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Da Vinci Code, The (2006) |
| 193 reviews |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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| Graffitication. Termination. Decodification. Gratification. |
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| Easy enigmas elude everyone. |
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| Dead paintings tell tales. |
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| Hanks' fanciful academic discipline. |
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| Geezer makes pentagrammatical errors. |
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| Sauniere wasn't really Granddad. |
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| Bullet cartridge jams door. |
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| Tatou's second codebreaking adventure. |
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| Hanks examines holy mess. |
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| Hanks chases Tautou's secrets. |
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| Langdon doesn't like lifts. |
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| Claustrophobic cryptologist's confinement concerns. |
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| Rolex lie fools Gendarmes. |
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| Mary gatecrashes Last Supper? |
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| Sophie Neveu reverses quickly. |
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| Evil, albino Silas: clich�d. |
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| Jesus, Mary Magdalene/John! |
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| Sauniere dies thoughtfully. |
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| Bloody graffiti in Louvre! |
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| Holy spirit, fathers, daughter. |
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| Theological Mary-go-round. |
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| Louvre harbors suspected prostitute. |
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| Gandalf vs Gump. Fache-nating. |
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| Christian code, high prior[it]y. |
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| Greatest Story Never Told. |
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| The Holy Girl discovered! |
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| Gandalf/Magneto wants Grail. |
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| Hanks cuts Biblical cord. |
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| Fibonacci sequence opens box. |
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| Vitruvian Man gives clue. |
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| Code breakers assault Christianity. |
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| Catholicism's inconvenient truth. |
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| The Immaculate Deception. |
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| Maculate conception, direction, reception. |
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| Bishop Bashed: Chalice Probed. |
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| Catholic Church's secret guardin'. |
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| Cryptologist's ancestral crypt empty. |
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| Cryptologist, symbologist's treasure hunt. |
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| National Treasure for Jesus. |
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| Grail's decoder fanning out. |
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| 'Safe Passage' policy suspended. |
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| Effeminate apostle? Reno's hostile. |
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| Paintings propel papal plot. |
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| Beware of Self-flagellating Friars. |
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| Howard's adaptation artistically disappointing. |
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| Louvre leads to . . . Louvre? |
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| Grail's trail? Pyramid scheme. |
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| Decoders discover deification deception. |
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| Couple chases Christ's 'chalice'. |
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| Hanks thanks Leonardo's leads. |
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| Magdalene: Mom? Martyr? Missing? |
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| Grail: foxy French chick? |
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| Jesus, Magdalene: Bosom Buddies? |
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| Stop McKillin' Jesus's offspring. |
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| Christ daughter, white slaughter. |
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| Ancient codes mostly English? |
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| Jesus' descendant. No pressure. |
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| 'Dogma' meets 'Last Crusade'. |
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| Hanks/ theory unconVINCIng. |
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| DAn's unconVINCIng theories COnDEmned. |
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| Jesus got whore pregnant. |
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| Hanks's chased. Jesus's unchaste? |
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| Jesus' humanity shocks humanity. |
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| Magdalene was Christ's Louver? |
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| Gump, Amelie's Excellent Adventure. |
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| Christ shagged, Church shocked. |
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| Murdered man messages Mona. |
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| Co-dependent descendant defends descendants. |
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