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Reviews by 'Pumpkin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
544
reviews published to date.
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Babysitter gets hazard pay.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Lies of ancient mariner.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Bening cheats. Spacey dies.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Dog bite ruins vacation.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1989)
Burton got Gotham right.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Deep swimmers. Deep movie.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bugsy Malone (1976)
Godfather with singing children.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Criminal cowboys' comic capers.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Nerd rents hottie's love.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Carrie (1976)
Chick kills pig killers.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Rug muncher changes teams.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Die Hard (1988)
Willis ruins Rickman's Christmas.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay robber's true story.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dogma (1999)
Kevin Smith, hell bound.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Dr. No (1962)
Ursula's bikini wows Bond.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dream Team, The (1989)
Crazies take field trip.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Erik The Viking (1989)
Vikings find Godly children.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Sigourney set on stunning.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Goldfinger (1964)
Butler kills with bowler.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Mobsters get just desserts.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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High Plains Drifter (1973)
Eastwood's ghost gets revenge.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
It (1990)
Sewer-dwelling killer clown.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jaws (1975)
Shark finds human buffet.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Entire Askewniverse's last gasp.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jungle Book, The (1967)
Boogie bear befriends boy.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Whore Basinger humps Crowe.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Andrews dances with penguins.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Memento (2000)
Backwards = great. Forwards = plain.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Midnight Express (1978)
Escape from Third World.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
French repel with insults.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Boy saves fantasy princess.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Pi (1998)
Movie version of homework.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Farm girl turns princess.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Race for God's lunchbox.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Robin Hood (1973)
Maid Marian is foxy!
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Prison rape, prison escape.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Silverado (1985)
Costner's only watchable western.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Empire ties the score.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Storm Of The Century (1999)
Blizzard brings bad business.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Super Troopers (2001)
Syrup chugging good time.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Topper (1937)
Dead Grant annoys Young.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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TRON (1982)
Computer nerd goes virtual.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Chocolate-covered morality lesson.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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X-Men (2000)
Romijn-Stamos, blue and naked.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Brooks puts on ritz.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Angel Heart (1987)
Naked Cosby kid, creepy.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Soldiers take road trip.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Unicorns. Origami. Androids. Darkness.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Brooks's western buddy film.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
It's snobs vs. slobs.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Bogart outsmarts Nazis.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Casino (1995)
Scorsese scorches Sin City.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Baby elephant defies gravity.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Foreign languages excite Jamie.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Fletch (1985)
Comical version of Bond.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Frailty (2001)
Angels advise murder spree.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Fright Night (1985)
Undead make bad neighbors.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Effects don't overshadow story.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Crime family very organized.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Brotherly love, Italian style.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Retired thief's reunion tour.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gone With The Wind (1939)
Hottie loses both men.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Millions slaughtered, Williams laughs.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Brooms. Wands. Pointy hats.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Heathers (1988)
Ryder shoplifts student's lives.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Bruce steals across Europe.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro nails Fonda, quickly.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Carson Daly gets bashed.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
King Kong (1933)
Monkey tours Big Apple.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Mutt finds rich bitch.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Shue hooker? I'd pay!
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Lumberjacks beware! Trees upset.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lost Boys, The (1987)
'Dracula' meets MTV.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Love Bug, The (1968)
German car comes alive.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Jersey boys go shopping.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Road trip from hell.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Omen, The (1976)
Couple adopts Satan's son.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino's 'dead nigger storage'.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Rednecks go baby shopping.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cursing crooks cap cop.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Curry deflowers virgin Sarandon.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead doctor's house calls.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Hills alive with music.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Stand, The (1994)
America catches the plague.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
C3PO's ancestor runs amok.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Ancient rockers still rolling.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Tremors (1990)
Attack of killer gophers.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Graffiti (1973)
George Lucas's 'Happy Days'.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Angela's Ashes (1999)
Siblings dropping like flies.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
Made food fights popular.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Hanks has last fling.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bedazzled (1967)
Cook is devilishly funny.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Princess Leia stalks Belushi.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Judd peeks Molly's panties.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chinatown (1974)
Jack discovers incest plot.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Cinderella (1950)
Rides pumpkin, loses shoe.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Arnie skins snake cult.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Doors, The (1991)
Val breaks on through.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien invents cell phone.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fly, The (1986)
Human fly wants mate.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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