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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
201
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz
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(64)
202
Super Size Me (2004)
Large thighs with that?
thefoxboy
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(64)
203
Monsturd (2003)
Who dung it?
thefoxboy
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(64)
204
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean
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(64)
205
Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews
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(64)
206
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
Kruegerbait
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(63)
207
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
noncentz
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(63)
208
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
AC
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(63)
209
Airplane! (1980)
Just plane jokes.
lemmycaution
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(63)
210
Waterworld (1995)
Costner wets himself.
thefoxboy
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(63)
211
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
TitanPa
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(63)
212
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatlemarinia.
lemmycaution
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(63)
213
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Dead Man: Walken.
Conan The Westy
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(63)
214
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's beginning.
lemmycaution
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(63)
215
Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
zulu
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(63)
216
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
randall
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(63)
217
Shark Tale (2004)
Marlin Brando.
thefoxboy
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(62)
218
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Not up to 'Speed'.
thefoxboy
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(62)
219
King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
AC
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(62)
220
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Pope George Ringo
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(62)
221
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
noncentz
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(62)
222
Jaws (1975)
Shooting barrel in fish.
soda
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(62)
223
King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Koli
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(62)
224
Small Soldiers (1998)
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo
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(62)
225
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dogzilla.
thefoxboy
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(62)
226
Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Sludge
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(62)
227
Signs (2002)
Sign-field.
thefoxboy
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(62)
228
Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Cheese_Ed
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(61)
229
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
Sal[Au]pian
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(61)
230
The Crying Game (1992)
You've Got Male.
dgbenner
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(61)
231
Flatliners (1990)
I.V. Dead People.
thefoxboy
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(61)
232
Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
E.L.F
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(61)
233
Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
noncentz
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(61)
234
Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Falken
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(61)
235
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
turrell
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(61)
236
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
GHcool
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(61)
237
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
GHcool
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(61)
238
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
BiggerBoat
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(61)
239
Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Sal[Au]pian
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(61)
240
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
MguyX
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(61)
241
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
turrell
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(61)
242
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
AC
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(61)
243
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
BiggerBoat
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(61)
244
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Nuts may contain chocolate.
thefoxboy
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(60)
245
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Sean
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(60)
246
XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Conan The Westy
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(60)
247
American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Josh the cat
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(60)
248
Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
noncentz
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(60)
249
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Your father, he is.
thefoxboy
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(60)
250
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
AC
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(60)
251
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy in cup final.
lemmycaution
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(60)
252
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Sean
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(60)
253
Moonraker (1979)
Bond gives flying f**k.
thefoxboy
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(60)
254
Piano, The (1993)
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution
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(60)
255
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
turrell
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(60)
256
Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
w22dheartlivie
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(60)
257
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
RockGolf
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(59)
258
Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Corduroy Pillow
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(59)
259
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
noncentz
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(59)
260
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Surf's up for Moses.
thefoxboy
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(59)
261
Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
AC
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(59)
262
Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
BiggerBoat
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(59)
263
Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
randall
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(59)
264
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
MM0rkeleb
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(59)
265
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tent isn't ghost proof.
thefoxboy
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(59)
266
Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
E.L.F
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(59)
267
Crash (1996)
Sex life a wreck.
lemmycaution
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(59)
268
Killer Nun (1979)
Smother Teresa.
thefoxboy
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(59)
269
Labyrinth (1986)
A maze in dream.
thefoxboy
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(59)
270
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
As the Crowe Pi's.
thefoxboy
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(59)
271
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is still Bourne.
Conan The Westy
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(59)
272
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Swingers.
thefoxboy
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(59)
273
Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
bife
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(59)
274
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
I seed dead people.
Yukon
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(59)
275
Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Stalean
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(58)
276
Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
AC
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(58)
277
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Lust in space.
lemmycaution
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(58)
278
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow, gift boxed.
thefoxboy
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(58)
279
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy
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(58)
280
Men In Black (1997)
Black Smith.
thefoxboy
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(58)
281
Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
randall
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(58)
282
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
RockGolf
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(58)
283
Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
randall
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(58)
284
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
benj clews
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(58)
285
Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
Montgomery
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(58)
286
Lolita (1997)
Hottie fires up Irons.
lemmycaution
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(58)
287
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
BiggerBoat
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(58)
288
Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
AC
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(58)
289
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
randall
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(58)
290
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Beanmimo
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(58)
291
The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)
From A to Zzzzzzzzz.
Yukon
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(57)
292
Lust For Dracula (2004)
Going down for Count.
thefoxboy
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(57)
293
Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
Pasta la vista.
thefoxboy
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(57)
294
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Corduroy Pillow
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(57)
295
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Diet Pesci.
AC
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(57)
296
Rock, The (1996)
Scot(ch)on the Rock(s).
thefoxboy
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(57)
297
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Fourth be with you.
thefoxboy
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(57)
298
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
zulu
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(57)
299
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Raging Belle.
Montgomery
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(57)
300
Hidalgo (2004)
Lord Of The Reins.
Tori
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(57)
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