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All-time top reviews
The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
201
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean
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(64)
202
Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews
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(64)
203
Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Corduroy Pillow
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(64)
204
Deliverance (1972)
Tough, ruthless, rough, toothless.
noncentz
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(64)
205
Super Size Me (2004)
Large thighs with that?
thefoxboy
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(64)
206
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
TitanPa
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(63)
207
Waterworld (1995)
Costner wets himself.
thefoxboy
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(63)
208
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatlemarinia.
lemmycaution
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(63)
209
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
randall
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(63)
210
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
Kruegerbait
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(63)
211
Airplane! (1980)
Just plane jokes.
lemmycaution
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(63)
212
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
noncentz
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(63)
213
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
AC
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(63)
214
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Dead Man: Walken.
Conan The Westy
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(63)
215
Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
zulu
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(63)
216
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's beginning.
lemmycaution
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(63)
217
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Not up to 'Speed'.
thefoxboy
Vote
(62)
218
King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
AC
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(62)
219
Signs (2002)
Sign-field.
thefoxboy
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(62)
220
Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Sludge
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(62)
221
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
noncentz
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(62)
222
Jaws (1975)
Shooting barrel in fish.
soda
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(62)
223
King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Koli
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(62)
224
Small Soldiers (1998)
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo
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(62)
225
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dogzilla.
thefoxboy
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(62)
226
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Pope George Ringo
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(62)
227
Shark Tale (2004)
Marlin Brando.
thefoxboy
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(62)
228
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
BiggerBoat
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(61)
229
Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
E.L.F
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(61)
230
Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
noncentz
Vote
(61)
231
Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Falken
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(61)
232
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
turrell
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(61)
233
Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(61)
234
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
Salopian
Vote
(61)
235
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
MguyX
Vote
(61)
236
The Crying Game (1992)
You've Got Male.
dgbenner
Vote
(61)
237
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
GHcool
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(61)
238
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
BiggerBoat
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(61)
239
Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Salopian
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(61)
240
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
AC
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(61)
241
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
turrell
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(61)
242
Flatliners (1990)
I.V. Dead People.
thefoxboy
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(61)
243
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
GHcool
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(61)
244
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Nuts may contain chocolate.
thefoxboy
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(60)
245
Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
noncentz
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(60)
246
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Your father, he is.
thefoxboy
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(60)
247
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
AC
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(60)
248
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy in cup final.
lemmycaution
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(60)
249
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Sean
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(60)
250
Moonraker (1979)
Bond gives flying f**k.
thefoxboy
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(60)
251
Piano, The (1993)
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution
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(60)
252
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
turrell
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(60)
253
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Sean
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(60)
254
XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Conan The Westy
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(60)
255
American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Josh the cat
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(60)
256
Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
w22dheartlivie
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(60)
257
Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
BiggerBoat
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(59)
258
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
As the Crowe Pi's.
thefoxboy
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(59)
259
Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
AC
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(59)
260
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tent isn't ghost proof.
thefoxboy
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(59)
261
Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
E.L.F
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(59)
262
Crash (1996)
Sex life a wreck.
lemmycaution
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(59)
263
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Swingers.
thefoxboy
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(59)
264
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
RockGolf
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(59)
265
Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Corduroy Pillow
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(59)
266
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Surf's up for Moses.
thefoxboy
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(59)
267
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
noncentz
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(59)
268
Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
randall
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(59)
269
Killer Nun (1979)
Smother Teresa.
thefoxboy
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(59)
270
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
I seed dead people.
Yukon
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(59)
271
Labyrinth (1986)
A maze in dream.
thefoxboy
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(59)
272
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is still Bourne.
Conan The Westy
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(59)
273
Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
bife
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(59)
274
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
MM0rkeleb
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(59)
275
Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Stalean
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(58)
276
Men In Black (1997)
Black Smith.
thefoxboy
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(58)
277
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Beanmimo
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(58)
278
Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
randall
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(58)
279
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
RockGolf
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(58)
280
Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
randall
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(58)
281
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
benj clews
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(58)
282
Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
Montgomery
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(58)
283
Lolita (1997)
Hottie fires up Irons.
lemmycaution
Vote
(58)
284
Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
AC
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(58)
285
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
BiggerBoat
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(58)
286
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Lust in space.
lemmycaution
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(58)
287
Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
AC
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(58)
288
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
randall
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(58)
289
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy
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(58)
290
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow, gift boxed.
thefoxboy
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(58)
291
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George looney.
bife
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(57)
292
Star Wait (2005)
DocQueuementary.
thefoxboy
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(57)
293
Mannequin (1987)
Lovemaking For Dummies.
randall
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(57)
294
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Raging Belle.
Montgomery
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(57)
295
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
zulu
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(57)
296
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
III Ill.
RockGolf
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(57)
297
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Corduroy Pillow
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(57)
298
The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)
From A to Zzzzzzzzz.
Yukon
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(57)
299
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Diet Pesci.
AC
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(57)
300
Rock, The (1996)
Scot(ch)on the Rock(s).
thefoxboy
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(57)
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