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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

(2002)
327 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Jar-Jar's jarring pickaninny routine.
calmer 
  Vote    
Lucas's attack of groans.
randall 
  Vote (17)   
Anakin: the pube years.
AC 
  Vote (34)   
Dooku threatens Naboo Senator.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Lucas blasts clones, screenplay.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Cloned style over substance.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Anakin: Padme at hello.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (37)   
So Dooku is bad?
thefoxboy 
  Vote (13)   
Obie won this battle.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (22)   
Time to face Fetts.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (4)   
Jules joins the force.
kolo 
  Vote (7)   
Annoying, Yoda's syntax is!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Anakin. Padme's Jedi bitch.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Anakin sithing with anger.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Darth: Too Smoochy.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
For Mace, be Windu.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Ani mated.
Sludge 
  Vote (52)   
Handy bot-building skills.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Game of Clones.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Anakin thinks Padme's SWEII.
noncentz 
  Vote (6)   
Send out the clones.
noncentz 
  Vote (22)   
Dooku's army starts work.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Lucas passes 'number two'.
demonic 
  Vote (18)   
Muppet with attitude- unimpressive.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
So-Dooku's numerically superior?
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Dark Force's inSidius.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Lucas clones Lucas, again.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Not Darth enough (yet).
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Vader's awkward, boring youth.
Montgomery 
  Vote (12)   
Anakin's arm needed clone.
Tori 
  Vote (3)   
Jar-Jar stuffs up again.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (10)   
Darth Vader begins descent.
bife 
  Vote    
Padme flirts with 'Darth'.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Yoda is hopping mad!
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Anakin, Padme's Romantic Sci-Fi.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Anakin aiking for Padme.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Meet the Fetts.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (20)   
Anakin ages, Padme doesn't.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (28)   
Clones are Jango counterFetts.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (12)   
Anakin reveals Darthly leanings.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Anakin's princess guard duty.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Lucas 'Clones' sci-fi scripts.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Padme on all force.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Lucas's attack of crap.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Anakin- still breathing fine.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (16)   
Stormtrooper hits his head!
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Binks stinks as Senator.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Anakin needs hand up.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Windu whacks Boba's dad.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Jangos Fett.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote    
Boba beholds begetter's beheading.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Jango's clo(w)ning around.
Chris C 
  Vote (1)   
Jangoistic.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (1)   
Boba begins revenge tale.
turrell 
  Vote (4)   
Naboo-tiful first kiss.
elchico 
  Vote    
Clone rangers defeat droids.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Adolf Hitler in space.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Green puppet becomes CGI.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Yoda Forces hand.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Boba loses fight, head.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Clones battle droids, plausability.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Binks votes for disaster.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Ants in Yoda's pants.
Batty 
  Vote (9)   
Army of 1,000 Fetts.
redPen 
  Vote (2)   
Lucass Cloned.
shoon 
  Vote (3)   
Yoda brandishes his sabre.
shoon 
  Vote (3)   
DoppleJangoes.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Lucas: just cloning around.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
Star Wars's teen flick.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Boba left all a-clone.
Ken 
  Vote    
Lethal Orphan Ani.
RockGolf 
  Vote (22)   
Warning: May contain Jar-Jar.
Stalean 
  Vote (36)   
Anakin's 'Dark Lord' aroused.
Stalean 
  Vote (10)   
Palpatine's just cloning around.
Stalean 
  Vote (5)   
Yoda... twirling Tasmanian Devil!
Stalean 
  Vote (2)   
Anakin massacres sand people.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
R2D2 could fly?
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Love struck panickin' Anakin.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Yoda finally shows spirit.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Padme rattles Anakin's saber.
Paddy C 
  Vote (7)   
Young Jedi in love.
teddychan 
  Vote (6)   
Jar Jar mercifully marginalized.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Not this Sith again!
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Padme and Anakin frolic.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (4)   
Bantha-sized plot holes.
rri1 
  Vote (6)   
Anakin romances, Jar-Jar prances.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (2)   
Prequel regains shaky footing.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
Fett 'spawns' an army.
Ali 
  Vote (5)   
Anakin craves Padme's Naboobies.
Ali 
  Vote (19)   
First Jango in Geonosis.
Falken 
  Vote (2)   
Insane Clone Posse.
Falken 
  Vote (2)   
Petulalant twit woos hottie.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (9)   
Entire army looks alike.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (1)   
Poppa Fett.
soda 
  Vote (3)   
Dooku leaves Anakin short-handed.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Begins, Clone war does.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (4)   
Moppet now stroppy teen.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Beauty in Jedi beholder.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Yoda: Muppet on crack.
dlanod 
  Vote (14)   
Cloned teen romance.
Sean 
  Vote (12)   
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