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Reviews by 'Stone Junction'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1305
reviews published to date.
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Vampires hit new Lowe.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
After The Sunset (2004)
Thief wants money, Salma.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Cartoons have Crumb(y) artist.
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Penn tricks up Dick.
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Assassination Of Trotsky, The (1972)
Burton hams up Leon.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Police re-enact 'Rio Bravo'.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Hawk[e] scared of Fish[burne].
Jan 6, 2005
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Birth (2004)
Husband's a Kid, man!
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Gilliam reimagines fairy tales.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bunny (1998)
Elderly rabbit attacks moth.
Nov 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cadillac Man (1990)
Salesman kidnapped, sells soul.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Chicken Little (2005)
Hen tries fowl play.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The (1969)
Kurt gets brains, girls.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Empire Of The Ants (1977)
Collins battles insect dynasty.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Final Cut, The (2004)
Williams splices your life.
Oct 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Depp does Pan's creator.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Barrymore's career turns Green.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Gargantua (1998)
Mutated lizard no Godzilla.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Monsters get wet, again.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2004)
Cyberjunkies discover killer website.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hijacking Catastrophe: 9/11, Fear & The Selling Of American Empire (2004)
Warmongering NeoCons use 9/11.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Genocide occurs yet again.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Invisible Agent (1942)
Transparent spy battles Nazis.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Last Flight Of Noah's Ark, The (1980)
Airplane redesigned as boat.
Jan 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Letter, The (1940)
Davis wields poison pen.
Mar 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Oceanographer loves family, fish.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Midnight Mass (2003)
Fundamentalists battle vampires, idiocy.
Oct 30, 2004
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Babe boxer beats bias.
Dec 23, 2004
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Oldboy (2003)
Kidnapee's revenge, old school.
Feb 27, 2005
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Vote
(3)
Owning Mahowny (2003)
Banker gambles, clients lose.
Aug 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
P.S. (2004)
Linney shags with Grace.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Perfect Blue (1997)
Popstar has gruesome follower.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Webber glamourizes disfigured psychotic.
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Planet Of The Pitts (2004)
Actor overdoses on insecticide.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
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Return Of The Living Dead 5: Rave From The Grave (2005)
Zombies join mosh pit.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rum Diary, The (2011)
Depp, Benicio, Hunter. Redux.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu, Dick get animated.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sign 'o' The Times (1987)
Overhyped musician plays, preens.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Singing Detective, The (2003)
Downey does dancin' dick.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Abraxas: Guardian Of The Universe (1991)
Wrestling politician saves galaxy.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Allan Quatermain And The Lost City Of Gold (1987)
Shogun passes a Stone.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Adnoidal freak, adult diapers.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 0/5
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America's Heart And Soul (2004)
USA- it's unironically great!
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
American Anthem (1986)
Olympian flips for girl.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Leviathan bimbo, gigantic catfight.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Uma = Emma? Not likely.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back (1989)
Queen cries, catfights, conquers.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Superheros battle popsicle, plant.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientologists punish the viewers.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(6)
Big Hit, The (1998)
Kidnapper foils own kidnapping.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
BloodRayne (2005)
Vampiress betrays her blood.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Head in pan nags.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Bringing Down The House (2003)
Sassy Queen tames Jerk.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Old hams race cars.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Con Air (1997)
Nadir of everyone involved.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Dracula 3000 (2004)
Astronauts discover Nosferatu. Seriously.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Ed (1996)
Chimp upstages 'Friend'.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)
Ernest gets shawshank redemption.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Fahrenhype 9/11 (2004)
Milquetoasts piss out Bushfire.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Father Of The Bride Part II (1995)
Martin, Keaton whore talent.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Folks! (1992)
Alzheimer's becomes punchline.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Forbidden Dance, The (1990)
Lady lambadas, loves, lays.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Friday The 13th (1980)
'Psycho' with $10 budget.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
Goalie kills- in 3D!
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Heartbeeps (1981)
Robots seek love, plot.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Hockey player causes death.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Jazz Singer, The (1980)
Olivier plays Jewish? Fey!
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Kung Phooey! (2003)
Monks protect sacred... peach?
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
'Max Headroom', but dumber.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Left Behind (2001)
Kirk Cameron for Christ!
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Left Behind (2001)
Sitcom stars for Christ!
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)
Sitcom stars battle Anti-Christ.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
Talking mutts outclass Travolta.
May 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship Of The String, The (2002)
Mythic panties wreak havok.
Nov 30, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Mangler 2, The (2001)
Henriksen lanced by computer.
Oct 7, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Mangler, The (1995)
Possessed laundry folds evil.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Marriage Of Convenience, A (1998)
Dr. Quinn gets hitched.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (2002)
Martin points out obvious.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Night Of The Lepus (1972)
'When Rabbits Attack!'
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Octopus (2000)
Bad CGI attacks liner.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Piranha (1995)
Fallen lawyer battles fishies.
May 28, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Project: Alf (1996)
Furry E.T. annoys, bores.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Rhinestone (1984)
Italian Stallion sings. Badly.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Seven Magnificent Gladiators, The (1983)
'Yojimbo' on the cheap.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Silence Of The Hams, The (1994)
Parody reaches its nadir.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Tyler Perry's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman (2005)
Transgendered grandma heaps abuse.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Cross cross with Gross.
Apr 20, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
The heads are lucky.
May 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
A.W.O.L.: Absent Without Leave (1990)
Belgian kicks for family.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Eddie destroys moon, career.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Mutated reptile outsmarts police.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
American Werewolf In Paris, An (1997)
Lethal lupine likes layabout.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Baby... Secret Of The Lost Legend (1985)
Rubbery dino munches 'Prisoner'.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Beginning Of The End (1957)
Giant grasshoppers dig Graves.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Eddie Murphy brakes Axel.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Blood Beach (1981)
Beastly clam devours everyone.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Baby bimbo mates mimbo.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Body Parts (1991)
Convict gets spread about.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Candyman: Day Of The Dead (1999)
Boogeyman menaces 'Baywatch' bimbo.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Captain America (1990)
Superhero succumbs to budget.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
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