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Reviews by 'Pumpkin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
544
reviews published to date.
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Sigourney set on stunning.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Mr. Baseball (1992)
Magnum, RBI.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Blame It On Rio (1984)
Demi's breasts before implants.
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Hannibal (2001)
Liotta is brain food.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood is 'Old West'.
May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tombstone (1993)
Big mustaches tame West.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Crossdresser likes to watch.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Kid kills biker's boyfriend.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Bad sequel is herecy.
May 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Road House (1989)
Dirty dancer whips hicks.
May 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Geeky Hall chases redhead.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy adopts couch potato.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Octopussy (1983)
Galore was better Pussy.
May 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Borrowers, The (1997)
Damn pixies steal everything.
May 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
Anna Nicole has penis.
May 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
The Force a virus?
May 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Mad Max (1979)
Police brutality, Aussie style.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Empire Records (1995)
Fast times, record store.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Golden Years (1991)
Janitor's explosion of youth.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
River Runs Through It, A (1992)
Brotherly love smells fishy.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Jaws 3-D (1983)
3-D unnecessary, plot needed.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Net, The (1995)
Cyber-hottie becomes virtual victim.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Sandra pilots sinking film.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Practical Magic (1998)
Beautiful sisters. Dark arts.
May 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Daughter finds mother's insanity.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Sleeping through Sandra's love.
May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Turk 182! (1985)
Hutton paints town red.
May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Supergirl (1984)
Caped comic character's cousin.
May 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Bankrobbers bite Bolivian bullets.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Casino (1995)
Scorsese scorches Sin City.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Conqueror, The (1956)
The Duke plays Mongolian.
May 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid penetrates Short/ Ryan.
May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Erik The Viking (1989)
Vikings find Godly children.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Criminal cowboys' comic capers.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dream Team, The (1989)
Crazies take field trip.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
French repel with insults.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hellraiser (1987)
Body piercing gone wrong.
May 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Hannibal's glory days.
May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Cusack forks Paraguay's president.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
JFK (1991)
Bullshit theories ignore history.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Arnie skins snake cult.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lawn Dogs (1997)
Rich girl befriends gardener.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Samurai mostly drives around.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay robber's true story.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Superman III (1983)
Pryor makes first Pentium.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superman advocates No Nukes.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Superman II (1980)
Criminals quickly learn powers.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Merlin teaches young Arthur.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Robin Hood (1973)
Maid Marian is foxy!
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bambi (1942)
Mom on hunter's wall.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle finds Beast's beauty.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cinderella (1950)
Rides pumpkin, loses shoe.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Boogie bear befriends boy.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Mutt finds rich bitch.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Baby elephant defies gravity.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Cub finds bug-eating friends.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Lady/ Tramp cat style.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Chauffeur tolerates backseat bitching.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Nerds download British bird.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Predator 2 (1990)
L.A.'s alien collects trophies.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Franchise gets neon makeover.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Tommyknockers, The (1993)
Whole town uncovers spaceship.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
Telekinetic bitch-slaps arrogant lads.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Children Of The Corn (1984)
Farm kids sacrifice adults.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Carrie (2002)
Bloody prom night revisited.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Returns (1992)
Keaton's last masked adventure.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
Dynamic duo's swinging sixties.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Princess has midget fetish.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cursing crooks cap cop.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Father-son road trip.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Big (1988)
Puberty hits Hanks hard.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Cul-de-sac crazies cause chaos.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Same schtick, different chick.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Aussies cut a rug.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Jersey boys go shopping.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Knockaround Guys (2001)
Airline loses gangster's luggage.
May 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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FeardotCom (2002)
'The Ring' goes online.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Lies of ancient mariner.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th (1980)
Campers screw then die.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Old whores' memory lane.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Better Lestat than Cruise.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Fright Night (1985)
Undead make bad neighbors.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
Brooks's Dracula sucks hard.
May 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dracula 2000 (2000)
Dracula is actually Judas?
May 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Anti-Christ makes daddy proud.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Trekkies (1997)
Nerds tell their side.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
UHF (1989)
One long Yankovic video.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Guarding Tess (1994)
Cage protects grouchy bitch.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Thing, The (1982)
Doppleganger gets cold shoulder.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Farm boy turns pirate.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Farm girl turns princess.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Iron Giant, The (1999)
Big trashcan actually friendly.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pitch Black (2000)
Space travellers forget flashlights.
May 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Kingpin (1996)
Farrelly movie with balls.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Two morons make movie.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Clooney sleeps with fishes.
May 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Trucks (1997)
Big trucks run amuck.
May 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Another cursed indian graveyard.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Thinner (1996)
Oral sex causes accident.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Storm Of The Century (1999)
Blizzard brings bad business.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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