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283	peace_meal (107)
284	Eminence Front (106)
285	Mrkidd1994 (106)

Sun shines, people forget

Reviews by 'Eminence Front'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 106 reviews published to date.

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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Ewokalypse now.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (46)

Memento (2000)

Not forward, film review.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (36)

War Games (1983)

Ferris Bueller's 'Day After'.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (33)

Shining, The (1980)

Jack'll nick his son.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Stones become famous.

Mar 26, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

Klute (1971)

Phone with dickin' Jane.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

Hannibal Lecter's cannibal lectures.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Superman (1978)

Hero averts death, Otisburg.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Thriller (1983)

American Werewolf in Neverland.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Untouchables, The (1987)

Costner finds great Ness.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Christmas With The Kranks (2004)

Christmasochists.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Soylent Green (1973)

Not easy eating green.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

American History X (1998)

Norton's brother? Not Furlong.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Sick chick picks pricks.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Citizen Kane (1941)

Xanadu, without the skates.

Mar 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Finding Forrester (2000)

Forrester grump, hermit crabby.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Violent, A to Zed.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)

Woe, woe, pretty woman.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Gone With The Wind (1939)

Tara goes BOOM today.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Roxanne (1987)

'Snout all about appearances.

Nov 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Evening With Kevin Smith, An (2002)

Check out Salient Bob!

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

British zombies rediscover shuffling.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Field Of Dreams (1989)

Farm team crops up.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Four Minutes (2005)

Gone in 239 seconds.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Secretary (2002)

Typo, no-no, uh-oh, WHACKO!

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Sideways (2004)

Giamatti grappa with problems.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Good knight, good Luke.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Aliens (1986)

Ripley Newt to mothering.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cast Away (2000)

Helen Hunt haunts Hanks.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cat People (1982)

Pantless...pant...pant...panther!

Mar 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

For Love Of The Game (1999)

Dances with Pitches, untouchable.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Indecent Proposal (1993)

Millionaire gets Moore, Woody.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Jurassic Park (1993)

T-rex, 20th century, boy.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Magical Mystery Tour (1967)

Too much magic bus.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

One Fine Day (1996)

Pfoxy Pfieffer pfinds pfamily.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Panic Room (2002)

Crouching Foster hittin' Jared.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Peter's Friends (1992)

Unwell swells gather, dither.

Nov 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Pirates Of Silicon Valley (1999)

Masters of the Nerdiverse.

Mar 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Alien� (1992)

Alien in Ellen, yelling.

Oct 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Angel Heart (1987)

Rourke's a rotten egg.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Matrix, The (1999)

Johnny Mnemonic Strikes Back.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Night Of The Hunter (1955)

Sinister minister's fists twist.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Outland (1981)

Bond in moon wrecker.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Paris, Texas (1984)

Wim. Wanders.

Nov 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Quentin Barbarino.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Soul Man (1986)

'Don't Look Black'.

Nov 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Jedi Mauled? Holy Sith!

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Floating city, hidden Vader.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Superman II (1980)

Glass prison?! Thanks, Krypton!

Mar 21, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Total Recall (1990)

Arn earns Kuato's kudos.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Flirting With Disaster (1996)

Meet the parents, repeatedly.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Gattaca (1997)

Undercover brother, rocket man.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Doom whirs mine car.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

K-PAX (2001)

Outre Spacey.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

To Be Or Not To Be (1983)

No 'Springtime for Hitler'?!

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Cube, blast, Cuba, Furious.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Bull Durham (1988)

Nuke! Crash! Hits! Strikes!

Nov 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Cat People (1982)

Nastassja kinki, John hard.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Chinatown (1974)

Precious water, dirty pool.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Down Periscope (1996)

Leaden humor scuttles sub.

Nov 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Ed Wood's Scissorhands.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Frighteners, The (1996)

Action, Jackson hounds Fox.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Last Supper, The (1995)

Entrees with homicide dishes.

Nov 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Space Cowboys (2000)

Jones gets a Harden.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anikin enraged, inflamed, encased.

Oct 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Alien (1979)

Monsters storm Nostromo.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Weaver entangles uneasy Ryder.

Oct 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

American History X (1998)

Neo-Nazi reaps swaztikarma.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Cusack can't control Malkionette.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Cell, The (2000)

Tank Girl. Brainstorm. Splash!

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Ninth Gate, The (1999)

The Book of Kills.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

North Dallas Forty (1979)

Raven giant rams Texans.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Avatar (2009)

Surrealism surrounds cerulean synthetic.

Aug 8, 2010
Unscored

Vote (5)

Crow, The (1994)

Hudson tries ghostbusting again.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Home Alone (1990)

Joe stern, Daniel pissy.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Inception (2010)

Criminal collages subliminal massages.

Aug 9, 2010
Unscored

Vote (5)

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)

Capra crashes cloture club.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Total Recall (1990)

Mars jars Arn's cairns.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Unbreakable (2000)

Jackson, thriller; Bruce, Philadelphia.

Oct 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

2010 (1984)

Europa experiences global warming.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Blonde, Burgundy, Brick, colorful.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Dave (1993)

Real Kline and re-Kline.

Oct 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Deer Hunter, The (1978)

Savage savaged; Walken off.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Heat (1995)

Thief, manhunter, L.A. takedown.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Rounders (1998)

Damon at pithiest.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Scream 3 (2000)

SCREAM! Scream. Scream? *YAWN*.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

Anakin kens kin, unkind.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Swordfish (2001)

Jackman: Brawniest nerd ever.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Time After Time (1979)

Malcolm's to the future.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)

Jacqueline Bisset by kitchen-trigue.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Brainstorm (1983)

Braces embrace Virtual Reality.

Nov 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Putative fugitive makes fakes.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Four Minutes (2005)

Sturdy Bannister really moves.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Bitter Lemmon sours lots.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Prince Of Tides, The (1991)

Nolte sees psychia-tryst.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Yentl (1983)

Yentl has two faces.

Nov 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Jake Blues' Day Off.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)

Iron Chef tenderizes planet.

Jan 25, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Matrix, The (1999)

Whoa! Woe. The One.

Oct 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Road To Wellville, The (1994)

Potholes on roughage road.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

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