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Reviews by 'Ali'
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Zoo (2007)
Eating a horse. Literally.
Mar 8, 2007
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Zoo (2007)
Men, horses horse around.
Mar 8, 2007
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(9)
Zoo (2007)
Soggy Seabiscuit.
Jul 2, 2007
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(9)
Zoo (2007)
Horse Bride.
Sep 10, 2007
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(18)
Zoo (2007)
'Backing' the wrong species.
Oct 18, 2007
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(9)
Zoo (2007)
Orientation? Horses for courses.
Oct 18, 2007
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(9)
Zoo (2007)
Shag horses, don't they?
Oct 19, 2007
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(16)
Zoo (2007)
Giddy up your arse.
Jan 3, 2008
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(12)
Zoo (2007)
Hold your horse's cock...
Mar 30, 2008
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(10)
Zombie Cop (1991)
Police Corpse.
Mar 29, 2007
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(25)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Hound of the Night.
May 26, 2006
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(3)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Tail from the Crypt.
Jan 30, 2007
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(38)
Zachariah (1971)
Teutonic Hippie Western. Seriously.
Jun 24, 2007
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(4)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
'Scrubs,' in movie form.
May 9, 2007
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(4)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Booksellers in e-flirting horror.
Nov 29, 2006
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(8)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Israeli Borat.
Mar 25, 2008
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(4)
You And Me And Uncle Bob (1993)
Bob's their uncle.
Apr 6, 2007
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(23)
Yojimbo (1961)
Ronin double-crosses mortal enemies.
Jul 31, 2007
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(2)
Yeti: A Love Story (2006)
'Monkey' on Campers' Backs?
Sep 25, 2008
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(7)
Xanadu (1980)
Rollers holler.
Mar 8, 2007
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(6)
X2 (2003)
Fuzzy Elf is Cumming.
May 12, 2006
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(3)
X2 (2003)
Peter has Colossal cameo.
Dec 2, 2006
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(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X-traordinary heroes' final showdown.
May 10, 2006
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(9)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Furry Frasier advises President.
Oct 24, 2006
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(8)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Logan's Heroes.
May 30, 2007
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(22)
X-Men (2000)
Metaphorical mutants fight prejudice.
Dec 20, 2005
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(4)
X Files, The (1998)
Confusing Files get convoluted.
Jan 3, 2008
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(2)
Writer Of O (2004)
O's your (literary) daddy?
Apr 18, 2007
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(4)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Kiwi emulates Roadrunner.
Jan 30, 2007
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(15)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Makin' Bacon with minors.
Jun 8, 2006
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(11)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Paedo cured.
Mar 29, 2007
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(13)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Things change for Author.
Apr 9, 2007
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(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy has lucid dream.
Jan 6, 2007
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(7)
Wiz, The (1978)
Lumet takes the wiz.
Feb 27, 2007
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(7)
Wiz, The (1978)
The Wizard of Dross.
Mar 24, 2007
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(11)
Withnail & I (1987)
Thespians avoid sobriety, buggery.
May 11, 2006
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(5)
With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)
Neo-Cons and Moral Fixation.
Aug 14, 2007
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(8)
With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)
Fanatics disprove Intelligent Design.
Aug 14, 2007
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(16)
With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)
Minority assumes moral majority.
Sep 22, 2007
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(15)
With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)
Dieu Et leur Droit?
Sep 25, 2007
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(7)
With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)
(Neo)Con Men.
Aug 24, 2008
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(11)
Wish For Wings That Work, A (1991)
Wishin' Impossible.
May 15, 2007
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(18)
Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003)
The Ghoulfather.
Nov 24, 2006
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(10)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Making Friends (1998)
Pooh channels Dale Carnegie.
Nov 10, 2006
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(13)
Windtalkers (2002)
Code with the Wind.
Jun 2, 2006
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(9)
Windtalkers (2002)
Ruffalo, soldiers.
Jan 6, 2008
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(20)
Wind That Shakes The Barley, The (2006)
Liberal guilt romanticises IRA.
Jun 28, 2006
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(6)
Wind That Shakes The Barley, The (2006)
Fraternity tale (I)RAtionalises terrorists.
Jun 28, 2006
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(3)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Toad Trip.
May 26, 2006
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(33)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
The Original Chocolate Orange.
Jun 14, 2007
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(9)
Willard (1971)
Employee rats on boss.
Apr 19, 2006
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(4)
Wild Orchid (1990)
Fuck in Rio.
