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Reviews by 'Andrew'
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179
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Creature Comforts (1990)
Zoological soliloquies in plasticine.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
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Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
World's first snuff movie.
Mar 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Sky News = military intelligence.
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Hanks regurgitates Guinness.
Sep 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Civic disobedience.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Intermission (2003)
Kid, rock halts bus.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hulk (2003)
Bana, Banner, banal banter.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Job nowhere near Italy!
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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Lost In Translation (2003)
Johansson's arse opens movie.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Christmas cancelled on Mars.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Dawson, pie fucker cameo.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Wild west gets Wilder.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock minus sex, drugs.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Emilio gets stabbing headache.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
GoodFellas (1990)
Paranoid DeNiro kills everybody.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mystic River (2003)
Brother's silent but deadly.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Mallrats (1995)
Affleck 'drills for oil'.
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck replaces dildo.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chatterbox (1977)
Yodel in the valley.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush comes to shove.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante resents doing overtime.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Alanis speechless?... Heavenly!
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Fight Club (1999)
Selfpugilism.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Lonely Schultz gets visitor.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
New recruits, trigger-Jappy.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Russell fiddles with doctor.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Stuck On You (2003)
Kinnear replaces Ben Affleck.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Captive Nemo's naughty risk.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
New Kid in bog!
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python Of The Christ.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Isengard is new Dunsinane.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Entire audience orders albatross.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Rabbit, poof, French.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
12:01 PM (1990)
1300: GOTO 1201:.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Zeta-Jones makes inadequacy assertions.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Angelina Jolie's box flashes.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Long-armed man's fishless.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Cormorant oiled, Jenkins orphaned.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Dwamatic take on Bwian.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Ghost (1990)
Unchained Melody = Unfinished pottery.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Teacher tells on Ned.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python reshot for yanks.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
King Arthur, swallows, coconuts.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Escape up pin-up's hole.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim's sloooowly getting away.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Battered sole and chips?
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox, Field, doggie-style.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Last Dance (1996)
Dead Woman Walking.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Paycheck (2003)
Future machine wildly inaccurate.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Former angel plays God.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Suicide by electric chair.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Deep Throat (1972)
Lovelace loves cock.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Fops fight for fatso.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Secretary (2002)
Spader plays Ben Dover.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Tom burns the Coffey.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Footloose (1984)
Rhythmless mullethead teaches dance.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Road movie with bite.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo gives Gollum finger.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Sheep-shaggy dog story.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Quiet drummer comes out.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Handbrake delays blast-off.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Gloved thief leaves footprints.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Jackson dispenses, eludes justice.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Blonde blows bill.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Alien misplaces his lego.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace wears Monopoly guy.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean, John Malkovich.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Postlethwaite's name sounds Japanese.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Flea fax fires Fox.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo fists Trinity, digitally.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Blue pill = no sequel.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Barb Wire (1996)
Talentless babe abhors namecalling.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ed TV (1999)
Clint finally gets plugged.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Gandhi's a hard bastard.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alive (1993)
First dead, first course.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Say Anything (1989)
Cusack's arms get tired.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Singles (1992)
'Friends', but in Seattle.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Godfather, The (1972)
Marlon's marvelous mumbling mobster.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Sacked employee steals goldfish.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
World gets Brad fever.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Resolution? Revelation? No, revolution.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Mystery Men (1999)
Ben flips Greg's switch.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Wannabes gatecrash disco room.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Azaria's Raja's forking lethal.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Temporary God gets spammed.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Culkin sulking.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
28 Days Later (2002)
Army has pet zombie.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Shaft (2000)
Jackson, Roundtree: Both Shafted.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
What About Bob? (1991)
Babystepping Bob tags along.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Daisy favours dining solo.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Ordell extolls AK-47's virtues.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarantino meets Itchy, Scratchy.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Splash (1984)
Tom hankers for sushi.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Back To The Future (1985)
Whitey inspires Chuck Berry.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Braveheart (1995)
Irishman abets Celtic brethren.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
High Fidelity (2000)
Idiot snubs Lisa Bonet.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
Priest's infatuation not kosher.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Jewish kid wins tank.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
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