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Reviews by 'gobsmacker'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
172
reviews published to date.
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Flaming Saddles.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Flightplan (2005)
Freaky Fly-day.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Underachiever gets no beaver.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Psycho (1960)
Bates Inn. Janet out.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Mutey and the Beast.
Jan 20, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Yentl (1983)
Tootsie on the Roof.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Downfall (2004)
Delusional megalomaniac charms stenographer.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
One-Hour Frodo.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
The hands have eyes.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Black Forest hams.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Boobzilla vs. the Contaminators.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
300 (2006)
Bravepecs.
Mar 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Avatar (2009)
Treetanic.
Jan 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Bad Santa (2003)
Hark, the herald sleazebag.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Flightplan (2005)
"Please check overhead kin".
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Great Maul of Alaska.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Mrs. Brown (1997)
A lesson in Balmorality.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
300 (2006)
Messenger provokes roid-rage.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Kate coughs. Drops.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
Just like 'Ghost'.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Equation solved. Windex needed.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Peking Duck saves holiday.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Eastern Promises (2007)
History of Russian tattoos.
Oct 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
A Clitoris Line.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Naked Civil Servant, The (1975)
Passion of the Crisp.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
FAAngs.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon has minor woodie.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Bank Job, The (2008)
Saffron burrows under vault.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
McKellen: Knight and Dei.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Departed, The (2006)
Scorsese's Beantown rats.
Oct 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hercules Unchained (1959)
Greek freak shucks shackles.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Interstellar (2014)
Abandoned Murph ticked off.
Nov 11, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(4)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Cattle-blaster opens doors.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Orphan (2009)
Fatal Adoption.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Trainspotting (1996)
W.C. McGregor.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Miss Baddie Two-Shoes.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Beautiful Boxer (2003)
Enter the Drag Queen.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Contagion (2011)
Virus hazMATT alarmed.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Contagion (2011)
Gwyneth sinneth; virus winneth.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flightplan (2005)
Red-Eye for Jo-die.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
GoodFellas (1990)
Made man meets maker.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Hercules Unchained (1959)
Mythological Musclehead mounts Olympus.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
In The Valley Of Elah (2007)
Tommy misses son's barbeque.
May 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jarhead (2005)
Gyllenhaal's Bad Santa dance.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Loved One, The (1965)
Corpus fugit.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny, kids get soot-faced.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
BArDem to the bone.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Red Eye (2005)
Murphy's Law takes flight.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Sin City (2005)
Immobile Frodo feeds dog.
Aug 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Sauna before bloodbath.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
American In Paris, An (1951)
'merican meets Montmartre muse.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Beauty Shop (2005)
Much hairdo about nothing.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Petticoat Lane.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath mumbles; Jake tumbles.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jackin' Holes, Wyoming.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cassandra's Dream (2007)
Murder makes brothers grim.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Contagion (2011)
Kate: Hapless in Minneapolis.
Sep 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Geraldine prays; Donald slays.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Cruella Dior: Fashion editor.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
District 9 (2009)
Arms dealer consumes arm.
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Evita (1996)
Peronist puta posthumously portrayed.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
In Bruges (2008)
Farrell broods in Bruges.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Interstellar (2014)
McConaughey lacks STAYing power.
Nov 11, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Interstellar (2014)
Bentley WAVEs good-bye
Nov 11, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Last Holiday (2006)
Big Byrd Czechs out.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Last Holiday (2006)
Latifah + Depardieu = weighty subjects.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Little Children (2006)
Pale pervert clears pool.
Nov 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Love At First Bite (1979)
Nearer my god toothy.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Match Point (2005)
Rhys-Meyers volleys relationships.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Mrs. Brown (1997)
When Ghillie met Vicky.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Baltimore mute befriends mutant.
Jan 20, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombie schtick enlivens Brit-flick.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Inbred Newfoundlanders schlep house.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Shopgirl (2005)
Martin buys kid gloves.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Short Cuts (1993)
Cuckolded Modine sees red.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Jackson downs King Cobra.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Death merchants do lunch.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Sister banger.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Staple gun induces coronary.
Feb 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Rabbi Jacob, The (1973)
Circumsize Me.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arrival (2016)
Amy deciphers alien inkblots.
Nov 27, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Pandoran Pocahontas piques parapalegic.
Jan 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Penmark leaves heel marks.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Freewheeling Grannie saves ectomorph.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Kaz Celeb.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis fluffers; Alma suffers.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Changeling, The (1980)
'The Others' meets 'Ring'.
Aug 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Contagion (2011)
Fishburne BATtles swine pandemic.
Sep 10, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Contagion (2011)
Damon immune; Paltrow entombed.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Dark con; white killer.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sleepless in St. Sulpice.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Mrs. Howell runs brothel.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Death Of Mr. Lazarescu, The (2005)
Heartless doctors shuffle sod.
Oct 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty's 'A-crack-naphobia'.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Backwater pastime: Jammin' gammon.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Departed, The (2006)
Sheen flies; rats die.
Oct 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
The Fashionista Diaries.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Merrick's Victorian gaslit limelight.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Tommy polishes off Batts.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gosford Park (2001)
British 'Rules of Game'.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
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