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Reviews by 'gobsmacker'
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with a total of
172
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Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Freewheeling Grannie saves ectomorph.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dance With A Stranger (1985)
Bespeckled barmaid offs fop.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Geraldine prays; Donald slays.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Mrs. Howell runs brothel.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Downfall (2004)
Delusional megalomaniac charms stenographer.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Merrick's Victorian gaslit limelight.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Nixon drones; Frost groans.
Dec 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Bracco: Married to Mob.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Made man meets maker.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
GoodFellas (1990)
Tommy polishes off Batts.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Diary implicates mum-killers.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Loved One, The (1965)
Mrs. Joyboy: Scene swallower.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Loved One, The (1965)
Corpus fugit.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny, kids get soot-faced.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Match Point (2005)
Woody does London- brilliantly!
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Match Point (2005)
Rhys-Meyers volleys relationships.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
Gramps: Judy's prom date!
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
Halloween: Tootie assaults geriatric.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Milk (2008)
White reduces City's payroll.
Nov 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Naked Civil Servant, The (1975)
Passion of the Crisp.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
BArDem to the bone.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Coens' melancholy Texas thriller.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Homing device attracts psychopath.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Cattle-blaster opens doors.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Patch Of Blue, A (1965)
Sidney Poitier works miracles.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombie schtick enlivens Brit-flick.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scatterbrained Spud caters breakfast.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
W.C. McGregor.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Sauna before bloodbath.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Broomstick quest causes meltdown.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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300 (2006)
Messenger provokes roid-rage.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(6)
300 (2006)
Testosterone fuels Thermopylae battle.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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300 (2006)
Bravepecs.
Mar 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(7)
American In Paris, An (1951)
Gene: Champ de Caron.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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American In Paris, An (1951)
'merican meets Montmartre muse.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bank Job, The (2008)
Saffron burrows under vault.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Bank Job, The (2008)
HRH's chamber of secrets.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bank Job, The (2008)
Poirot portrays porn producer.
May 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Flaming Saddles.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(31)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath mumbles; Jake tumbles.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis fluffers; Alma suffers.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jackin' Holes, Wyoming.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Capote (2005)
Killer is Tru's muse.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Jarhead (2005)
Jake plays invisible bugle.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jarhead (2005)
Gyllenhaal's Bad Santa dance.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jarhead (2005)
'Squishy-Face' befriends corpse.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
The hands have eyes.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Psycho (1960)
Bates Inn. Janet out.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Sin City (2005)
Immobile Frodo feeds dog.
Aug 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Staple gun induces coronary.
Feb 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cassandra's Dream (2007)
Murder makes brothers grim.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Peking Duck saves holiday.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
District 9 (2009)
Arms dealer consumes arm.
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Doctor And The Devils, The (1985)
Vivisectionists sieze dead people.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
One-Hour Frodo.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Kate coughs. Drops.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Great Maul of Alaska.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(7)
In Bruges (2008)
Gleeson towers over Feinnes.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
In Bruges (2008)
Farrell broods in Bruges.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day (2008)
Amy entrances frumpy Frances.
Mar 30, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Faye chops down tree.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mrs. Brown (1997)
When Ghillie met Vicky.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mrs. Brown (1997)
A lesson in Balmorality.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Orphan (2009)
Fatal Adoption.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Orphan (2009)
Isabelle: fuming; CCH: pounded.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Red Eye (2005)
Murphy's Law takes flight.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Underachiever gets no beaver.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Bad Santa (2003)
Hark, the herald sleazebag.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Equation solved. Windex needed.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Boobzilla vs. the Contaminators.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Evita (1996)
Peronist puta posthumously portrayed.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Inbred Newfoundlanders schlep house.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Sister banger.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon has minor woodie.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Yentl (1983)
Tootsie on the Roof.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Lars And The Real Girl (2007)
Lars introduces model citizen.
May 5, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Adventures Of Rabbi Jacob, The (1973)
Circumsize Me.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arrival (2016)
Amy deciphers alien inkblots.
Nov 27, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arrival (2016)
Chinese cooperation saves humanity.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
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Avatar (2009)
Treetanic.
Jan 1, 2010
Unscored
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(7)
Avatar (2009)
Pandoran Pocahontas piques parapalegic.
Jan 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Miss Baddie Two-Shoes.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Penmark leaves heel marks.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Beautiful Boxer (2003)
Enter the Drag Queen.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Beauty Shop (2005)
Much hairdo about nothing.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Before Sunset (2004)
Delpy's neverending guitar solo.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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Birdcage, The (1996)
Petticoat Lane.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Black Dahlia, The (2006)
Elizabeth's Short, tragic life.
Jan 19, 2006
Unscored
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Black Dahlia, The (2006)
DePalma delivers Hollywood mystery.
Jan 19, 2006
Unscored
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Kyle sleuths Frank Booth.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
C.J. inspires oddball's odyessy.
Nov 23, 2006
Unscored
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Kaz Celeb.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Black Forest hams.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Changeling, The (1980)
'The Others' meets 'Ring'.
Aug 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Contagion (2011)
Fishburne BATtles swine pandemic.
Sep 10, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Contagion (2011)
Kate: Hapless in Minneapolis.
Sep 11, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Contagion (2011)
Damon immune; Paltrow entombed.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Contagion (2011)
Virus hazMATT alarmed.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
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(3)
Contagion (2011)
Gwyneth sinneth; virus winneth.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
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(3)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
McKellen: Knight and Dei.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
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