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Reviews by 'Pumpkin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
544
reviews published to date.
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Zelig (1983)
Great until Allen talks.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Youngblood (1986)
Gibb melts Lowe's heart.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Brooks puts on ritz.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Yentl (1983)
Babs plays crying game.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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XXx (2002)
All soundtrack, no plot.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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X-Men (2000)
Romijn-Stamos, blue and naked.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond vs. painless killer.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Jack's a bedroom demon.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Chocolate-covered morality lesson.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Star-crossed lovers pine, die.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Fresh Prince's blazin' saddle.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Wild Things (1998)
Dillion: luckiest man alive.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Ex-hitman moves to 'burbs.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Drunk saves animated bunny.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Sleeping through Sandra's love.
May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
What's The Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Thief cries when robbed.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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What Women Want (2000)
Mel hears women lusting.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Fatal attraction from beyond.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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What Dreams May Come (1998)
Williams visits hellbound wife.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Dreyfuss safer with shark.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Westworld (1973)
Robot goes apeshit.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Weird Science (1985)
Nerds download British bird.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Singing goofus wins Drew.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Morrison's ghost inspires concert.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Too long SNL skit.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Costner dances with fishes.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
War Games (1983)
Computer hacking before Internet.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Spoiled nutcase dies, dreams.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Costner's Ness, big mess.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood is 'Old West'.
May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
The Ponytail saves Amtrak.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Under Siege (1992)
Beginning of Seagal's end.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
UHF (1989)
One long Yankovic video.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Gump and Scooby Doo.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Turk 182! (1985)
Hutton paints town red.
May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Bubble boy's Fiji dream.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
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True Lies (1994)
Jamie dances for Arnie.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Trucks (1997)
Big trucks run amuck.
May 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
TRON (1982)
Computer nerd goes virtual.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tremors (1990)
Attack of killer gophers.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Trekkies (1997)
Nerds tell their side.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Training Day (2001)
Crooked cop teaches newbie.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Toy Story (1995)
Cowboy has toy envy.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Topper (1937)
Dead Grant annoys Young.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Top Gun (1986)
Tom uses booster seat.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bond vs. Citizen Kane.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Tommyknockers, The (1993)
Whole town uncovers spaceship.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Tommy Boy (1995)
SNL road trip skit.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tombstone (1993)
Big mustaches tame West.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Film ruined another game.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
Can't act or swim.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Three To Tango (1999)
Mathew Perry's NOT gay?!
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Three Kings (1999)
Spilled milk excites village.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Ancient rockers still rolling.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Ghosts make jail break.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Thinner (1996)
Oral sex causes accident.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Thing, The (1982)
Doppleganger gets cold shoulder.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Dillon's sleaziness is priceless.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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The Family Man (2000)
Cage picks dull life.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Shakespeare by drunken knobs.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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That Thing You Do! (1996)
Hanks's one hit wonders.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
C3PO's ancestor runs amok.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
A good killing machine?!
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Cabbie frees favorite hooker.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Killer with gay vibe.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Merlin teaches young Arthur.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Chicks sing about dicks.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superman advocates No Nukes.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Superman III (1983)
Pryor makes first Pentium.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Superman II (1980)
Criminals quickly learn powers.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Superman (1978)
Eye glasses= perfect disguise.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Supergirl (1984)
Caped comic character's cousin.
May 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Super Troopers (2001)
Syrup chugging good time.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Has-been snags unemployed screenwriter.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Fox is animated mouse.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Stripes (1981)
'Police Academy', only funny.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Aussies cut a rug.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Street Fighter (1994)
Game over... THANK GOD!
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Strange Days (1995)
Mind injected snuff films.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Storm Of The Century (1999)
Blizzard brings bad business.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Meyer naked, Richards not!
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Stargate (1994)
'Crying Game' with sand.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
History's greatest villian repents.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Empire ties the score.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader chokes non-believers.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Should've cloned better actors.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
The Force a virus?
May 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Young Darth says 'Yippee'?
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Bald chick channels aliens.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
About time Kirk dies.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Klingons dying, Kirk rejoicing.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Thought Shatner was God!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Old trekkies go fishing.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Search for new careers.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Stand, The (1994)
America catches the plague.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Stand By Me (1986)
Morbid kids' field trip.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Splash (1984)
Hannah smells like tuna.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Tobey saves Kirsten, repeatedly.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Sandra pilots sinking film.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Soylent Green (1973)
People taste like chicken.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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