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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| Clone rangers defeat droids. |
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| Love struck panickin' Anakin. |
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| Binks votes for disaster. |
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| Clones battle droids, plausability. |
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| Green puppet becomes CGI. |
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| Padme stripped in stadium. |
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| Jedi clueless, Empire born. |
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| Discover why Luke whines. |
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| Jedi arrogance signals downfall. |
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| George's obsession: limb amputation. |
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| Brilliance in Palpatine plotline. |
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| Arrogant adolescent. Amputated arm. |
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| Anakin Skywalker: scary stalker. |
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| Anakin's trouser lightsabre activated. |
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| Yoda's disability benefit withdrawn. |
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| Vader goes through puberty. |
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| Anakin's arm needed clone. |
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| Anakin's tantrums are murder. |
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| Queen Amidala gets porked. |
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| Anakin finds Dooku disarming. |
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| Fett family made awesome! |
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| Yoda opens can o'whupass. |
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| Yoda enForces Jedi supremacy. |
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| Padme beholds Anakin's lightsaber. |
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| George Lucas redeems legacy. |
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| Anakin starts becoming Vader! |
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| Vader's bad parenting exposed. |
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| Yoda slaps Sith supporter. |
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| Indecipherable plot- saviour Yoda. |
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| Vader without his helmet. |
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| Anakin throws adorable tantrums. |
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| Love starved Jedi wanton. |
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| Anakin screws audience, Padme. |
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| Where Lucas should've started. |
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| Lucas clones reliable concept. |
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| Uh-oh: Best actor's Yoda! |
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| Clone army: Fett accompli. |
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| Lucas clones Lucas, again. |
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| Nitwit newt empowers Emperor. |
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| Politician marries creepy stalker. |
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| Cloned style over substance. |
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| More romance between codfish. |
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| Yoda: flying, glowing windmill. |
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| Amidala marries boy: PERVERT! |
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| More annoying lightsaber sounds. |
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| Amputation runs in family. |
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| Natalie's nipples attract jedi. |
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| Should've cloned better actors. |
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| Yoda shines, Anakin whines. |
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| Prequel regains shaky footing. |
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| Obi-Wan inadvertantley creates evil. |
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| Heavy breathing, different reason. |
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| Lucas blasts clones, screenplay. |
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| Yoda rocks, script flops. |
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| Anakin ages, Padme doesn't. |
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| Dooku leaves Anakin short-handed. |
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| Vader starts replacing parts. |
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| Yoda does Uma impression. |
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| Dooku threatens Naboo Senator. |
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| Yoda... twirling Tasmanian Devil! |
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| Anakin cries, sandpeople die. |
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