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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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| Sith provoke force majeure. |
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| Anakin destroys stuff accidentally. |
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| Vader was called 'Annie'! |
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| Underwater Rastafarians befriend Jedi. |
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| Boredom... pod race! ...boredom. |
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| Snarling Sith severely sliced. |
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| Watto draws anti-Semitism allegations. |
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| Sith career swiftly truncated. |
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| Bisected Sith takes tumble. |
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| Another stupid "Deathstar" ending. |
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| Anakin as precocious brat. |
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| Meesa thinksa movie stinksa. |
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| Jar-Jarringly stilted dialogue. |
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| Midichlorians? What's Lucas smoking? |
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| Shocker- C-3P0 goes naked. |
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| Obi (episode) one kenobi. |
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| Phantom plot Menaces audiences. |
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| George Lucas's fandom menace. |
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| Horny bloke sabers Neeson. |
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| Force survives Menace, Jar-Jar. |
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| Toads attempt Jedi assassination. |
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| Forget the force, George? |
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| Piss-poor trilogy prequel. |
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| Jedi's become CG-jed-I's. |
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| Young Vader sooooo irritating! |
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| Lucas reconstructs force, 'kin. |
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| Padm� as potential pedophile. |
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| Jar-Jar: Best character?! |
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| Meesa not understand Jar-Jar. |
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| Future Vader/ Hitler introduced. |
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| Young Vader: 'mostly harmless'. |
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| Junior Jedi befriends bullfrog. |
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| Jar-jar Stinks. Star Bore. |
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| Kid actor's career finished. |
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| Kid Darth built C3PO?????? |
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| Darth Maul character truncated. |
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| Midichlorians: what the hell? |
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| Sith slayer gets slashed. |
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| Peacetime planetbound 'Star Wars'???? |
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| Young master Vader touching. |
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| Anakin, Sebulba: Pod people. |
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| Young Darth says 'Yippee'? |
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| Episode menaced by Jar-Jar. |
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| Council overrules Yoda. Fools. |
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| Anakin digs age difference. |
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| Pure, undiluted, Godless crap! |
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| Animated character ridicules genre. |
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