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Reviews by 'beluga'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
483
reviews published to date.
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Highlander (1986)
Eternal life's key: Duck!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy gets Hitler's autograph.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Tombstone (1993)
OK gunfight at corral.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Transporter, The (2002)
Shipment didn't include plot.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Therapy is eye-opening.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Patriot, The (2000)
Braveheart 2.0.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Jude = dildo with legs.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Anthropomorphic furnishings run castle.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Magic can't fix scar?
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Revolutions, no new spin.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Owls faster than email.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Supergirl (1984)
Skirt with a cape.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Vader starts replacing parts.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Armageddon (1998)
Earth saved, physics doomed.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
X Files, The (1998)
Bee-grade conspiracy flick.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum gets precious back.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Historical accuracy scalped.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Agent Smith becomes blacksmith.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
TRON (1982)
Bridges really into computers.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Volcano (1997)
Faults both geological, intellectual.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Batman (1966)
Dark Knight lite.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Visiting cop plays kindling.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Horses raped, women ridden.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Bloodsucker bitches to reporter.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Guru gives permanent beer-goggles.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Dante's Peak (1997)
Brosnan studies ash-hole.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Drumline (2002)
Teens beating it.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)
Grant grants geographic growth.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Chicken Run (2000)
Claymation: tastes like chicken!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Aromatic napalm lauded.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Crow, The (1994)
Vengeance wears eyeliner.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Whoring for fish tank.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Top Gun (1986)
Cockpit canopy cooks Goose.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
8 Seconds (1994)
Perry hangs on.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Lansbury's teapot's short, stout.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino sleepy, Williams creepy.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Lion King, The (1994)
Meerkat, warthog preach apathy.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
No horses, just coconuts.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Se7en (1995)
Seven sins become deadly.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Biodegradable hero, recycled plot.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Abyss, The (1989)
Divers crack under pressure.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Anger Management (2003)
Therapy conspiracy cures Sandler.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Breast Men (1997)
Breasts, egos inflated.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Cars get ladies' names.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Stargate (1994)
Spader opens combination lock.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Drunken Master (1978)
Chan endorses alcoholism.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Very invasive surgery.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Game, The (1997)
Happy birthday, you're fucked.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Divine conversations doom Joan.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Timecop (1994)
Time paradox melts senator.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Special guy plays trombone.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Students stand on desks.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dragonheart (1996)
Dragon performs cardiothoracic surgery.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Gattaca (1997)
Adenine, thymine, cytosine, guanine.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Bugs, snakes, brains, PG-13.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Ultimate collector's item found.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Musical whores on parade.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Puck pulls the trigger.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Forced dendrophilia demonstrated.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Big, splashy fight scene.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Other characters ignore Bruce.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
To Die For (1995)
Forecast: frozen seductress.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Breast Men (1997)
Boob builders' biography.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Girl decides penetration needed.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Congo (1995)
Angry white gorillas smash!
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dumbo (1941)
Feather illustrates placebo effect.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Oiled Swede plays cartoon.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Eyes allow customer tracking.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
River Runs Through It, A (1992)
The zen of trout.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Rickman overdoes death scene.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ronin (1998)
Package stolen, re-stolen, re-re-stolen.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Icy intuition instigates investigation.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Snatch (2000)
Omnivorous canine confounds crooks.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
14 year old Queen?
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Watery aliens encourage eco-friendliness.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Medieval hand prosthesis manufactured.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Marooned with puberty.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Divine visions spur murders.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Sharp oddity among conformity.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Natural selection doesn't work.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Warm, fuzzy holiday classic.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Ancient dragons toast England.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
SpaceCamp (1986)
Teens improbably in orbit.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Metal bikini must chafe.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Leatherface strokes with two-stroke.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Volcano (1997)
Unnoticed volcano starts spewing.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Dirt replaces money.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Willow (1988)
'Star Wars', 'LOTR' collide.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Web saves Wilbur's bacon.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gosford Park (2001)
Stabbing victim already dead.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Screwy screw-top surgeries.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Red Dragon (2002)
Broken mirrors replace eyes.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Philandering Bard finds muse.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
One-sided communication in marriage.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Old western steampunk disaster.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Sequel, prequel become entangled.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Depp-cover operative.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Seabass kicks ass.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Election (1999)
Lesbian's girlfriend fucks brother.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Frequency (2000)
Time-delayed radio reception.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
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