Jan 19, 2007
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(3)
Wild Orchid (1990)
Carr� loves Brazil, nuts.
Nov 13, 2007
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(5)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Weird Wiccans Roast Pig.
Jul 18, 2006
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(18)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Christian's baptism of fire.
Feb 27, 2007
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(17)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Ed dies a virgin.
Aug 14, 2007
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(5)
Who Wants To Be An Erotic Billionaire? (2002)
Lifeline? Ball a friend.
Jan 6, 2008
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(8)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Juicy Jessica rogers Rabbit?
Jan 14, 2007
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(13)
White Oleander (2002)
Stephen Roots for Pfeiffer.
Apr 11, 2006
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(8)
White Chicks (2004)
Ebony brothers = Ivory Sisters.
Nov 18, 2006
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(9)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Ali, Foreman's foremost fight.
Oct 25, 2006
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(8)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Lords of the rings.
Jan 6, 2008
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(10)
When Jesus Was A Kid (1993)
Playing God.
Mar 16, 2007
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(26)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Hag duplicates Meg's order.
Jul 18, 2006
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(3)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Godillac.
May 15, 2007
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(15)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel becomes telepathic wussy.
Jul 15, 2006
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(7)
What Women Want (2000)
Helen spies Mel's crotch.
Nov 8, 2006
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(4)
West Side Story (1961)
Maria feels pretty dead.
Jan 5, 2006
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(8)
Wernher Von Braun (1960)
The Reich Stuff.
Sep 12, 2007
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(22)
Weird Science (1985)
Teenage Horniness; BASIC solution.
Oct 24, 2006
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(8)
Weird Science (1985)
Nerds invade HerSpace.
Sep 25, 2007
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(10)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Walking the dead.
Nov 30, 2006
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(14)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner makes fish-kebab.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Cartoon rabbits ruin Easter.
Nov 13, 2007
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(5)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Fonzy in stillettos shocker!
Dec 2, 2006
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(5)
Watchmen (2009)
Analogous heroes seek murderer.
Jul 12, 2007
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(3)
Watchmen (2009)
Psychic Squid kills millions.
Jan 6, 2008
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(3)
Watchmen (2009)
Fake invasion causes peace.
Jan 6, 2008
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(4)
Warm Nights On A Slow Moving Train (1988)
The Pole Her Express.
Feb 28, 2007
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(18)
Warm Nights On A Slow Moving Train (1988)
Trans-Australia Sexpress.
Feb 28, 2007
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(9)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Mars Attacks.
Apr 17, 2007
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(23)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Aliens, germinated.
Jan 6, 2008
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(5)
War Dance (2007)
Warlords of the Dance.
Apr 11, 2007
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(8)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Gromit Cracks Were-Rabbit Case.
Dec 14, 2006
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(2)
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash committed to convicts.
Dec 8, 2006
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(9)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Cox: Blundering Minstrel I.
Mar 21, 2008
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(4)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Guffman is a no-show!
Jun 2, 2006
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(9)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Long Dong Slimmer.
May 12, 2006
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(6)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Hung So Low.
Apr 18, 2008
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(7)
Wabbit Who Came To Supper, The (1942)
Fudd forfeits in-hare-itance funds.
May 8, 2007
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(7)
W. (2008)
Brolin banks Bush.
May 14, 2008
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(5)
Virtuosity (1995)
Denzel russles Cy-Crowe's Feathers.
May 25, 2006
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(2)
Village, The (2004)
Sylvan society's scared stiff.
Jan 15, 2006
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(6)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Villain Grace.
Jul 9, 2007
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(22)
Vie En Rose, La (2007)
Singer regrets nothing.
Jan 6, 2008
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(9)
Vertical Limit (2000)
Vertical Limit, precipitous story.
Nov 26, 2006
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(9)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Bent Kenobi.
Jan 3, 2008
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(11)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Lucid Dream; Dozy Film.
Aug 1, 2006
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(8)
Van Helsing (2004)
Beckinsale's accent: From Hell!
Jan 5, 2006
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(10)
Vampires vs. Zombies (2004)
Dead set against Dead.
Jun 2, 2007
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(8)
Page Range
Zoo <---> Vampir
Valley <---> Superm
Superm <---> She-De
She's <---> Queen,
Queen' <---> Nottin
Norway <---> Magnol
Madonn <---> Interv
Inheri <---> Goya's
Gorill <---> Erik T
Elvis <---> Cool H
Cookin <---> Blue C
Blow O <---> Americ
Americ <---> 'R Xma
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