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Reviews by 'bife'
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with a total of
4539
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American History X (1998)
Racist killer seeks redemption.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bogus history, excellent adventure.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Ted bowls maiden over.
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Super Ted saves babes.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon discovers water bombs.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Phonebox, historically important.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
History Report, The Movie.
May 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Abraham Lincoln parties on.
May 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon becomes a 'dude'.
May 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford has skin job.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Bag o' shite. Not.
Mar 20, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Ali G indastates.
Apr 1, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Pits Pitt against Pitt.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(27)
Fight Club (1999)
Brad Hit.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(25)
Fight Club (1999)
Definition of in-fighting.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton fights personal battle.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(14)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton needs Ed examined.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Fight Club (1999)
Ed, wrong in head.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Norton battles inner demon.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Fight Club (1999)
Brad Pitt's a hallucination.
May 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Hotel hideaway.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Hotel encourages cockroach infestation.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
UN, who's army?
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Leon (1994)
Tough hitman goes soft.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
The hitman and her.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu instant Kung-Fu expert.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Dude, Where's My Oracle?
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Matrix, The (1999)
The Oracle dispenses wisdom.
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
The Oracle, The One.
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Asylum seeker loses appeal.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(12)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Chief: strong silent type.
May 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Cracker Jack.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(14)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson loses his mind.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack, half a mind ...
May 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Wall comfortably numbs Geldof.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Pink Floyd on drugs.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Pink remembers Vera Lynn.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Roger Waters's mind-bending autobiography.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Binge of troubled Waters.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Eyebrows no longer fashionable.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Class. Action. Lawsuit.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Judge Bollocks hangs obscenely.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Watch 'passed through' generations.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(35)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolting place to die.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(14)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bruce gets shitty heirloom.
Jul 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange black and blue.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Unhealthy Orange.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop's hearing deteriorates rapidly.
Apr 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Tarantino shows true colours.
Apr 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead man neglects wife.
Apr 2, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Original 'see dead people'.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Jury on trial.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda's eleven, oceans apart.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Jury acquits itself well.
Oct 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda converts jury.
Nov 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Challenger overcomes 11/1 odds.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
8 Mile (2002)
Basinger loves her M&M.
Jun 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem faces the music.
May 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Alien (1979)
John's inner monster exposed.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Am�lie (2001)
Even gnomes boycott France.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Gangster (2007)
Washington abuses dead soldiers.
Oct 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Jaguar almost extinct.
Nov 15, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Babe (1995)
Pig rounds up sheep.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Pig tale.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich being, well, Malkovich.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Big Fish (2003)
DeVito's bum too hairy.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Big Fish (2003)
Ewan becomes Albert.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death plays live gig.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Ted back from dead.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Bill & Ted. Dead.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death-defying dudes.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Keanu has evil counterpart.
May 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Keanu Reeves, cheating Death.
May 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Band suffers a Death.
May 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Bill dies, encounters Death.
May 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Future rockers play Twister.
Nov 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cops get the blues.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Band on the run.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(41)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Blues, in black.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Black and blues.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Robber band.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Men in Black
Feb 20, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Boundin' (2003)
Naked sheep bounces proudly.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
DT: The extra curricula.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Molly feels a Judd-er.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Nerd writes Nelson's column.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bridge To Terabithia (2007)
Rope proves ropey.
Aug 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Champ, The (1979)
Boxer makes son cry.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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City Of God (2002)
The boys from Brazil.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Crash (2004)
Haggis creates racial tension.
Apr 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Crash (2004)
Farhad's shooting blanks.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Crying Game, The (1992)
Never Mind The Bollox.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Crying Game, The (1992)
IRA discover secret weapon.
May 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Dil carries concealed weapon.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Forest, but no bush.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Old-fashioned rap inspires students.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dead Poets Society (1989)
Williams needs no introduction.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Adds another dead poet.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie's death saves rabbit.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Finding Neverland (2004)
How Peter became Pan.
Jul 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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