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Reviews by 'Andrew'
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Abyss, The (1989)
Extraterrestrial tourism takes dive.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Almost Famous (2000)
Quiet drummer comes out.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Whitey inspires Chuck Berry.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Flea fax fires Fox.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Irishman abets Celtic brethren.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Drew displays moonwalking inability.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Big opera singing Smurf!
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Captive Nemo's naughty risk.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Cripple invents new dance.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Road movie with bite.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Marlon's marvelous mumbling mobster.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Handbrake delays blast-off.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Blind forger wings it.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Idiot snubs Lisa Bonet.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Sacked employee steals goldfish.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Jewish kid wins tank.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python Of The Christ.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo gives Gollum finger.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Isengard is new Dunsinane.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Blue pill = no sequel.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
King Arthur, swallows, coconuts.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Rabbit, poof, French.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(29)
Mystery Men (1999)
Ben flips Greg's switch.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Wannabes gatecrash disco room.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Azaria's Raja's forking lethal.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Diedrich advises cornhole watching.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Big chief, running water.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Others, The (2001)
'Beetlejuice' without the humour.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Others, The (2001)
'The Exorcist' frightens children.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Fishermen forget about lifejackets.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Peter Pan (1953)
Perpetual pubescent's adolescent ascendance.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Montoya introduces himself, repeatedly.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Willis corrects motorcycling inaccuracy.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde ruins colour scheme.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Gandhi's a hard bastard.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
New Kid in bog!
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie ponders existentialism, wins.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Old red eyes back.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Jackson dispenses, eludes justice.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story (1995)
Flashy newcomer deflates Woody.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Spud's interview enthusaism overflows.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Treed Murray (2001)
Murray's un-POPLAR with gang.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Postlethwaite's name sounds Japanese.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
'Cruz Snooze' fools Cruise.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Gloved thief leaves footprints.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Sheep-shaggy dog story.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Goodfella admits nipple twisting.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
12:01 PM (1990)
1300: GOTO 1201:.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Alien misplaces his lego.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
28 Days Later (2002)
Army has pet zombie.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
8 Mile (2002)
Detroit gets bad rap.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(17)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Kubrick should've asked Burton!
Jul 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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About A Boy (2002)
Caddish AND laddish, Hugh?
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace wears Monopoly guy.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley flouts conservation laws.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alive (1993)
First dead, first course.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Zeta-Jones makes inadequacy assertions.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Weirdo highlights litter problem.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python reshot for yanks.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Armageddon (1998)
Vacuous void ridiculously noisy.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Babe (1995)
Sunday lunch follows breakfast.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
DeLorean meets train, maker..
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Horrendously flocking fowl.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Heather: Sex on wheels!
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Fops fight for fatso.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Temporary God gets spammed.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Former angel plays God.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chick embraces Gibson's cock.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Stallone, Lithgow, Walton, mountain.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
D�j�-cue.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Con Air (1997)
Redneck saves bunny.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ed TV (1999)
Clint finally gets plugged.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Jack suggests poultry positioning.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Footloose (1984)
Rhythmless mullethead teaches dance.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Daisy favours dining solo.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Tom burns the Coffey.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Culkin sulking.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
Priest's infatuation not kosher.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Lonely Schultz gets visitor.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
New recruits, trigger-Jappy.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Blonde blows bill.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Suicide by electric chair.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Russell fiddles with doctor.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo fists Trinity, digitally.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Long-armed man's fishless.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Cormorant oiled, Jenkins orphaned.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Meet Joe Black (1998)
Painfully slow Death.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Cat, Focker share(s) toilet.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
First Element saves France.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise waves at monitor.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Entire audience orders albatross.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Octopussy (1983)
Moore Bond clowning around.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Family needs digital camera.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Patriot, The (2000)
More Mel Brit-bashing!
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Paycheck (2003)
Future machine wildly inaccurate.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Peacemaker, The (1997)
Backpacking tourist has blast.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Flynt wins on points.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella with new hook(er).
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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