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Reviews by 'bife'
Current status of
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with a total of
4539
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'E' (1981)
The King And E.
Aug 25, 2004
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'E' (1981)
B? E!
Aug 25, 2004
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(9)
'E' (1981)
A B, see.
Aug 25, 2004
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(3)
'E' (1981)
A B?
Nov 13, 2004
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(1)
'E' (1981)
Ead bybsight confusbs King.
Nov 13, 2004
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(8)
'R Xmas (2001)
Christmas dinner: just coke.
Sep 21, 2005
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(1)
'Salem's Lot (2004)
Lowe-point for vampires.
Nov 5, 2005
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'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Luke, use the fortissimo.
Apr 29, 2006
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(35)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Snowsmurfs.
Oct 6, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
What's up doc!-umentary.
Jul 25, 2004
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(23)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Elmer Fuxx's up.
Jul 25, 2004
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(14)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bugs Bunny, with bugs.
Jul 25, 2004
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(4)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bunny fluffs his lines.
Jul 25, 2004
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bugs, 51� years old.
Sep 12, 2004
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**** (1967)
A day's filming.
Feb 24, 2005
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*batteries not included (1987)
*Aging cast are included.
Nov 19, 2004
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(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Cowboy Chase.
Apr 24, 2006
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(2)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton very accommodating.
Feb 28, 2005
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(33)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Another tower in Paris.
Feb 18, 2005
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(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris gets shafted.
Feb 18, 2005
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(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Rick investigates Paris attractions.
Feb 18, 2005
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Taking in Paris sights.
Feb 18, 2005
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton knows dick.
Feb 18, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris gets her fill.
Feb 18, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton is fully occupied.
Feb 18, 2005
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(35)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris laid bare.
Feb 18, 2005
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(7)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
The Hilton is full.
Feb 18, 2005
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(15)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Making love in Paris.
Feb 18, 2005
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
In to the Hilt.
Feb 22, 2005
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(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
The cream of Paris.
Aug 12, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris shows sordid side.
Dec 2, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
French letter in Paris.
Dec 15, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris is f***** up.
Jan 11, 2007
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(2)
1,000 Dollars A Minute (1935)
A grand spending spree.
Aug 10, 2005
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(10)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Bread, with added cream.
Sep 2, 2005
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bo- 10/10.
Mar 9, 2004
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(2)
10 (1979)
Bo-motion.
Jul 3, 2005
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(18)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Running, for 10 minutes!!!
Jul 21, 2004
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(3)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Shay Fox smiles coyly.
Jul 21, 2004
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(1)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Guy shoots himself running.
Jul 21, 2004
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(23)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Runner directs himself.
Jul 21, 2004
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(1)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Run GHcool, Run.
Jul 21, 2004
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(10)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
GHcool runnings.
Jul 22, 2004
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(28)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
School runnings.
Mar 9, 2005
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(13)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Director is Cool.
Aug 10, 2005
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(1)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
GHcool gets the runs.
Feb 20, 2006
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare, a-Ledgerdly.
Aug 16, 2004
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(16)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
A grand coming together.
Aug 24, 2005
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(10)
1000 Marys (2001)
Virgins galore.
May 16, 2007
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Dogs spotted.
Jan 24, 2005
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(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella squeezes spots.
Jan 24, 2005
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(5)
101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Mum, son share lover.
Nov 25, 2004
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1997)
12 more angry men.
Feb 16, 2006
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(6)
12:01 PM (1990)
Eternally lunchtime.
Sep 19, 2005
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(1)
12:01 PM (1990)
1/24th of Groundhog Day.
Sep 19, 2005
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(1)
12:01 PM (1990)
Repeated on the hour.
Sep 19, 2005
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(1)
18 Again! (1988)
18 going on 81.
Jan 4, 2006
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(1)
200 Motels (1971)
Zappa and the Motel.
Apr 27, 2005
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24 Year-Old Virgin, The (2003)
Two dozen, unfertilised eggs.
Feb 19, 2006
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(10)
25 Ways To Quit Smoking (1989)
Smoking healthier than quitting!
Oct 3, 2004
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(3)
3-2-1 Penguins: The Cheating Scales Of Bullamanka (2001)
Penguins appreciate their space.
May 9, 2006
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3-Iron (2004)
Tae-suk borrows better lives.
Mar 17, 2006
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(2)
30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Lou marries above himself.
Mar 29, 2005
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(10)
30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Big Bird gets married.
Apr 7, 2005
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(1)
30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Lou likes big women.
Apr 7, 2005
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(1)
39 Steps, The (1959)
Stepping all over Hitchcock.
Jan 4, 2006
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(1)
4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Artists branch out.
Mar 30, 2005
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(2)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Too many damn *umentaries!
Apr 8, 2006
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(23)
54 (1998)
Myers gets own Studio.
Aug 12, 2005
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(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
We'll be back.
Jan 10, 2011
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(5)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Mexicans wave ... goodbye.
Aug 23, 2006
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(1)
A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)
Moulding Clay into champion.
Jan 5, 2005
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Aanslag, De (1986)
Fake death initiates reprisals.
Jul 31, 2005
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ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Abba-cadabra: pure magic.
Jul 7, 2004
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(10)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Bjorn in Australia.
Jul 7, 2004
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(13)
Abbott And Costello In The Navy (1941)
Water Lou.
May 19, 2006
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(22)
About Schmidt (2002)
Kathy Bates. Topless. Misery!
May 16, 2006
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(15)
Abyss, The (1989)
SEALs swim deep.
Mar 28, 2004
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(1)
According To Plan: The Story Of Modern Sidewalls For The Homes Of America (1952)
Asbestosganda.
Apr 16, 2005
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(1)
Acrobatic Monkey (1898)
Acroape.
Mar 14, 2005
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(1)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Adam's apple proves downfall.
Apr 24, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Apple and Eve.
Apr 24, 2006
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(10)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Adam's family.
May 1, 2006
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(6)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Landlord evicts troublesome couple.
May 10, 2006
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(24)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Eve gets fruity.
May 10, 2006
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(13)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Adam ribs his girlfriend.
May 9, 2006
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(15)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Man made.
Sep 11, 2008
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Admiral Cigarette (1897)
Fag hag bends over.
Jan 28, 2007
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Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Nelson leads the column.
Dec 27, 2004
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Admiral Dewey Taking Leave Of Washington Committee On The U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)
Dewey eyes, farewell.
Aug 8, 2005
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Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Sea dog.
Sep 21, 2007
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Rocker battles 8Ds malaise.
Nov 23, 2008
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Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Ford, fluffy Dice.
Sep 11, 2006
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Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Adventures of robbin' Hood.
Dec 8, 2004
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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Concept Rocky. Plot Bull.
May 8, 2004
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Aerial Submarine, The (1910)
Sub-standard flight.
Apr 26, 2005
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Against A Crooked Sky (1975)
Molly's Indian takeaway.
Dec 9, 2004
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Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Spy Kid.
Oct 19, 2004
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Air Bud (1997)
Dog, basket.
Dec 8, 2004
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Air Bud (1997)
Balldog.
Sep 15, 2005
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