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67	Markandlain (1293)
68	Ali (1269)
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Those aren't pillows.

Reviews by 'Ali'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1269 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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Teeth (2007)

Vagina Dentata.

Oct 8, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Rob Roy (1995)

About a Roy.

Oct 7, 2008
Unscored

Vote (15)

Proof (2005)

The Daddy Diaries.

Oct 4, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)

Jewish Bride, The (1997)

I got jew babe.

Oct 3, 2008
Unscored

Vote (23)

Murder Mansion, The (1972)

Haunted House, Sand, Fog.

Oct 3, 2008
Unscored

Vote (3)

Fast Food Nation (2006)

Poo in, poo out.

Oct 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Golden Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1973)

Sinbad, Centaur of Attention.

Oct 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Lone Wolf And Cub: White Heaven In Hell (1974)

Ogami Over for Yagyu.

Oct 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (3)

Pi (1998)

Mathematician does it 22/7.

Oct 1, 2008
Unscored

Vote (15)

Man Who Knew Infinity, The (2015)

The Real Will Hunting.

Oct 1, 2008
Unscored

Vote (6)

Yeti: A Love Story (2006)

'Monkey' on Campers' Backs?

Sep 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Blue Crush (2002)

Big Wednesday meets Baywatch.

Sep 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (1998)

Hobby? Photographing Fairies.

Sep 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (9)

Thinner (1996)

Biggie smalls.

Sep 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (17)

She-Devil (1989)

Barr Trouble.

Sep 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Babe: Pig In The City (1998)

Sequel like a pig.

Sep 17, 2008
Unscored

Vote (18)

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

The don also rises.

Sep 17, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Dying Young (1991)

Expiration Dating.

Sep 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (9)

Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Hash Bridges.

Sep 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Galactic 'President' = Evil.

Sep 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (3)

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

Where the tart is.

Sep 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Chicken From Outer Space, The (1996)

Little Green Hen.

Sep 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Thinner (1996)

The Ultimate Atkins.

Sep 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Day After, The (1983)

Nukes of Hazzard.

Sep 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

PLAINVIEW ABANDONS HIS CHILD.

Aug 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)

(Neo)Con Men.

Aug 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Mist, The (2007)

Misty kill.

Jul 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Bean (1997)

Bean There and Back.

Jul 1, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)

I, Ho.

Jun 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

PLAINVIEW ABANDONS HIS BOY.

Jun 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Ultrachrist! (2003)

Jesusman.

Jun 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bewitched (2005)

Bewitched: Bothersome, Not Bewildering.

Jun 3, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Men Don't Cry: Prostate Cancer Stories (2003)

Pissin' Impossible? Hardly.

May 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (9)

W. (2008)

Brolin banks Bush.

May 14, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Toulouse (1940)

Petite Painter Prefers Partying.

May 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Iron Man (2008)

Stark proves he's 'metal'.

May 11, 2008
Unscored

Vote (9)

Transamerica (2005)

Muff Daddy.

May 10, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

About A Boy (2002)

Boy story.

May 7, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Teeth (2007)

Unholy Orifice.

May 3, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

I'm Not There (2007)

Six Along the Watchtower.

May 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Tarka The Otter (1979)

Otterly dull nature movie.

May 1, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

Similar to another 'Mission'.

Apr 28, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

10,000 B.C. (2008)

10,000 mammoths, Boring Crap.

Apr 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)

Hip Hop Homos (2004)

LL Cool Janes.

Apr 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Thank You For Smoking (2005)

The Insider, with jokes.

Apr 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Nell (1994)

Girl's gone wild.

Apr 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (23)

Shaggy Dog, The (2006)

Woof Daddy.

Apr 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Hip Hop Homos (2004)

Poof Daddy.

Apr 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

Troy (2004)

Troy Story.

Apr 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

Batman (1989)

Grinning gargoyle seals fate.

Apr 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Towering Inferno, The (1974)

Charmageddon.

Apr 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Shooting Porn (1997)

Much ado about fluffing.

Apr 20, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)

Hung So Low.

Apr 18, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

Heir of the Dog.

Apr 18, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Dead-on Willis, DOA.

Apr 18, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

The Fat Spy (1966)

From Russia with Caviar.

Apr 16, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Sex Circus (1969)

Juggling balls.

Apr 16, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

Hip Hop Homos (2004)

MC Homo.

Apr 15, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Stepford Wives, The (2004)

It's a wonderful wife.

Apr 14, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Han, So Cold.

Apr 14, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Lenny Bruce: Swear To Tell The Truth (1998)

Foulmouth falls foul.

Apr 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Depp: Shear genius.

Apr 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (6)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Herald of the Dead.

Apr 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)

Animatrix, The (2003)

Matrix Loaded.

Apr 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Goodnight, sweet penis.

Apr 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

I'm Not There (2007)

They're all Bob, babe.

Apr 8, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Eyes Of Laura Mars (1978)

Eyes see dead people.

Apr 7, 2008
Unscored

Vote (14)

Flash Gordon (1980)

Saviour of the Universe.

Apr 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Boxing (1892)

Title Play Only.

Apr 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (15)

Casper: A Spirited Beginning (1997)

Origin-al ghost.

Apr 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Eternity in a day.

Mar 31, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

King Kong (1933)

Big Ape Goes Bananas.

Mar 31, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Tarka The Otter (1979)

The lives of otters.

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (24)

Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)

Putting 'Al' in Environmental.

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

Zoo (2007)

Hold your horse's cock...

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)

Hos! Hos! Hos!

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (25)

Jesus Cooks Me Breakfast (2007)

Ham and Jesus Toasty.

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (6)

Impotence (1975)

Dead wood.

Mar 29, 2008
Unscored

Vote (24)

Pimpin' 101 (2002)

Ho Selecta.

Mar 28, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Kickboxer (1989)

Jean-Claude reigns.

Mar 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

Israeli Borat.

Mar 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Titanic (1997)

Leo, Kate; Strife Aquatic.

Mar 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Story Of Alexander Graham Bell, The (1939)

Bell of a story.

Mar 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (14)

Life Is Beautiful (1997)

It's a wonderful lie.

Mar 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (18)

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

Cox: Blundering Minstrel I.

Mar 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Animals, queer as folk.

Mar 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Hustle & Flow (2005)

Terrence makes a Stamp.

Mar 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (6)

Sunshine (2007)

Eternal Sunshine, Spotty Film.

Mar 19, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)

Al Bores.

Mar 19, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Diving Bell And The Butterfly, The (2007)

Eye Am (Literary) Legend.

Mar 13, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

How High (2001)

Ivy League, Joint effort.

Mar 10, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Mamma Mia! (2008)

My Three 'Dads?'.

Mar 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

10,000 B.C. (2008)

B.C.? No, just BS!

Mar 8, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

Cloverfield (2008)

Oddzilla.

Mar 7, 2008
Unscored

Vote (11)

Teeth (2007)

Holey Molar.

Mar 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

Plainview'd DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

Feb 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Making A Six-Ton Cheese (1911)

Stil-six-ton.

Jan 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

King Of Chinatown (1939)

I Ching, Ka-Ching!

Jan 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

Oil Tycoon; Milkshake Fan.

Jan 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Teeth (2007)

Cockmuncher.

Jan 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

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