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Reviews by 'Andrew'
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179
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Not Kansas, in colour.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg demonstrates O-face.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
What About Bob? (1991)
Babystepping Bob tags along.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Battered sole and chips?
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Welcome To Collinwood (2002)
Thiefs manufacture connecting door.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Goodfella admits nipple twisting.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Sheep-shaggy dog story.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Gloved thief leaves footprints.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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View To A Kill, A (1985)
Bond's 2WD Paris trip.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
'Cruz Snooze' fools Cruise.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Postlethwaite's name sounds Japanese.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
World gets Brad fever.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
Car Salesman tells lies.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Treed Murray (2001)
Murray's un-POPLAR with gang.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Spud's interview enthusaism overflows.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy horse outruns jetplane.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Toy Story (1995)
Flashy newcomer deflates Woody.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
Hawaii viewed from East.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Winslet redefines 'maiden voyage'.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Jackson dispenses, eludes justice.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Three Men And A Baby (1987)
(Un)usual 'boy(s) meet(s) girl'.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Three Kings (1999)
Treasure map smells funny.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Terminator, The (1984)
Connor sends help, father.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Governator manhandles female colleague.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie ponders existentialism, wins.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Old red eyes back.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Stuck On You (2003)
Kinnear replaces Ben Affleck.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Splash (1984)
Tom hankers for sushi.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Spider-Man (2002)
Teenager emits sticky substance.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(97)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
New Kid in bog!
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Singles (1992)
'Friends', but in Seattle.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Superlative dancing, superfluous umbrella.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Escape up pin-up's hole.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim's sloooowly getting away.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Gwyneth (easily) camouflages tits.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Shaft (2000)
Jackson, Roundtree: Both Shafted.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Gandhi's a hard bastard.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Secretary (2002)
Spader plays Ben Dover.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Score, The (2001)
Twist ending? Norton's stupid!
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock minus sex, drugs.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Say Anything (1989)
Cusack's arms get tired.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Christmas cancelled on Mars.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ronin (1998)
Hereford boathouse colouration mystery.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde ruins colour scheme.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Willis corrects motorcycling inaccuracy.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Montoya introduces himself, repeatedly.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella with new hook(er).
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Pretty Woman (1990)
'My Fair Streetwalking Lady'.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Piano, The (1993)
Pretty Polly warranty voided.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Peter Pan (1953)
Perpetual pubescent's adolescent ascendance.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Fishermen forget about lifejackets.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Flynt wins on points.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
Cuba plays token black.
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Peacemaker, The (1997)
Backpacking tourist has blast.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Paycheck (2003)
Future machine wildly inaccurate.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
More Mel Brit-bashing!
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Dwamatic take on Bwian.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Passenger 57 (1992)
'Fly Hard'.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Others, The (2001)
'Beetlejuice' without the humour.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Others, The (2001)
'The Exorcist' frightens children.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Family needs digital camera.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(20)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Big chief, running water.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Office Space (1999)
Diedrich advises cornhole watching.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Octopussy (1983)
Moore Bond clowning around.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Teacher tells on Ned.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mystic River (2003)
Brother's silent but deadly.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Mystery Men (1999)
Ben flips Greg's switch.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Wannabes gatecrash disco room.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Azaria's Raja's forking lethal.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Entire audience orders albatross.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
King Arthur, swallows, coconuts.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Rabbit, poof, French.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Emilio gets stabbing headache.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise waves at monitor.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Million Dollar Hotel, The (2000)
Stick to songwriting, Bono!
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
First Element saves France.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Message In A Bottle (1999)
Bottle opener discovers dregs.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Cat, Focker share(s) toilet.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Painfully slow Death.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Long-armed man's fishless.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Cormorant oiled, Jenkins orphaned.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Maverick (1994)
Mel gambles on remake.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Blue pill = no sequel.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Resolution? Revelation? No, revolution.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo fists Trinity, digitally.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Russell fiddles with doctor.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mallrats (1995)
Affleck 'drills for oil'.
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
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Lost In Translation (2003)
Johansson's arse opens movie.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Isengard is new Dunsinane.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo gives Gollum finger.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Suicide by electric chair.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python Of The Christ.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Jewish kid wins tank.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Blonde blows bill.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
New recruits, trigger-Jappy.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Last Dance (1996)
Dead Woman Walking.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Angelina Jolie's box flashes.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Hanks regurgitates Guinness.
Sep 2, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Lonely Schultz gets visitor.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarantino meets Itchy, Scratchy.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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