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| Spielberg IS NOT Kubrick. |
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| Kubrick + Spielberg = Clockwork lemon. |
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| Aliens clone robot's mummy. |
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| Osment has Pinocchio Complex. |
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| Artificial kid with emotion. |
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| Spielberg sentimentalizes Kubrick material. |
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| Spielberg forces saccharine epilogue. |
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| Futuristic bionic Pinocchio tale. |
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| Manufactured boy misses mommy. |
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| Jude's mechanical as gigolo. |
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| MechAnnoyed about ending. |
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| Cybernetic sympathizer's interminable submersion. |
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| Artificial, Unintelligent plot. |
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| Spielberg's Pinocchio. Kubrick spins. |
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| Stevie aborts ol' Stanley. |
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| Stanley, Spielberg, sci-fi, superficial. |
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| 'Pinocchio' gets robotic update. |
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| Robotic boy's feelings Hurt. |
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| AImless, plAIntive robotic quest. |
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| Haley's hearty laugh's artificial. |
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| Kubrick fantasy; Spielberg inherited. |
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| Pinocchio, but with robots. |
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| Spielberg's Pinocchio in future. |
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| Jude Bigalow, Robotic gigolow. |
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| Osment: synthetic, submerged, surreal. |
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| Mecha wants life experience. |
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| Artificial stupidity ruins book. |
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| Spielberg attempts 'bicentennial boy'. |
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| Spielberg destroys Kubrick brilliantly. |
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| Woeful Williams as robo-sap. |
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| Jude usually more plastic. |
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| Haley creepy; movie sleepy. |
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| Artificially intelligent film, fails. |
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| Speilberg kills Kubrick posthumously. |
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| Pinocchio for pseudo-intellects. |
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| Speilberg shits on Kubrick. |
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| Stanley's joke on Steven. |
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| Kubrick's illegitimate child. |
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| Spielberg fails Kubrick's noir. |
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| Love can't be programmed. |
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| A.I. Absolutely Incomprehensible. |
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| Spielberg's tedious Oedipal fantasy. |
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| '2000 years later'?! Sucked. |
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| Speilberg's robo cop-out. |
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| Robot waits, audience leaves. |
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| Robot believes Pinocchio tale. |
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| Micro-Brat makes audience weep. |
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| Osment laughing causes nightmares. |
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| Kubrickesque Spielberg / Spielbergian Kubrick ? |
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| Spielberg pukes Kubrick's leftovers. |
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| Spielberg adds artificial coloring. |
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| Boy, teddy, pimp. Disappointing. |
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