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| AImless, plAIntive robotic quest. |
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| Jude's mechanical as gigolo. |
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| Spielbrick just doesn't work. |
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| Robot believes Pinocchio tale. |
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| Robot boy's thinking, feeling. |
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| Spielberg's Artificial Infancy. |
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| Robotic boy's feelings Hurt. |
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| 'Pinocchio' in 22nd century. |
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| Spielberg pukes Kubrick's leftovers. |
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| Spielberg adds artificial coloring. |
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| Mecha wants life experience. |
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| Spielberg attempts 'bicentennial boy'. |
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| Eh? Why? Superficial. Irrelevance. |
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| Kubrick, Spielberg: smart, saccharin. |
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| Law allows robotic prostitution. |
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| Osment superb, ending bizarre. |
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| Robot believes in fairies. |
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| Artificial, lacking Intelligence. |
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| David desperately seeking Mommy. |
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| 'Pinocchio' gets robotic update. |
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| H.A.L. in Teddys clothing. |
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| Joe conducts forefinger romance. |
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| David knows real emotions. |
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| Artificial, Unintelligent plot. |
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| Cybernetic sympathizer's interminable submersion. |
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| Osment: synthetic, submerged, surreal. |
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| Woeful Williams as robo-sap. |
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| Artificial stupidity ruins book. |
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| Spielberg destroys Kubrick brilliantly. |
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| Futuristic bionic Pinocchio tale. |
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| Spielberg shatters Stanley's story. |
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| Abandoned tot joins circuits. |
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| Teddy replaces Jiminy Cricket. |
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| Stanley, Spielberg, sci-fi, superficial. |
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| Robo-kid stalks blue fairy. |
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| Manufactured boy misses mommy. |
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| Defective android brat discarded. |
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| Robot Osment jerks tears. |
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| Kubrickesque Spielberg / Spielbergian Kubrick ? |
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| Pinocchio, but with robots. |
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| Teddy gets Cricket's part. |
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| Heart-breaking robot rejection. |
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| Astonishing SFX. Ending appalling. |
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| Robot's ending alienates viewers. |
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| Pinocchio for pseudo-intellects. |
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| Kubrick's illegitimate child. |
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| A.I. Absolutely Incomprehensible. |
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| Haley's hearty laugh's artificial. |
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| Spielberg: Kubrick he A.I.n't. |
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| Even robots hate Spinach. |
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| Android thinks he's Pinocchio. |
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| Blue Fairy doesn't deliver. |
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| Gigolo Jude? Perfect casting. |
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| Artificial intelligence. 'Real' boy. |
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| Stevie aborts ol' Stanley. |
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| Flesh fair freaky affair! |
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