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Da Vinci Code, The

(2006)
193 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Hanks: You've Got Grail.
demonic 
  Vote (70)   
Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (66)   
Seize the (Opus) Dei.
Ali 
  Vote (26)   
Art, Neveu.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Greatest Story Never Told.
Yukon 
  Vote (23)   
Conspiracy? Fucking Jesus Christ!
Yukon 
  Vote (23)   
Jesus has a fAmelie.
Sludge 
  Vote (23)   
God's a Grandpa?!!
turrell 
  Vote (22)   
Shank selvos Divcani Cdoe.
Yukon 
  Vote (21)   
Opie offends Opus Dei.
RockGolf 
  Vote (21)   
Tom Hanks' Big conspiracy.
Yukon 
  Vote (21)   
A very bad Dei.
bife 
  Vote (20)   
Paul: Felonious Monk.
Ali 
  Vote (19)   
American symbologist in Langdon.
benj clews 
  Vote (19)   
Christ! Relatives!
shoon 
  Vote (17)   
The Immaculate Deception.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (17)   
Joe versus the Vatican.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (16)   
Priest ignores sixth commandment.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
DAn's unconVINCIng theories COnDEmned.
boydegg 
  Vote (15)   
Louvre harbors suspected prostitute.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (14)   
Opie's Dei.
Gavrilo 
  Vote (13)   
Tautou on Hanks' butt.
Larry 
  Vote (13)   
Run, Langdon, run!
Yukon 
  Vote (12)   
Bettany bangs the Bishop.
benj clews 
  Vote (12)   
Jesus in Louvre.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (10)   
Langdon discovers Holy Girl.
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
A Catholic Scooby-Doo.
Sexton Ming 
  Vote (8)   
The Holy Girl discovered!
redPen 
  Vote (8)   
Bloody graffiti in Louvre!
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Albino-ry code.
RockGolf 
  Vote (7)   
Wilkinson Sword knights Hanks.
benj clews 
  Vote (7)   
Gump cracks DaVinci's code.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Bettany a holy terror.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Tomb, Hanks.
koudy 
  Vote (6)   
.yretsym sevlos gnitirw sdrawkcaB.
Obie 
  Vote (6)   
Exegete exposes holy truth.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Jesus, Mary Magdalene/John!
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Travail over Grail.
rockfsh 
  Vote (6)   
Holy Matrimony!
The General 
  Vote (6)   
Catholicism's inconvenient truth.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Jesus and Mary chain.
Feebee 
  Vote (5)   
Geezer makes pentagrammatical errors.
clay 
  Vote (5)   
Hanks solves Catholic mystery.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (5)   
Tatou's a Jewish princess?!
tortoise 
  Vote (5)   
Relatively blasphemous.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
McKellen: Knight and Dei.
gobsmacker 
  Vote (4)   
Tales From The Cryptex.
Funslinger 
  Vote (4)   
Holy Grail has hole!
Obie 
  Vote (4)   
Christian code, high prior[it]y.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Sauniere dies thoughtfully.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Easy enigmas elude everyone.
SixFourian 
  Vote (4)   
Hanks follows artist's trail.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
P.S. conspiracy theories rehashed.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Gump to Harvard Professor.
Strangelove 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus, Magdalene: Bosom Buddies?
tomada 
  Vote (3)   
Tom, chick and Mary!
sleepynazgul 
  Vote (3)   
Old master baiter.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Bettany kicks own ass.
Seigiryu 
  Vote (3)   
Louvre/ hate relationship blossoms.
Obie 
  Vote (3)   
Grandpa:Tattoo'd. Grandaughter: Tautou'd.
Obie 
  Vote (3)   
Androgynous Da Vinci key.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
God's son has son.
bife 
  Vote (3)   
Howard cracks Code.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Opus Dei-zed and confused.
Dante 
  Vote (3)   
Opus disses Jesus' missus.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Damned Brown's 'blasphemous' movie.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Symbologist survives mullet, bullets.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
Doc Ock: Evil Bishop?
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Gump finds the Grail.
Discoman 
  Vote (2)   
Hanks investigates Catholicism.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Gandalf/Magneto wants Grail.
Willy Shakes 
  Vote (2)   
Evil, albino Silas: clich�d.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (2)   
Grail's trail? Pyramid scheme.
teddychan 
  Vote (2)   
Beware of Self-flagellating Friars.
RevMC 
  Vote (2)   
Mary gatecrashes Last Supper?
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Graffitication. Termination. Decodification. Gratification.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Hanks/ theory unconVINCIng.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus- not so celibate.
Portugeezer 
  Vote (2)   
Hanks conspires with Leonardo.
Bunches 
  Vote (2)   
Amelie Magdalene.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus' descendant. No pressure.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus got whore pregnant.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
'Dogma' meets 'Last Crusade'.
Rach 
  Vote (1)   
Couple chases Christ's 'chalice'.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Grail: foxy French chick?
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Magdalene: Mom? Martyr? Missing?
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Mrs. Christ's the Grail.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Howard's 'Proof of Wife'.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Another Holy Mother? Christ!
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Christ's bosom buddy.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Deflowering of Mary.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Tea with Teabing.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Louvre leads to . . . Louvre?
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Paintings propel papal plot.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Hanks catches a code.
elchico 
  Vote (1)   
Hanks tracks Grail / murderer.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Hanks' fanciful academic discipline.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (1)   
Shit happens at Louvre.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Tom Hanks sports mullet.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (1)   
Bishop Bashed: Chalice Probed.
Leeleelala 
  Vote (1)   
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