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Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Shannon experiences digital detachment.
Jan 20, 2018
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Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Baltimore mute befriends mutant.
Jan 20, 2018
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Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Mutey and the Beast.
Jan 20, 2018
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(10)
Arrival (2016)
Chinese cooperation saves humanity.
Dec 1, 2016
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Arrival (2016)
Amy deciphers alien inkblots.
Nov 27, 2016
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Interstellar (2014)
Abandoned Murph ticked off.
Nov 11, 2014
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Interstellar (2014)
Bentley WAVEs good-bye
Nov 11, 2014
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Interstellar (2014)
McConaughey lacks STAYing power.
Nov 11, 2014
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Interstellar (2014)
Burstyn, Chastain Murph morph.
Nov 11, 2014
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Side Effects (2013)
Pill-popping Mara breaks Law.
Aug 17, 2013
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Contagion (2011)
Gwyneth sinneth; virus winneth.
Sep 12, 2011
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Contagion (2011)
Virus hazMATT alarmed.
Sep 12, 2011
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Contagion (2011)
Damon immune; Paltrow entombed.
Sep 12, 2011
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Contagion (2011)
Kate: Hapless in Minneapolis.
Sep 11, 2011
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Contagion (2011)
Fishburne BATtles swine pandemic.
Sep 10, 2011
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Orphan (2009)
Isabelle: fuming; CCH: pounded.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Orphan (2009)
Fatal Adoption.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Hangover, The (2009)
Toothless in Las Vegas.
Jan 7, 2010
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Avatar (2009)
Pandoran Pocahontas piques parapalegic.
Jan 1, 2010
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Avatar (2009)
Treetanic.
Jan 1, 2010
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(7)
District 9 (2009)
Arms dealer consumes arm.
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
One-eyed gypsy RAVERing mad.
Jun 11, 2009
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Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Christine harried; kitty buried.
Jun 11, 2009
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
Meryl berates flaccid Willis.
Feb 26, 2009
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Wrestler, The (2008)
Staple gun induces coronary.
Feb 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Up In Smoke (1978)
There Will Be Bud.
Jan 6, 2009
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Frost/Nixon (2008)
Nixon drones; Frost groans.
Dec 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Milk (2008)
White reduces City's payroll.
Nov 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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In The Valley Of Elah (2007)
Tommy misses son's barbeque.
May 27, 2008
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Bank Job, The (2008)
Poirot portrays porn producer.
May 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Lars And The Real Girl (2007)
Lars introduces model citizen.
May 5, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Cassandra's Dream (2007)
Murder makes brothers grim.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Bank Job, The (2008)
HRH's chamber of secrets.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bank Job, The (2008)
Saffron burrows under vault.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day (2008)
Amy entrances frumpy Frances.
Mar 30, 2008
Scored 3/5
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In Bruges (2008)
Farrell broods in Bruges.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
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In Bruges (2008)
Gleeson towers over Feinnes.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Cattle-blaster opens doors.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Homing device attracts psychopath.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Coens' melancholy Texas thriller.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
BArDem to the bone.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Eastern Promises (2007)
History of Russian tattoos.
Oct 28, 2007
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(5)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Wilkinson's Milwaukee Full Monty.
Oct 24, 2007
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Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Painter with impaired hearing.
Sep 13, 2007
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Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Portman confesses; Bardem caresses.
Sep 9, 2007
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Orchestra Seats (2006)
Montaigne montage; insipid hodgepodge.
Apr 2, 2007
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300 (2006)
Bravepecs.
Mar 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
The hands have eyes.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
300 (2006)
Testosterone fuels Thermopylae battle.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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300 (2006)
Messenger provokes roid-rage.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Kaz Celeb.
Feb 24, 2007
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
C.J. inspires oddball's odyessy.
Nov 23, 2006
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Little Children (2006)
Pale pervert clears pool.
Nov 11, 2006
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Departed, The (2006)
Sheen flies; rats die.
Oct 19, 2006
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Departed, The (2006)
Scorsese's Beantown rats.
Oct 19, 2006
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(4)
Death Of Mr. Lazarescu, The (2005)
Heartless doctors shuffle sod.
Oct 5, 2006
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Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
'Smile' meets 'Lampoon's Vacation'.
Sep 17, 2006
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Changeling, The (1980)
'The Others' meets 'Ring'.
Aug 1, 2006
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
The Fashionista Diaries.
Jul 3, 2006
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Cruella Dior: Fashion editor.
Jul 3, 2006
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Meryl assesses apparel's excesses.
Jul 3, 2006
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Bad Seed, The (1956)
Penmark leaves heel marks.
Jul 1, 2006
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Bad Seed, The (1956)
Miss Baddie Two-Shoes.
Jul 1, 2006
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(3)
Short Cuts (1993)
Cuckolded Modine sees red.
May 24, 2006
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Gump, Amelie's Excellent Adventure.
May 23, 2006
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Short Cuts (1993)
MIA: Blacks, Latinos, medflies.
May 23, 2006
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sleepless in St. Sulpice.
May 20, 2006
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Dark con; white killer.
May 17, 2006
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McLibel (1998)
Leaflets cause McFirestorm.
May 9, 2006
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Reagans, The (2003)
Actor, governor, president, Alzheimer.
May 8, 2006
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Reagans, The (2003)
Astrologer influences presidential policies.
May 8, 2006
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Reagans, The (2003)
Doddering Ronnie, Nancy Dearest.
May 4, 2006
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GoodFellas (1990)
Tommy polishes off Batts.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Nelsonian anecdote breaks tedium.
Apr 13, 2006
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Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Death merchants do lunch.
Apr 13, 2006
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Thirteen (2003)
Daughter's phase fazes Holly.
Apr 13, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Jackson downs King Cobra.
Apr 10, 2006
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GoodFellas (1990)
Made man meets maker.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Bracco: Married to Mob.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
FAAngs.
Apr 10, 2006
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(5)
V For Vendetta (2006)
V saves, shaves Evey.
Apr 3, 2006
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Toilet paper diary compelling.
Apr 2, 2006
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Parliament: V arrives late.
Apr 2, 2006
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Hugo out-Fawkes Hurt.
Apr 2, 2006
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
McKellen: Knight and Dei.
Jan 28, 2006
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jackin' Holes, Wyoming.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Rabbi Jacob, The (1973)
Circumsize Me.
Jan 25, 2006
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny, kids get soot-faced.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Beauty Shop (2005)
Much hairdo about nothing.
Jan 25, 2006
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Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Sauna before bloodbath.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis fluffers; Alma suffers.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Black Dahlia, The (2006)
DePalma delivers Hollywood mystery.
Jan 19, 2006
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Black Dahlia, The (2006)
Elizabeth's Short, tragic life.
Jan 19, 2006
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Last Holiday (2006)
Latifah + Depardieu = weighty subjects.
Jan 17, 2006
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Last Holiday (2006)
Big Momma's Chalet.
Jan 17, 2006
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Last Holiday (2006)
Big Byrd Czechs out.
Jan 17, 2006
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Match Point (2005)
Rhys-Meyers volleys relationships.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Match Point (2005)
Woody does London- brilliantly!
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath mumbles; Jake tumbles.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Syriana (2005)
George's interrogation includes manicure.
Dec 13, 2005
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