truncated. |
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| Lucas ends Gen-Xers' childhoods. |
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