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Reviews by 'bife'
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Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4539
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Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Music Therapy
Jan 18, 2024
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Platform, The (2019)
The Hunger, Mind Games
Aug 18, 2021
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Django Unchained (2012)
Foxx, hunting
Feb 23, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)
Fast and the Furryous
Feb 20, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Men in Black
Feb 20, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Aquaman (2018)
Shipwreck houses huge chest
Jan 29, 2019
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lego Movie, The (2014)
Brick Bat
Mar 3, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)
Gru, some sequel!
Aug 8, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Hart attack
Feb 11, 2013
Unscored
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Brave (2012)
Scottish independence campaign succeeds
Aug 9, 2012
Unscored
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(4)
Trial Of Joan Of Arc (1962)
Trial; life at stake
Aug 9, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Green Is The Color Of Money (2007)
Building, a Shedd
Aug 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
The Martians are Coughing ...
Apr 18, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
A Fistful of Latinum.
Mar 27, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Joyeux Noel (2005)
Football is war.
Mar 21, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Karate Cub
Mar 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
One Small Step: The Story Of The Space Chimps (2003)
Captive apes given space
Mar 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Soccer Dog: European Cup (2004)
Coach barks at team
Mar 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Blazing Saddle
Mar 17, 2012
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Loft (2014)
Top love spot discovered.
Sep 3, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Loft (2008)
Boys in the Attic.
Sep 3, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Monkeys begin world tour.
Aug 14, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Caesar comes, sees, conquers.
Aug 14, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Queen, The (2006)
Dame progresses to Queenhood.
Aug 9, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Hot tart rises.
Aug 9, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Emperor William's Yacht 'Meteor' (1901)
Meteor causes a splash.
Aug 8, 2011
Unscored
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Peter Pan (1960)
Petra Pan.
Jun 4, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Source Code (2011)
Groundhog 8 Minutes.
Apr 24, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
The Longest Day.
Apr 24, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Angels In The Outfield (1994)
God squad play ball.
Apr 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
The God father.
Apr 22, 2011
Unscored
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(5)
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Quayle gardens.
Apr 22, 2011
Unscored
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Micmacs (2009)
Arsenal overrun by French.
Apr 18, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Soule of the Party.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
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Gomorrah (2008)
Sod 'em in Gomorrah.
Apr 17, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Step Brothers (2008)
Brother John.
Apr 15, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Spetters (1980)
Rutger rides bikes, girls.
Apr 12, 2011
Unscored
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Volunteers (1985)
Tuttle tale.
Apr 12, 2011
Unscored
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Best Of Colin's Sleazy Friends, The (2001)
Porn, videos.
Apr 12, 2011
Unscored
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Get Carter (1971)
Caine able; brother murdered.
Apr 10, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Jones Gives A Private Supper (1899)
Party like it's 1899.
Apr 9, 2011
Unscored
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Suspect X (2008)
The Nutty Maths Professor.
Mar 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rabbit Without Ears (2007)
Ludo gets played.
Mar 25, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Cooking the books.
Mar 24, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Black Swan (2010)
Crazy, about ballet.
Feb 10, 2011
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Green Hornet, The (2011)
Chinese engineer, deadly hornet.
Jan 30, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Little Fockers (2010)
Mother Focker.
Jan 14, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
We'll be back.
Jan 10, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Wasp raped by man.
Jan 10, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Happy Housewife, The (2010)
Carice silences her lambs.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris, wheels.
Oct 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Last Airbender, The (2010)
Fire Nation ires nations.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Last Airbender, The (2010)
Another Avatar in 3D.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Sold (2009)
Lithuanian Clay exported, exploited.
Aug 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elder Jackson (2010)
Mormon keeps thoughts K.Leen.
Aug 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Elder Jackson (2010)
Missionary digs Clay.
Aug 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Elder Jackson (2010)
Kathy's made of Clay.
Aug 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Inception (2010)
Dream on.
Jul 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Bee Movie (2007)
House swarming buzzes.
Jun 20, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
Boxing (1892)
Hits of the 90s.
Jun 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Kes (1969)
Bird, in the hand.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Xcalibur (2007)
Merlin wand grows larger.
Jun 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
17 going on 70.
May 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
Frat Pack.
May 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Death induces weight loss.
Apr 18, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Katie Tippel (1975)
Keetje turns pro.
Apr 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
The Little Bad Wolf.
Apr 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Giant squid gets stoned.
Apr 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
3Dragons.
Mar 22, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Avatar (2009)
Jake finds his feet.
Mar 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Up In The Air (2009)
Clooney, Kendrick; fire works.
Mar 13, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Years of the Tiger.
Feb 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
De Storm (2009)
Putting 'Zee' in Zeeland.
Feb 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Fun In A Bakery Shop (1902)
Crusty, the clown.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Panorama Of Eiffel Tower (1900)
One sight in Paris.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dog Factory (1904)
Sausage dogs.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Stuart Littler.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Deep Throat (1972)
Many gags, no laughs.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Decade Under The Influence, A (2003)
10 years; movies, fun.
Nov 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fever Pitch (1997)
Up the Arse!
Aug 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Junior (1994)
Mrs Universe.
Aug 18, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Return of the King.
Jun 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Nim's Island (2008)
Home Alone, island edition.
Jan 2, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Jim Carrey ruins christmas.
Jan 2, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Baran (2001)
Baran makes tea, leaves.
Jan 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Erik Of Het Klein Insectenboek (2004)
Kid takes 'bookworm' literally.
Jan 1, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Persepolis (2007)
Sketchy view of Iran.
Jan 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Nine Queens (2000)
Con Juan.
Jan 1, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Relative Strangers (2006)
Gagging on manure.
Dec 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Eastern Promises (2007)
Viggo jiggles his assets.
Dec 28, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
US GAAP's gaps.
Dec 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Mossad agent bangs civilians.
Dec 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Polar Express, The (2004)
Santa makes tracks.
Dec 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Bolt (2008)
Dog Story.
Dec 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)
Red's on the bed.
Dec 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Case Against The 20% Federal Admissions Tax On Motion Picture Theatres, The (1953)
Film stars need de-tax.
Nov 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Rocker battles 8Ds malaise.
Nov 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)
About a boyo.
Nov 22, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You In The Closet And I'm Feeling So Sad (1967)
Dad, closet homo sapien.
Nov 22, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)
Red faces in Hollywood.
Nov 22, 2008
Unscored
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