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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| Padme beholds Anakin's lightsaber. |
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| Padme stripped in stadium. |
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| Padme flirts with 'Darth'. |
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| Psst, Padme: Anakin sucks. |
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| Arrogant apprentice loves unlawfully. |
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| Future Vader Tusken hater. |
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| Yoda saves the franchise. |
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| Boba begins revenge tale. |
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| Portman bare midriff gratuitous! |
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| Amputation runs in family. |
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| Clone army: Fett accompli. |
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| Clones, drones, and hormones. |
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| Anakin's arm needed clone. |
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| Yoda opens can o'whupass. |
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| More romance between codfish. |
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| Less Muppets, more Force. |
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| Clones are attacking, duh! |
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| Jedi arrogance signals downfall. |
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| Second class Force farce. |
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| Mum's demise: Darth storm. |
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| Portman digs phallic weapons. |
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| Lucas: just cloning around. |
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| Anakin romances, Jar-Jar prances. |
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| Count Dracula = Count Dooku! |
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| Padawan pokes political Padme. |
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| Crippled Yoda proves worth. |
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| Jackson triumphs in purple. |
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| Prequel regains shaky footing. |
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| Lepricaun bounces off walls. |
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| Palpatine's just cloning around. |
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| Yoda... twirling Tasmanian Devil! |
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| Anakin's 'Dark Lord' aroused. |
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| Warning: May contain Jar-Jar. |
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| Yoda: mean, green, serene. |
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| Yoda flies. Strings attached? |
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| Heavy breathing, different reason. |
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| Yoda does Uma impression. |
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| Green Hobbit fights Saruman. |
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| Handy bot-building skills. |
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| Anakin sithing with anger. |
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| Anakin cries, sandpeople die. |
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| Arrogant adolescent. Amputated arm. |
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| Death Star plans revealed. |
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| Yoda brandishes his sabre. |
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| Obi-Wan inadvertantley creates evil. |
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| McGregor coaches daft Vader. |
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| Anakin's tantrums are murder. |
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| Nitwit newt empowers Emperor. |
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| Lucas destroys your childhood. |
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| Lucas clones saccharine romance. |
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| Anakin Skywalker: scary stalker. |
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| Natalie's nipples attract jedi. |
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| Cloned New Zealanders. Nooooo! |
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| Muppet with attitude- unimpressive. |
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| So-Dooku's numerically superior? |
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| Yoda: Yoyo with lightsaber! |
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| Yoda slaps Sith supporter. |
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