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Reviews by 'Andrew'
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with a total of
179
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Spider-Man (2002)
Teenager emits sticky substance.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(97)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Rabbit, poof, French.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean, John Malkovich.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Wild west gets Wilder.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python Of The Christ.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Matrix, The (1999)
Blue pill = no sequel.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Family needs digital camera.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
D�j�-cue.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(18)
8 Mile (2002)
Detroit gets bad rap.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Painfully slow Death.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush comes to shove.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Andy Warhol was right.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(15)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Montoya introduces himself, repeatedly.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Tom burns the Coffey.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
Drawn out 'Matrix' allegory.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Hulk (2003)
Bana, Banner, banal banter.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Big chief, running water.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Gwyneth (easily) camouflages tits.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Stuck On You (2003)
Kinnear replaces Ben Affleck.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Titanic (1997)
Winslet redefines 'maiden voyage'.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Alien misplaces his lego.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Bounty, The (1984)
Mel Gibson is revolting.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chick embraces Gibson's cock.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Pretty Woman (1990)
'My Fair Streetwalking Lady'.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Big opera singing Smurf!
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarantino meets Itchy, Scratchy.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
American Beauty (1999)
Weirdo highlights litter problem.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Civic disobedience.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Mystic River (2003)
Brother's silent but deadly.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Air Force One (1997)
The other President Ford.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Fops fight for fatso.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Dogma (1999)
Alanis speechless?... Heavenly!
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
Ghost (1990)
Unchained Melody = Unfinished pottery.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Culkin sulking.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Passenger 57 (1992)
'Fly Hard'.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Drew displays moonwalking inability.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
World's first snuff movie.
Mar 28, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo gives Gollum finger.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
28 Days Later (2002)
Army has pet zombie.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Alive (1993)
First dead, first course.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Temporary God gets spammed.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Ghost of Christmas past.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Fight Club (1999)
Selfpugilism.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
High Fidelity (2000)
Idiot snubs Lisa Bonet.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Sacked employee steals goldfish.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Blonde blows bill.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo fists Trinity, digitally.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Entire audience orders albatross.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde ruins colour scheme.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Superlative dancing, superfluous umbrella.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Splash (1984)
Tom hankers for sushi.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Three Kings (1999)
Treasure map smells funny.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Chatterbox (1977)
Yodel in the valley.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox, Field, doggie-style.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Resolution? Revelation? No, revolution.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
First Element saves France.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Dwamatic take on Bwian.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Peacemaker, The (1997)
Backpacking tourist has blast.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Peter Pan (1953)
Perpetual pubescent's adolescent ascendance.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella with new hook(er).
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Ronin (1998)
Hereford boathouse colouration mystery.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Say Anything (1989)
Cusack's arms get tired.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Secretary (2002)
Spader plays Ben Dover.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Governator manhandles female colleague.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg demonstrates O-face.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
12:01 PM (1990)
1300: GOTO 1201:.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Extraterrestrial tourism takes dive.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Babe (1995)
Sunday lunch follows breakfast.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Cripple invents new dance.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
Priest's infatuation not kosher.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Hanks regurgitates Guinness.
Sep 2, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Last Dance (1996)
Dead Woman Walking.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Isengard is new Dunsinane.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise waves at monitor.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
King Arthur, swallows, coconuts.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Willis corrects motorcycling inaccuracy.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock minus sex, drugs.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim's sloooowly getting away.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
Hawaii viewed from East.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy horse outruns jetplane.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
True Lies (1994)
Car Salesman tells lies.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace wears Monopoly guy.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python reshot for yanks.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Talentless babe abhors namecalling.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Horrendously flocking fowl.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck replaces dildo.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Stallone, Lithgow, Walton, mountain.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ed TV (1999)
Clint finally gets plugged.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Captive Nemo's naughty risk.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Jack suggests poultry positioning.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Handbrake delays blast-off.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Lonely Schultz gets visitor.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Angelina Jolie's box flashes.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Jewish kid wins tank.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Suicide by electric chair.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Johansson's arse opens movie.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Russell fiddles with doctor.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Maverick (1994)
Mel gambles on remake.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Million Dollar Hotel, The (2000)
Stick to songwriting, Bono!
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
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