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| Teddy replaces Jiminy Cricket. |
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| 'Pinocchio' meets 'Blade Runner'. |
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| Incredible Sci-Fi Pinocchio tale. |
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| Kubrick lives through Spielberg. |
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| H.A.L. in Teddys clothing. |
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| Kubrick's dream project, wasted. |
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| Defective android brat discarded. |
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| Flesh fair freaky affair! |
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| Robot Osment jerks tears. |
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| 2000 years later: awesome. |
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| Joe conducts forefinger romance. |
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| David knows real emotions. |
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| Anorexic aliens are future. |
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| Sorry, kids... unhappy ending. |
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| Spielberg's robotic artificial Kubrick. |
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| Unloved robot wants love. |
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| Astonishing SFX. Ending appalling. |
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| Gigolo Jude? Perfect casting. |
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| Android seeks mother's love. |
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| Blue Fairy doesn't deliver. |
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| Spielberg shouldn't cover Kubrick. |
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| Heart-breaking robot rejection. |
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| Artificial, yes. Intelligence, no. |
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| Pinocchio has oedipal complex. |
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| Spielberg: Kubrick he A.I.n't. |
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| Gepetto finds Radio Shack. |
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| Spectacular, flawed, adult 'Pinocchio'. |
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| Twin Towers survive flood. |
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| Selfish technology creates heartbreak. |
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| Kubrick's freaky robotic love. |
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| Osment superb, ending bizarre. |
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| Even robots hate Spinach. |
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| Spielberg Schmaltz gums circuitry. |
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| Android thinks he's Pinocchio. |
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| Selfish ro-brat wants Mommy. |
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| Kubrick should've asked Burton! |
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| Robo-boy and plastic pimp. |
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| Frozen robot better ending. |
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| Hurt hunts wascally wobots. |
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| Artificial intelligence. 'Real' boy. |
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| Anything's better than this. |
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| Law allows robotic prostitution. |
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| Abandoned tot joins circuits. |
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| Manufactured child wants mommy. |
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| Spielberg's Artificial Infancy. |
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| Where was the intelligence? |
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| Pinocchio with sugar frosting. |
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| Robot's ending alienates viewers. |
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| Eh? Why? Superficial. Irrelevance. |
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| Artificial Entertainment, more like. |
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| Steven's schmaltz skewers Kubrick. |
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| Brilliant mix of geniuses. |
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| Kubrick- genius, Spielberg- butcher. |
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| Osmond sees blue fairies. |
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| Kubrick, Spielberg: smart, saccharin. |
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| David desperately seeking Mommy. |
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| Artificial indeed, lacks Intelligence. |
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| Futuristic Pinochio tests intelligence. |
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| Least quotable Spielberg film. |
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| Spielbrick just doesn't work. |
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