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Reviews by 'gobsmacker'
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with a total of
172
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300 (2006)
Testosterone fuels Thermopylae battle.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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American In Paris, An (1951)
Gene: Champ de Caron.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Arrival (2016)
Chinese cooperation saves humanity.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
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Bank Job, The (2008)
HRH's chamber of secrets.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bank Job, The (2008)
Poirot portrays porn producer.
May 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Before Sunset (2004)
Delpy's neverending guitar solo.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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Black Dahlia, The (2006)
Elizabeth's Short, tragic life.
Jan 19, 2006
Unscored
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Black Dahlia, The (2006)
DePalma delivers Hollywood mystery.
Jan 19, 2006
Unscored
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Kyle sleuths Frank Booth.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
C.J. inspires oddball's odyessy.
Nov 23, 2006
Unscored
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Capote (2005)
Killer is Tru's muse.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Gump, Amelie's Excellent Adventure.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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Dance With A Stranger (1985)
Bespeckled barmaid offs fop.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
Meryl berates flaccid Willis.
Feb 26, 2009
Unscored
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Meryl assesses apparel's excesses.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
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Doctor And The Devils, The (1985)
Vivisectionists sieze dead people.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Drag Me To Hell (2009)
One-eyed gypsy RAVERing mad.
Jun 11, 2009
Unscored
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Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Christine harried; kitty buried.
Jun 11, 2009
Unscored
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Frost/Nixon (2008)
Nixon drones; Frost groans.
Dec 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Bracco: Married to Mob.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Hangover, The (2009)
Toothless in Las Vegas.
Jan 7, 2010
Unscored
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Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Diary implicates mum-killers.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Jarhead (2005)
'Squishy-Face' befriends corpse.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Just Like Heaven (2005)
Polterspoon roughs up Mark.
Aug 27, 2005
Unscored
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Just Like Heaven (2005)
Ruff's a ghost rider.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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Lars And The Real Girl (2007)
Lars introduces model citizen.
May 5, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
'Smile' meets 'Lampoon's Vacation'.
Sep 17, 2006
Unscored
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Nelsonian anecdote breaks tedium.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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McLibel (1998)
Leaflets cause McFirestorm.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
Halloween: Tootie assaults geriatric.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Midnight Express (1978)
Brad performs lethal CPR.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Coens' melancholy Texas thriller.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Homing device attracts psychopath.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Orphan (2009)
Isabelle: fuming; CCH: pounded.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Reagans, The (2003)
Doddering Ronnie, Nancy Dearest.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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Reagans, The (2003)
Astrologer influences presidential policies.
May 8, 2006
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Reagans, The (2003)
Actor, governor, president, Alzheimer.
May 8, 2006
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Short Cuts (1993)
MIA: Blacks, Latinos, medflies.
May 23, 2006
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Syriana (2005)
George's interrogation includes manicure.
Dec 13, 2005
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Thirteen (2003)
Daughter's phase fazes Holly.
Apr 13, 2006
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Hugo out-Fawkes Hurt.
Apr 2, 2006
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Parliament: V arrives late.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Broomstick quest causes meltdown.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Rabbi Jacob, The (1973)
Circumsize Me.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Arrival (2016)
Amy deciphers alien inkblots.
Nov 27, 2016
Unscored
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(1)
Avatar (2009)
Pandoran Pocahontas piques parapalegic.
Jan 1, 2010
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(1)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Penmark leaves heel marks.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Freewheeling Grannie saves ectomorph.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Kaz Celeb.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis fluffers; Alma suffers.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Changeling, The (1980)
'The Others' meets 'Ring'.
Aug 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Contagion (2011)
Fishburne BATtles swine pandemic.
Sep 10, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Contagion (2011)
Damon immune; Paltrow entombed.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Dark con; white killer.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sleepless in St. Sulpice.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Mrs. Howell runs brothel.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Death Of Mr. Lazarescu, The (2005)
Heartless doctors shuffle sod.
Oct 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty's 'A-crack-naphobia'.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Backwater pastime: Jammin' gammon.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Departed, The (2006)
Sheen flies; rats die.
Oct 19, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
The Fashionista Diaries.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Merrick's Victorian gaslit limelight.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Tommy polishes off Batts.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gosford Park (2001)
British 'Rules of Game'.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Portman confesses; Bardem caresses.
Sep 9, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Painter with impaired hearing.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Grifters, The (1990)
Angelica waterlogs Cusack.
Nov 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Vig-goes postal; Bello frontal.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
In Bruges (2008)
Gleeson towers over Feinnes.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Interstellar (2014)
Burstyn, Chastain Murph morph.
Nov 11, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jarhead (2005)
Jake plays invisible bugle.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
Blithe Roommate.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
Reese: Not at peace.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Kinsey (2004)
Lithgow preaches, Liam breaches.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Last Holiday (2006)
Big Momma's Chalet.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Loved One, The (1965)
Mrs. Joyboy: Scene swallower.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Match Point (2005)
Woody does London- brilliantly!
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
Gramps: Judy's prom date!
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Wilkinson's Milwaukee Full Monty.
Oct 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Milk (2008)
White reduces City's payroll.
Nov 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day (2008)
Amy entrances frumpy Frances.
Mar 30, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Faye chops down tree.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Orchestra Seats (2006)
Montaigne montage; insipid hodgepodge.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Patch Of Blue, A (1965)
Sidney Poitier works miracles.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Leto gives disarming performance.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Shannon experiences digital detachment.
Jan 20, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Side Effects (2013)
Pill-popping Mara breaks Law.
Aug 17, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scatterbrained Spud caters breakfast.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Up In Smoke (1978)
There Will Be Bud.
Jan 6, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Toilet paper diary compelling.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
V saves, shaves Evey.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
Madeline: Kahn-ed by Babs.
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Young Winston (1972)
Chubby exchequer compels parliament.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
American In Paris, An (1951)
'merican meets Montmartre muse.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Beauty Shop (2005)
Much hairdo about nothing.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Petticoat Lane.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath mumbles; Jake tumbles.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jackin' Holes, Wyoming.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cassandra's Dream (2007)
Murder makes brothers grim.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Contagion (2011)
Kate: Hapless in Minneapolis.
Sep 11, 2011
Unscored
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