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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 02:56:41
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James Berardinelli : 93% Rotten Tomatoes : 90% Roger Ebert : 84% Peter Travers : 84%
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 03:16:06
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Fun site for horny hetero blokes and lesbians. 
Dating Ariane
I've spent hours here and covered virtually every possible permutation for adventure... Move your mouse over the picture, and try out the options. Ultimately it's all about common sense, try grabbing her norks after introducing yourself and see what happens... 
You've got to give her a good time, make her feel special, impress her with your knowledge and sensitivity, loosen her up with alcohol... then three guesses what might happen.   
The objective is to get her to give you a score of 10/10 at the end of the date. And when you can regularly do that, then find all the other places you can give her a good pounding (there are quite a few). But be careful or she'll dump you for another bloke... or another woman... 
Thanks to foxy for giving me the link to this excellent game. I hate to think how many hours we've spent on it, but I'm pretty sure we've done her in every possible location. 
You can play it on the net, or download it. I downloaded it and it works fine, but you need to allow Activex controls to run.
Sorry Salopian, I'm not sure there's a version for you.  |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 03:22:04
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Thanks to foxy for giving me the link to this excellent game.
  
I think Sean and I could write a complete game walk through to get anyone laid. 
Oh, the game is a bit touchy, it crashes a lot, well the online version does, I haven't downloaded it. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 06:48:11
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quote: Originally posted by Conan The Reporter
Check out The Zimmers. YouTube Wikipedia
I love this, and I just hope that the money they made from this single went to the people who sang in it.
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BaftaBaby  "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 08:48:14
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quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by Conan The Reporter
Check out The Zimmers. YouTube Wikipedia
I love this, and I just hope that the money they made from this single went to the people who sang in it.
Nope, profits went to Age Concern and was the brainchild of a BBC journo to raise awareness of the horrid treatment of the elderly. So watch your step, buddy!! 
A Zimmer frame - if you don't know - is one of those metal walking frames to help the elderly to be more mobile.
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 00:05:45
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quote: Originally posted by thefoxboy
quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Thanks to foxy for giving me the link to this excellent game.
  
This game is a crack-up! She sure is temperamental, though. She just left me for her girlfriend! |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 00:23:02
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quote: Originally posted by MguyX
quote: Originally posted by thefoxboy
quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Thanks to foxy for giving me the link to this excellent game.
  
This game is a crack-up! She sure is temperamental, though. She just left me for her girlfriend!
Play your clicks right and you will have them skinny dipping in the pool.  |
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 00:38:42
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I learned one thing very quickly: watch out when the whisky bottle comes out.  |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 00:41:39
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Her boobs are ok but if you think I'm gonna date a girl who thinks Rembrandt is a Renaissance artist you've got another think coming.
I've got to draw a line somewhere! 
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 00:50:18
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 01:34:47
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quote: Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Her boobs are ok but if you think I'm gonna date a girl who thinks Rembrandt is a Renaissance artist you've got another think coming.
I've got to draw a line somewhere! 
She only goes to the gallery when she's bored.  |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 01:49:35
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She was getting bored waiting for one of you guys to show her a good time, so I gave it to her in the hot tub to keep her happy. 
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 03:44:06
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This game is hilarious! 
She got drunk, went to the cabaret, won the contest, surprised me with a hot tub invitation, got fairly friendly, and she still sent me packing.   |
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 04:01:34
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I guess she doesnt like guys watching her piss. She should have closed the door. I guess she cant handle her liquer though. After a few drinks she headed for the bathroom.
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