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Reviews by 'Ali'
Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1269 reviews published to date.
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Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Wives: Robots in disguise.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Forget Paris (1995)
When Billy Met Debra.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Aslan is Jesus Christ.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Cruise handles truth, Demi.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Hughes loses baby, touch.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Desperate Housewives go anarchic!
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Memento (2000)
.sdrawkcab dlot s'yrots ehT.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Bowfinger (1999)
Satire lampoons Scientology, Hollywood.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa sodomises fat chicks.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
AI sees dead people.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Horny Mickey, suicidal Woody.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Analyse This (1999)
Mobster: 'I miss daddy'.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Verbal Kint's Keyser Soze.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Will Smith plays 'God'.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Horny Potter faces nemesis.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Batman And Robin (1997)
Homoerotic bat-costume has nipples.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
X-Men (2000)
Metaphorical mutants fight prejudice.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Syriana (2005)
Traffic with oil.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Forget-full of meet-cutes.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Untouchables, The (1987)
Ness locks up Capone.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Palpatine seduces Jedi's paladin.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
GoodFellas (1990)
Pesci scares Liotta, audience.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Topkapi (1964)
Ustinov steals diamonds, show.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Man On The Moon (1999)
Comedian fakes own death?
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Penis envy causes death.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Truffaut the Librarian.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
On The Beach (1959)
The Fallout of Oz.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Dracula's Widow (1989)
Bare-fang Contessa.
Dec 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Geckos twist and bite.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Queen's Speech (1999)
The Regina Monologues.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
K-PAX (2001)
Bespectacled alien ameliorates shrink.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman suffers from Eggs-ma.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Shining, The (1980)
Mum's pining; son's shining.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Omen, The (1976)
Warner's face-off with Anti-Christ.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler gets wedding shitters.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Seize the (Opus) Dei.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Match Point (2005)
Allen mixes doubles, genres.
Jan 4, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Match Point (2005)
Woody wins golden slam.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Watts, Harring, audience: bushwhacked.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
West Side Story (1961)
Maria feels pretty dead.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Van Helsing (2004)
Beckinsale's accent: From Hell!
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Threatening Walken's not walking.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Thirteen Days (2000)
Calmer heads avert M.A.D.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
Cross-dressing DeLuise scares silly.
Jan 15, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Village, The (2004)
Sylvan society's scared stiff.
Jan 15, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Exegete exposes holy truth.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Hair (1979)
Hillbilly, Hippie switch I.D's.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Death On The Nile (1978)
Poirot pronounces 'Mia Culpa'.
Jan 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Tom/Cuba/Renee blubberfest.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Mummy, The (1999)
Raiders of Lost Sarcophagus.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Match Point (2005)
Allen's ace serve.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Kirsten: Dunst and Dusted!
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob outspeaks Jay.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
My Giant (1998)
When Billy Met Andr�.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Hudson Hawk (1991)
The Da Vinci Dud.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Lust For Dracula (2004)
Count Fuckula.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Curiosity kills Frenchman, Nazis.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Daughter Coppola disappoints, dies.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Capote (2005)
Author authors non-fiction fiction.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Being There (1979)
Gardiner: Jesus Christ substitute.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Braveheart (1995)
Clash of the Tartans.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
White Oleander (2002)
Stephen Roots for Pfeiffer.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Screwy Springfielders hit cinemas.
Apr 17, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)
A Pie Too Four.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Net, The (1995)
Hacker eludes Hacker-hackers.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Willard (1971)
Employee rats on boss.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Clerks. (1994)
Dead Man Boinking!
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Meeting Venus (1991)
Wife has Venus envy.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Elf (2003)
Will is Subordinate Clause.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Sin City (2005)
Crazed Cannibal's bad hobbit.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Mr Tinkles = Chairman Meow.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Metropolis (1927)
Maria's an iron maiden.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Batman Begins (2005)
Freeman drives Roy batty.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Busty Cops (2003)
Hands up! You're busted!
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Secret Window (2004)
The Dark Half: Redux.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Dogma (1999)
Passion of the Clerks.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
'R Xmas (2001)
Da Christmas Blow out!
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Marie Antoinette (2006)
Aristocrats get legless, headless.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
American Dreamz (2006)
Satire lampoons Bush, Cowell.
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Matador, The (2005)
Bullfighter as Assassin Metaphor.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Marathon Man (1976)
Larry the Loco Dentalist.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Goal! (2005)
El toon Army, Ole!
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicant retires Relatives.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Amadeus (1984)
Austro-Hungarian Idol.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Cruising (1980)
Scent of a Man.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
King Kong Escapes (1967)
Repli-king Kong.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Aliens (1986)
Ripley's Mad about Reiser.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Pie-fucker becomes prison-pie.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Godfather, The (1972)
Mo gets an eye-ful.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Doors, The (1991)
Imaginary Indian Inspires Idol.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Munich (2005)
Assassins assassinate Arab Assassins.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
King Kong (2005)
Watts's Hairy Fling.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Blow Out (1981)
DePalma's unsubtle Hitchcock homage.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Highlander (1986)
Swordsmen clash sabres, accents.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story (2001)
Drums? No arm, done.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Erik The Viking (1989)
Valhalla: The Ultimate Playground.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Mallrats (1995)
Clerks meets Dating Game.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X-traordinary heroes' final showdown.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Along Came Polly (2004)
Grace-ful entry shocks Hubby.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Red, rehabilitated, breaks parole.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
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