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Alien (1979) |
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Film rated 4.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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| Digestion? Kane's not able. |
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| Holm's where heart isn't. |
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| Dinner: Hurt divides ribs. |
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| Space screams still audible. |
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| Chest explodes. That Hurt. |
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| Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo. |
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| Massive indigestion, alien-style. |
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| Internal Alien Hurts Hurt. |
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| John's inner monster exposed. |
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| Houston, we have indigestion. |
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| Ripley: Feminist action hero. |
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| Ripley, save that cat!!!! |
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| 'Jaws' in space: Brilliant. |
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| (Harry) Dean, eggs; Lamb(ert). |
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| Ship's crew are holm-less |
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| Acid drips, Ripley strips. |
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| Hurt's C-section: less successful. |
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| Skerritt scared, John Hurt. |
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| Chest Hurt? Diagnosis: heartworm. |
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| Ripley's game, John's hurt. |
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| Ripley finally gets crotchety. |
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| Nightmare Easter egg hunt. |
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| Weaver sets heroine standard. |
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| Space explorer's stomach Hurt's. |
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| Giant penis eats everyone. |
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| Surprise guest at dinner. |
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| Plain Jane rassles 'restrials. |
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| Bad egg, acid indigestion. |
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| Bursting with eggcitement. |
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| Chestbursts onto the scene. |
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| Astronauts fight face-crabs. |
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| Don't break quarantine protocols! |
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| Egg brakes Nostromo's ship. |
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| Yaphet's flamethrowers don't Skerritt. |
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| Mother awakens unsuspecting crew. |
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| Ripley escapes, pussy intact! |
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| Hurt swallows and splits. |
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| Really, really large tapeworm. |
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| Ripley models space panties. |
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| Bilbo runs on batteries?! |
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| Drooling horror needs antacid. |
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| Hurt's dinner really hurts! |
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| Bilbo Baggins's android days. |
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| Half-naked babe beats bug! |
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| Weaver knickers nick show. |
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| Hurt has horrible heartburn. |
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| Ripley deposes Acid Queen. |
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| Face sucker = space fucker! |
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| Pesti(n)side makes tummy Hurt. |
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| E.T. eats space truckers. |
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| Extending jaws damage chests. |
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| Sigourney's panties in spacesuit. |
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| Crew expendable, Ripley discovers. |
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| Holm's elementary; somewhat impersonal. |
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| Monster feeds two mouths. |
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| Rib-tickling alien action. |
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