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Da Vinci Code, The

(2006)
193 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Langdon doesn't like lifts.
Buddha Boy 
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Rolex lie fools Gendarmes.
Buddha Boy 
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Sauniere wasn't really Granddad.
Buddha Boy 
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Holy Fuck.
djw1973 
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Mary gatecrashes Last Supper?
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Bullet cartridge jams door.
Buddha Boy 
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Fibonacci sequence opens box.
Buddha Boy 
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Maryleboned.
djw1973 
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Mullet fights Opus Dei!
Clara 
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Tea with Teabing.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Albino monk murders nun.
Buddha Boy 
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Vitruvian Man gives clue.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Sophie Neveu reverses quickly.
Buddha Boy 
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Claustrophobic cryptologist's confinement concerns.
Buddha Boy 
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Catholicism's inconvenient truth.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Sauniere dies thoughtfully.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Forrest as Code breaker.
LOBBANISGOD 
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Sauniere killed by Albino.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Wilkinson Sword knights Hanks.
benj clews 
  Vote (7)   
Cracked code, Neveu conspiracy.
The Nige 
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Bloody graffiti in Louvre!
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Silas - it's Paul, over.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Howard cracks Code.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
American symbologist in Langdon.
benj clews 
  Vote (19)   
Opus Dei(ty) had kids.
The Nige 
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Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (66)   
Christian code, high prior[it]y.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Christ! Relatives!
shoon 
  Vote (17)   
Holy Grail: Jesus' girl.
The Nige 
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Maculate conception, direction, reception.
Benager 
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Gump to Harvard Professor.
Strangelove 
  Vote (3)   
Bettany bangs the Bishop.
benj clews 
  Vote (12)   
Conspiracy: a Dei's work.
The Nige 
  Vote (1)   
Relatively blasphemous.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Grandpa:Tattoo'd. Grandaughter: Tautou'd.
Obie 
  Vote (3)   
DaVinci's a transvestite??
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Opus disses Jesus' missus.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Am�lie is Jesus descendant.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
P.S. conspiracy theories rehashed.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Silas; angel or ghost?
Portugeezer 
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Easy enigmas elude everyone.
SixFourian 
  Vote (4)   
Opus Dei whacko: relentless.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Amelie Magdalene.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Christ daughter, white slaughter.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Shit happens at Louvre.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Evil, albino Silas: clich�d.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (2)   
Hanks' fanciful academic discipline.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (1)   
Bettany a holy terror.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Opus Dei-zed and confused.
Dante 
  Vote (3)   
Hanks's book signing ruined.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Louvre/ hate relationship blossoms.
Obie 
  Vote (3)   
Holy Grail has hole!
Obie 
  Vote (4)   
Tom Hanks' Big conspiracy.
Yukon 
  Vote (21)   
Art, Neveu.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Albino; wrath of god.
Portugeezer 
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Bettany kicks own ass.
Seigiryu 
  Vote (3)   
Deflowering of Mary.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
'Safe Passage' policy suspended.
Sludge 
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Stop McKillin' Jesus's offspring.
Sludge 
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A Catholic Scooby-Doo.
Sexton Ming 
  Vote (8)   
Cryptologist's ancestral crypt empty.
Rovark 
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Louvre harbors suspected prostitute.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (14)   
Opus Dei, pagan nights.
Dante 
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Holy Grail's a woman?!?
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Forrest Gump solves puzzles.
Seigiryu 
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Jesus, Mary Magdalene/John!
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Travail over Grail.
rockfsh 
  Vote (6)   
Conspiracy? Fucking Jesus Christ!
Yukon 
  Vote (23)   
Gump cracks DaVinci's code.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Symbologist survives mullet, bullets.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
Louvre houses Holy Grail.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Ron Howard breaks 'Code'.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Cryptologist, symbologist's treasure hunt.
Rovark 
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Jesus has a fAmelie.
Sludge 
  Vote (23)   
.yretsym sevlos gnitirw sdrawkcaB.
Obie 
  Vote (6)   
Priest ignores sixth commandment.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
Jesus' humanity shocks humanity.
Mini-me 
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Hanks- the unsaviour.
Portugeezer 
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Ancient codes mostly English?
Sludge 
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Louvre murder uncovers code.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Run, Langdon, run!
Yukon 
  Vote (12)   
Greatest Story Never Told.
Yukon 
  Vote (23)   
Jesus' descendant. No pressure.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Mary Magdalene = Mrs Jesus!
Obie 
  Vote (1)   
Tautou on Hanks' butt.
Larry 
  Vote (13)   
Shank selvos Divcani Cdoe.
Yukon 
  Vote (21)   
Jesus- not so celibate.
Portugeezer 
  Vote (2)   
Mrs. Christ's the Grail.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Hanks chases Tautou's secrets.
MelissaS 
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Hanks follows artist's trail.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Tom, chick and Mary!
sleepynazgul 
  Vote (3)   
Tom Hanks. Louvre story.
pizza 
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A very bad Dei.
bife 
  Vote (20)   
Hanks tracks Grail / murderer.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
God's son has son.
bife 
  Vote (3)   
Hanks solves Catholic mystery.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (5)   
Mona Lisa's a man!
bife 
  Vote    
'Dogma' meets 'Last Crusade'.
Rach 
  Vote (1)   
Leonardo redraws new testament.
cjd 
  Vote (1)   
Hanks investigates Catholicism.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
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