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201  Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean 
  Vote (64)   
202  Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews 
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203  Blue Crush (2002)
Tubular belles.
noncentz 
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204  Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Corduroy Pillow 
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205  Super Size Me (2004)
Large thighs with that?
thefoxboy 
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206  Waterworld (1995)
Costner wets himself.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (63)   
207  Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
TitanPa 
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208  Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatlemarinia.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (63)   
209  Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Dead Man: Walken.
Conan The Westy 
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210  Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's beginning.
lemmycaution 
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211  Airplane! (1980)
Just plane jokes.
lemmycaution 
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212  Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
Kruegerbait 
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213  Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
noncentz 
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214  Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
AC 
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215  Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
randall 
  Vote (63)   
216  Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
zulu 
  Vote (63)   
217  Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Not up to 'Speed'.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
218  Small Soldiers (1998)
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo 
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219  King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
AC 
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220  Jaws (1975)
Shooting barrel in fish.
soda 
  Vote (62)   
221  King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Koli 
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222  Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dogzilla.
thefoxboy 
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223  Signs (2002)
Sign-field.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
224  Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Sludge 
  Vote (62)   
225  Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
noncentz 
  Vote (62)   
226  Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (62)   
227  Shark Tale (2004)
Marlin Brando.
thefoxboy 
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228  Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
BiggerBoat 
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229  Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
E.L.F 
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230  Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
noncentz 
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231  Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Falken 
  Vote (61)   
232  Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
turrell 
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233  Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
GHcool 
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234  Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
GHcool 
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235  Flatliners (1990)
I.V. Dead People.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (61)   
236  Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
BiggerBoat 
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237  Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (61)   
238  Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
Salopian 
  Vote (61)   
239  Crying Game, The (1992)
You've Got Male.
dgbenner 
  Vote (61)   
240  Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Salopian 
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241  Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
MguyX 
  Vote (61)   
242  Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
AC 
  Vote (61)   
243  A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
turrell 
  Vote (61)   
244  Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
noncentz 
  Vote (60)   
245  Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy in cup final.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (60)   
246  Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
AC 
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247  Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Sean 
  Vote (60)   
248  Piano, The (1993)
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (60)   
249  Moonraker (1979)
Bond gives flying f**k.
thefoxboy 
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250  Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
turrell 
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251  Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Nuts may contain chocolate.
thefoxboy 
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252  Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (60)   
253  Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Your father, he is.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (60)   
254  Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Sean 
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255  XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Conan The Westy 
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256  American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (60)   
257  Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (59)   
258  Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
As the Crowe Pi's.
thefoxboy 
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259  Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
AC 
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260  Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tent isn't ghost proof.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
261  Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
E.L.F 
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262  Crash (1996)
Sex life a wreck.
lemmycaution 
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263  Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (59)   
264  Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Surf's up for Moses.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
265  My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
noncentz 
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266  Killer Nun (1979)
Smother Teresa.
thefoxboy 
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267  Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (59)   
268  Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
RockGolf 
  Vote (59)   
269  Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
bife 
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270  Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
randall 
  Vote (59)   
271  Labyrinth (1986)
A maze in dream.
thefoxboy 
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272  Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is still Bourne.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (59)   
273  Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Swingers.
thefoxboy 
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274  Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
I seed dead people.
Yukon 
  Vote (59)   
275  Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (58)   
276  Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (58)   
277  Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
AC 
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278  Flesh Gordon (1974)
Lust in space.
lemmycaution 
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279  Lolita (1997)
Hottie fires up Irons.
lemmycaution 
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280  Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
benj clews 
  Vote (58)   
281  Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
Montgomery 
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282  Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
AC 
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283  Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
randall 
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284  Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
randall 
  Vote (58)   
285  Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Stalean 
  Vote (58)   
286  Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
randall 
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287  Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
RockGolf 
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288  Men In Black (1997)
Black Smith.
thefoxboy 
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289  Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy 
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290  Se7en (1995)
Paltrow, gift boxed.
thefoxboy 
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291  Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George looney.
bife 
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292  Mannequin (1987)
Lovemaking For Dummies.
randall 
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293  Star Wait (2005)
DocQueuementary.
thefoxboy 
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294  Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
zulu 
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295  Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Raging Belle.
Montgomery 
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296  Madness Of King George, The (1994)
III Ill.
RockGolf 
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297  Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Warning: Contains sexual references.
thefoxboy 
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298  Calendar Girls (2003)
Those 70's Show.
thefoxboy 
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299  Killer Fish (1979)
Carp Fear.
thefoxboy 
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300  Rock, The (1996)
Scot(ch)on the Rock(s).
thefoxboy 
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